Challenges


Well, it's been a while and I've had a few rough months, but I finally managed to pop this one out. I know this is probably nothing like you have in mind, Karakashi Iruna, and though I like the challenge, I really just could not think of a plot that got me in the mood for writing. If you don't like it, I may have another go at this pairing and prompt in the future, when I'm more familiar with Law's character. Anyway, thanks for the prompt, and brace yourself for weirdness. Also, it's short, but better than nothing, eh?


Pairing:

LawxLuffy

Words: 370

Warnings: Uh, swearing, weirdness?

Rating: T

Summary: Mostly dialogue. Law and Luffy have no idea their night-time activities are being watched.

Challenged by: Karakashi Iruna


Hats

Soft groaning, the strained creaks of a worn bed.

"…they're at it again."

"I know, I can hear them."

"You should be up here, I can see them!"

"You're sick. Can't you give them a little privacy?"

"What the hell do you care? It's nothing you haven't seen before. Besides, it's not as if I can move."

"Doesn't mean you have to watch."

"Whatever. Sissy."

"I could kick your ass any day."

"Like hell."

A rattling gasp, the bed spring squeal against the assault.

"You think they'd be a little more considerate."

"It's not like anyone else is around."

"We're here."

"In case you haven't noticed, neither of them seem to care about us too much."

"I don't know about you, but my captain cares a great deal for me. I've lost count of how many times he's defended me – saved me."

"That's because he gets you into those messes in the first place, idiot. One idiot for another."

"Don't talk about Luffy that way. Law's no better. Ay least my captain isn't a cocky asshole."

"Oh? The teapot calling the kettle black?"

"He's confident, not cocky."

"Sure, whatever. Just be grateful they're not as loud as usual and shut the hell up."

Soft panting escalates into noisy grunts and lengthy moans.

"You bastard! You jinxed us!"

"Heh. I don't see why it bothers you so much."

"He's my captain."

"Oh? Is that red I see on you? Maybe a little bit of jealousy?"

"It's my natural colour, dumbass. I swear you have fuzz for brains."

"Fuck you."

A sudden cry. Soft grunts of pleasure followed by heavy breathing and then silence.

"…are they done?"

"Looks like it."

"Oh, good."

"Yeah."

"…"

"…"

"Well, I guess I'll you'll be gone before I wake up?"

"Probably."

"See you in a few weeks then."

"Yeah, hopefully we'll get tossed to opposite ends of the room next time, so I won't have to look at your battered old ugly face."

The Straw Hat didn't bother to reply, and Law's fuzzy hat didn't try to pick any more fights. With their Captains finally asleep, they settled in for the night. Just because their captains got along 'so well', it didn't mean their hats did.


LOL, where the hell did that come from, eh? Hope you enjoyed it regardless! Reviews appreciated.