Inuyasha and Kagome were walking down a brick road, and for some reason it was yellow. They really didn't know where they were because just a few minutes ago Miroku opened his wind tunnel and they were sucked in (unexpectedly).

So anyways.

Inyuasha and Kagome were still walking. Then a large sack of grass jumped out of a corn field.

The sack just sat there.

Inuyasha was stunned. "What the hell?"

Kagome then picked up a stick. And said in a baby voice, "I poke now."

Inuyasha grabbed the stick from her hand. "Stop being stupid, you idiot!"

She then thought of perfect revenge for taking her poke stick. "Inuyasha…SIT!"

He only had one thing to say while he was falling to the ground…"Damnit!"

The sack still sat there.

You would've thought that it would talk or break out in song, but it still sat there.

Inuyasha then realized why it wasn't doing anything.

"But of course! It has no brain!"

if I only had a brain…

Kagome then muttered, "I could've told you that…"

So kagome picked up the sack and started carrying it in the direction they were walking.

Inuyasha was puzzled. He chased her. "Why are you taking it with us?"

"im tired I need a pillow."

She then sat down under a tree, put the sack of grass down, burped, then laid down and fell asleep.

Inyuasha looked at the watch Kagome had given him 10 minutes ago. And amazingly he had taught himself how to tell time. "IT'S ONLY 3 O'CLOCK!"

But it was pointless. She was already sleeping, and was snoring, drooling and farting. The usual routine.

So he kept going. Then a flying monkey grabbed him, carried him off to a tree and ate him.

Five hours later Kagome woke up to a lion humping her leg. "WHAT THE HELL! GET OFF ME!"

It looked at her. Screamed and ran away.