Note: Story time again. Man I gotta stop writing new ones and update old ones. I am getting there, don't worry. This story is centered around Elizabeth and a brand new year for her at Atlantis. Has some Sheppard/Weir, mostly them, but it's get everything else too. Heck, anything goes in my crazy stories. And, before I forget, important to note that Simon is on Atlantis ... why? Cause he's smart and they need him, THAT'S WHY! Oh yeah and it's based around Bridget Jones's Diary. The book, not the movie. So read, review and most importantly, enjoy.

Disclaimer: I do not own StarGate Atlantis or the novel "Bridget Jones's Diary" by Helen Fielding.

Elizabeth Weir's Diary!

New Years's Resolutions!

I WILL NOT!

Drink more then 6 glasses of Athosian moonshine a week.

Smoke.

Bother with long and uninteresting briefings as noone listens to them anyway.

Obsess over Simon and the fact that he is now on Atlantis with me.

Get annoyed with Rodney, Zelenka or any of the other scientist as they continue to drive me INSANE!

Keep inventing different scenarios in which Kavanaugh dies a slow and painful death each time.

Bitch about anyone behind their backs, but be kind and patient with everyone.

Be lazy and just hang back whilst everyone goes through the gate and has fun.

Behave sluttishly around Simon, remembering that I do have work to do around the place.

Let my work take over me completly, breaks are important, so is food. I should take up a sport.

Disagree with John on a regular basis just to see him angry.

Try and sneak into Simons quatres every night but play a little hard to get and prove that I am not desperate.

I WILL!

Stop smoking.

Drink less as am happy now and totally stress free, cause Simon's here.

Try and loose some weight as those horrid Atlantis pants are becoming increasingly tighter and I must look good for Simon.

Be more accepting.

Be more patient.

Work less and have more fun.

Try and learn Teyla's art of stick fighting as to defend myself when I make regular trips off-world.

Keep the peace with John.

Pay more attention to those who want my attention.

Dedicate more of my time to Simon as he is my boy friend whom I love and need to be around.

Give Simon some space, whilst spending as much time with him as possible (hmmm).

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AN: OKay, well that was just the beginning. Just a small start. It's going to be one heck of a fun year. Smiles wickedly Please review to tell me what you think. I love hearing from you all.