Disclaimer: The authors are aware that Gakuen Alice belongs to Higuchi Tachibana-sama.
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CHAIN STORY SERIES: PART I
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"All because of a piece of paper…"
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As soon as Natsume opened the door to stop the non-stop ringing of the doorbell, a piece of paper flew right to his face. It said, "I HATE YOU NATSUME HYUUGA. Love, Mikan." And the girl was already gone when he finished reading.
Natsume ran and ran to find Mikan and when he finally found her, he saw her making out with Kokoro Yome. His blood boiled as soon as he saw the scene unfold in front of him; but then, as soon as he grabbed Koko out of the way, he noticed that it wasn't Mikan all along. Turns out, it was Pyon pyon, Rukas rabbit making out with Koko instead.
Then out of nowhere, Hotaru came in, hand in hand with Hayate. This puzzled Natsume to no end; something's wrong, as if he's in a dream of some sort. Then Pyon pyon suddenly turned into Ruka and grabbed Hayate. Natsume wondered where Hayate came from; was he there when this all started?
The answer was an obvious no. So he went with his first main goal. To find the bratty little Mikan. And where was she? Oh yes. He saw her. She was out buying a pair of lacy underwear. He smirked as he walked towards her all the while wondering why she was buying LACY ones.
And then Natsume saw Mikan flash by with Mochu. He was getting too confused already it frustrated him too much. And suddenly before he could chase after them he was stopped by the clerk. "Will you buy some lacy underwear sir?"
Next thing he knew, he was the one wearing the lacy underwear. Narumi was the clerk all along. How did he end up wearing those tight, itchy lacy underwear? He couldn't remember Mikan giving it to him. Besides, he hated those. Perhaps Mikan had him mistaken for another man, maybe someone else who's she seeing - yes, HE WHO LIKES LACY UNDERWEAR.
It was obvious who liked that type of underwear. It was none other than Tsubasa. It irked him. He felt so disgusted. But then he noticed he was in HER bedroom and saw her wearing the lacy underwear herself, making out with Tsubasa. O_O"
His flame shot up in his arms, then he realized it looked ridiculous especially as he was wearing lacy underwear. Mikan noticed him for the first time.
"What the hell are you WEARING?" She screamed.
"Shit. I can explain-Wait, why are YOU on HIS bed?" He shot back.
She retorted with her voice full of confidence. "Why? Do you want me to sleep on yours?"
He would have answered, only that just then the lacy underwear fell off him - only to be replaced by polka-dotted boxers that had net-like holes in it.
"Why are you in my panties? Do you have a lace fetish? Tsubasa does too! You can make out with him instead! Im outta here!"
But it was too late. For Natsume had caught her wrist, and ran to his room, pinning her on his bed. He was about to kiss her full on the lips when Mikan screamed, "NATSUME. DON'T IT'S SO HARD... YOUR BED IS FRICKIN KILLING ME!" She wailed. Only then did Natsume notice that his bed was suddenly made out of stone. But he really couldn't care less. He'd fuck her in a volcano and he'd still be contented.
And then he woke up to find himself sleeping beside Tsubasa. Now he was really creeped out and confused. He got up to find himself falling down a hole. He was wearing Alice in Wonderland's dress, chasing Piyo down the hole. And the worst part? Narumi was Mad Hatter.
While wearing the lacy gown, he tripped on a rock. And of shame of all shame,it is revealed that Natsume is wearing a polka-dotted undergarment AGAIN. Jinno stole the polka-dotted underwear of Natsume.
He hastily stood up and tried to regain himself. Seeing the weird looks Naru and Jin-Jin were giving him. He felt the breeze in his legs and it was then when he decided to run away as fast as he could before they could take him down for a threesome.
And then he felt it, he was stabbed from the back by Piyo. Only to find himself back in bed with Tsubasa. Tsubasa was molesting him. And Tsubasa turned into Ruka. So he screamed for help...and in comes Mikan to the rescue. And Ruka turned into Piyo and stabbed him. With a teacup.
Then he fell face down into another hole... where Tsubasa caught him in his arms. Then he kissed him. Mikan reloaded the new version of baka gun and aimed it on Tsubasa. And due to the firecaster's annoyance, he decided to burn Tsubasa's lips. But his lips only grew larger.
And Tsubasa's whole body turned into Jinjin's frog :)
So Natsume just opted to bury Tsubasa's face on an anthill. For the ants to bite him. And feast on him. Tsubasa kissed him again. Only with larger lips.
And the buried Tsubasa turned into Natsume. Now there are two Natsumes. They turned to face each other, before suddenly rushing in for a brotherly hug.
He woke up realizing that he was lying right next to Sumire. And the twins live happily ever after. THE END. They didn't bother anymore about Sumire. But as he thought that it was the end, it was just actually the beginning.
...Of a beautiful day that turned ugly, only to be wrecked by the sight of Persona and Narumi holding hands. He felt like throwing up but instead, ran away from the horrifying sight
And a jealous Jinno watching from a far. The second Natsume just burnt himself to save himself from the terrifying sight hand in hand with Jinno's girlfriend. Or, hand in webbed foot, because, it turned out that Jinno's girlfriend was his own frog.
Piyo ate Jinno's frog, which turned out into Luna. And Luna was burnt. Because she wanted to steal Natsume away from Mikan. And then Luna had her face shifted, and turned into Mikan, which scared the crap out of Natsume.
Then Kuonji ate Luna ALIVE, which was actually Mikan or so Natsume thought. Natsume tried to wake himself up from this dream. But no avail.
He tried to burn the whole school down but somewhat ended up in Mikan's room. With that, he hoped that all this would end. But it did not. HII-SAMA was making out with Mikan.
But when conjured a fireball in his hands to protect Mikan , fluff puffs appeared and Mika left Hii-sama to share fluffpuffs with Natsume. Natsume started sweating. Cold sweat. With that, his eyes opened and he felt someone jumping on the bed "Dad! Wake up!"
With a final scream, he was drenched in a pool of sweat. He found a tired Mikan rubbing her eyes of sleep. And now, he knew, for sure, that his nightmare had come to an end. Yes, all that he found absurd. But the fact that his son was Mr. Bear, it's alright with him.
And his wife is the giant piyo. And yet again his nightmare got worse.
And he got insomia and never was able to sleep again. For he was forever scarred by the nightmares of the night.
END OF CHAIN STORY I
Credits to the authors who took part in making this awesome drabble:
La Princesa Julia
Mademoiselle Mirage
Ria Lee
tangerine-jujube08
Acrianz
Polkadots24
mishaa
Prose Vanity
diane-chan desu
DarkyrawrXD
ctsh13
blackcat9517
daa3fan
