Home Alone
Summary: Ever wondered what would happen if the the twins with powers should be left in the Jade Palace... alone? Let's see shall we?
I wanted to do this for a while, it'll be a short story though. I don't own anything except Ichi, Fu, and emperor Huang di.
Chapter 1: Home Alone?
It was a normal day in the valley of peace, everyone that lived there was happy; the sun shined and the people did what they usually did, wether it was working or talking to friends. In the Jade Palace Po, the five, and Master Shifu were doing their normal routine of training. Shifu was proud to see them progress, he was even more proud of Po since at he was still a novice and was already progressing smoothly. "Alright students, that's enough for today."
"Yes master." They obeyed
Shifu was happy, but as he looked at his students he asked. "Does anyone know where the twins are?"
"We haven't seen them all day." Viper answered
"Actually, I think Ichi told me about some special training they were doing." Po explained "I don't know where they went though."
"...I think I have a good idea where they are." Tigress said, pointing outside. Everyone turned to see large explosions coming from the training grounds.
When they went down to where the explosion came from, they found Ichi and Fu sparring; their punches clashed together, as they did Ichi grabbed Fu's punch and threw her away only for her to land back on her feet. She grabbed her harp from her back and started to attack, but Ichi blocked and countered with his sword Kageichi. "You're done Ichi: Arrow Rain!"
As Fu played her harp she summoned a barrage of arrows to fire from above, but Ichi smirked at the attack and said. "I hope you want these back, cause here they come: Shadow Hornet!"
Ichi unleashed a barrage of sword thrusts, and as they clashed the arrows were thrown right back at her; but Fu was calm, as she played her harp again she exclaimed. "Siren's Shreik!"
Fu played a tune so loud that it sounded like a nail scratching a chalkboard, the tune was so strong that it stopped the arrows in their tracks; as they fell Ichi enveloped his blade in a crimson flame, while his sister enveloped her hands in azure ready to attack. But Shifu stepped in and said, "That's enough!"
"Huh?" The twins asked "Hey guys, what's up?"
"Why didn't the both of you tell us about this 'special training'?" Shifu asked "If you wanted to do this I would have gladly agreed to it."
"Sorry, we just got so into it that we forgot to tell you." Ichi answered "I guess we were too excited."
"Yeah, we were about to make one big bang too." Fu agreed
"A good thing you didn't, it could've destroyed the whole palace." Mantis stated
"Nah... maybe, half the mountain." Ichi estimated "I guess we were going overboard."
"Master Shifu!"
They all turned to see a goose flying towards them, it was Shifu's messenger Zeng; he made a clash landing to the ground, Shifu went to him and said. "What is it Zeng?"
"M-Master, you have a message from emperor Huang di." Zeng answered "He needs your help, along with the five and the dragon warrior."
"Wait, that's his real name!?" Ichi exclaimed
"Yes, surprised?" Shifu said, smiling "Alright, we'll leave immediately."
"But master, what about the twins?" Crane asked
"You're right," Shifu thought of what to do, that's when he thought of something. "while we're gone, I want the both of you to stay here."
"By ourselves?" Ichi asked "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I trust that both of you will do fine by yourselves." Shifu answered
"So, you'll leave us here?" Fu asked
"Yes."
"By ourselves?"
"That's right."
"Alone?"
"Yes."
"Without anyone watching us?"
"I'm beginning to wonder if I was wrong to trust both of you," Shifu said, annoyed "Maybe I should find someone to babysit for you."
"We'll be fine, you guys go ahead." Fu assured
"We're old enough to take care of ourselves anyway." Ichi agreed
"Very well, let's get ready to go."
"Yes Master." Everyone agreed
It only took and hour for everyone to get packed, after they did they met each other at the door in the hall of warriors; Shifu asked, "Is everyone ready to go?"
"Yes."
"Are you sure the two of you can handle this?" Shifu asked "This is a full responsibility, I want to make sure that I can trust you."
"We promise Shifu, we will honor your trust." The twins answered
Shifu smiled and hugged them both, "I know that I can trust you two, the both of you have the maturity of an adult. But sometimes you need to act your age."
"So, you want us to act like teenagers?" Ichi asked
"Oh, then can we have a huge party while your gone?" Fu asked
"... Don't push it you two." Shifu answered
"You two take care of yourselves." Po explained "Don't mess anything up either."
"Po, why would we ever... ok we promise not to mess anything up." Ichi agreed "You guys be careful too."
With that they left, and as they reached the bottom of the stairs Shifu felt a little worried; Viper was the first to see it and asked, "Are you ok master?"
"I'm fine, but it feels like in a few minutes the whole palace will explode." Shifu explained
"Come on Shifu, even they wouldn't go that far." Po assured "At least... I don't think so."
Meanwhile back in the palace, the twins thought about what to do before they go to bed; then Fu got an idea and said, "Hey, how about we blow up the palace for fun?"
"You actually read my mind, but that's going to far." Ichi answered
"Yeah your right, so what do we do?" Fu asked
Ichi thought for a moment, and then got an idea. "Hey, is Zeng still here?"
"Yeah, why?"
"I just got an idea so funny, we'll be laughing in our sleep." Ichi whispered into Fu's ear, but she looked discouraged about it
"I don't think that'll work." Fu stated
"Oh yeah, if this work you have to cook for tomorrow." Ichi smirked
"You're on, if I remember Zeng went to the hall of warriors."
"Then let's go."
When they got to the hall of warriors they found Zeng polishing the urn of whispering warriors, They walked up to him and said, "Hey Zeng!"
Zeng jumped and fell on his behind, when he realized it was only the twins he sighed and said, "Oh, it's only you two."
"You were polishing the urn right?" Ichi asked
"Yes, I have to keep everything clean until master Shifu comes back." Zeng answered
"Well, you know that sometimes the soilders of the tenchu army speak right?" Fu asked "I heard that on nights like this, they actually come out."
"R-Really." He stuttered
"Yep, first they start talking and then they come out." Ichi said
"T-That's just a rumor, you two shouldn't believe what people say." Zeng explained
"Yeah your right, see ya Zeng!" The twins said, leaving
As the twins left Zeng sighed, he almost believed them for a minute. "Silly kids, they almost made me believe them."
"Is it safe?"
"Huh, who's there?" Zeng asked
"Is it safe?"
"Yes, it's very safe." Zeng answered "You can come out now."
"Is it safe?"
"This isn't funny anymore."
"Is it safe, is it safe, is it safe , is it safe."
Zeng started screaming and ran right out the room, while the twins came out of their hiding place behind flying rhinos armor; Ichi smirked and said, "You owe me breakfast, lunch and dinner tomorrow."
"Fine, well goodnight." Fu said, going to bed
"Night."
To be continued
Funny start huh? Chapter 2 coming soon.
