Mk, so this is literally just off the top of my head…
Btw, thank you Kado for allowing me to use your name.
Disclaimer: I do not own any rights to Dynasty Warriors, Samurai Warriors, or Warriors Orochi, or any Anime/Manga characters that may appear or be mentioned
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Meeting of Beauties
All the warriors of Ancient China and Feudal Japan were gathered in a grand mansion. Even the Mystics and Orochi's forces were present. They were mulling about when a young woman appeared. She was dressed simply in a T-shirt and a pair of jeans. However, it took some time before they noticed her. To her credit, she was very patient as she waited to get everyone's attention. "Hello" she said. "I'm sure you're all wondering why you were called here…?" she let the question hang.
Xiao Qiao held up a paper. "Well yeah! I mean, you sent for us didn't you?"
"No" replied the girl. "It was actually a friend of mine…" She performed a wide sweep of her arms, showing off the place. "This mansion was constructed with a great amount of magic by--"
"Yuko-sama" finished Nu Wa.
-In some other dimension, The Space-Time Witch sneezes. "Gesundheit" said Watanuki. Yuko glares. "What? Is everything OK?" he asked. "I get the feeling some ungrateful people are talking about me…"-
"I would appreciate if you didn't interrupt" the girl said pointedly.
"Who are you?" asked Noh and Zhen Ji in unison.
"I already told you: a friend of the person who summoned you here."
Zhen and Noh were beginning to get annoyed. Noh pulled out her claws. "Now listen you little bitch--" she began. The girl just stood there, watching. "Arrogant little bitch" Noh amended.
Zhen giggled. "So quick to anger, Noh?" she asked.
"Shut Up!" growled Noh.
"Noh, would it not be wise to conserve your energy?" asked her hubby, the Demon King.
Noh pouted. "Very well. You're correct."
"Noh does have a point though. What we want to know is, what is your name?"
The girl obliged "I'm Kado. Kado Adiyoshi" Zhen and the other women looked utterly shocked. "What?" she asked confusedly.
"YOU are Kado-chan" asked Xiao. "Really?!" Kado nods.
"I've heard wonderful things!" declared Zhang He happily.
"O…K…" Kado said. A wave of fear began to wash over her. How could these strangers know her when she knew nothing about them? "Since you all apparently know me, telling me who you are is the least you could do."
They grouped up according to game and force. There were little fights amongst each faction over who should go where. Finally sorted, they began naming themselves
"Liu Bei, Leader of the honorable force of Shu." He said proudly. "And behind me, my team: Zhao Yun, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Zhuge Liang, Ma Chao, Huang Zhong, Jiang Wei, Wei Yan, Pang Tong, Yue Ying, Guan Ping and Xing Cai"
Sun Jian and Cao Cao glanced at each other and smiled. They both agreed that no matter what they were called for, they could easily defeat Bei's pitiful forces.
Sun Jian cleared his throat. "Sun Jian, Head of Wu" he said curtly. Cao Cao stifled a laugh, disguising it as a cough. The entire Sun family glared at him. "My sons, Ce and Quan; and my daughter, Shang Xiang. Our loyal officers: Zhou Yu, Lu Xun, Taishi Ci, Lu Meng, Gan Ning, Huang Gai, Zhou Tai, Ling Tong, Xiao and Da Qiao" He finished quickly.
"My son and his wife" Cao Cao drawled, waving an arm in the direction of Cao Pi and Zhen Ji. "And our team: Dian Wei, Xu Zhu, Xiahou Dun, Xiahou Yuan, Pang De, Zhang Liao, Sima Yi, Cao Ren and Xu Huang"
"What about me?!" cried Zhang He.
"…I don't know that man…. I am Cao Cao, commander of Wei, future--"
"Nobody cares about your plans" Cao Pi pointed out. Everyone murmured their agreements.
"After all, you don't see a game called Cao Cao's Ambitions do you?" added Nobunaga.
Cao Cao glared, blushing, totally embarrassed. "Hmph!"
"I'm Zhu Rong" said a beautiful bronzed woman. "That's my darling Meng Huo" she added, indicating a large man.
"Zhang Jiao"
"Lu Bu and Diao Chan" said an elegant young woman.
"Yuan Shao"
"Dong Zhuo"
"Zuo Ci"
"Good to meet you" said Kado.
"I am Nobunaga Oda" said the man who held Noh back. "My wife, Noh, and sister, Oichi" he gestures toward them. "Yukimura Sanada, Keiji Maeda, Mitsuhide Akechi, Goemon Ishikawa, Kenshin Uesugi, Okuni, Kunoichi, Magoichi Saika, Shingen Takeda, Ranmaru Mori, Hanzo Hattori, Masamune Date, Hideyoshi Toyotomi, Yoshimoto Imigawa, Tadakatsu Honda, Inahime Honda."
Kado's eye twitches. "There's more isn't there?"
"A-hem! Ieyasu Tokugawa" said another man. "Nagamasa Azai, Mitsunari Ishida, Sako Shima, Yoshihiro Shimazu, Kanetsugu Naoe, Kotaro Fuma, Musashi Miyamoto, Katsuie Shibata, Kojiro Sasaki, Toshiie Maeda, Gracia and Motochika Chosokabe."
"More?" asked Kado
"Yes" said a demonic looking man. "I am Orochi X."
A slutty looking woman spoke up. "I'm Da Ji!" she said happily.
"My names Himiko" said a little girl.
"I am Orochi" said a man who looked similar to Orochi X.
"Fu Xi, Nu Wa and Taigong Wang"
"Yoshitsune Minamoto, Kiyomori Taira, and Sun Wukong" finished Orochi X
"Headache…" said Kado. "OK. There are rooms everywhere for everyone. Separate rooms for you all, I don't care if you are couples."
To Be Continued…
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So, yea. A random thing I came up with. I need ideas for what should happen, so please help! R&R!
