Prologue:
You know, every once in a while I would go on fanfiction and find these stories about Chaos that, betrayal there and the one that takes the cake, Annabeth cheating.
Biggest shit I've read.
Chill the fuck out. Take a chill pill or something. I see all these horrible things that people write about me but they couldn't be any farther from the truth. They are so far that it actually cracks a smile on my stone cold face.
Everyone knows it does.
Really it does. To be honest, it actually made me laugh! When I first read these 'Chaos' stories, I laughed my funny ass off. It just blew my mind to such a stupid level that I laughed.
Gee, 'Why?' , you may ask.
I thought it would never actually happen, that's why.
Yeah, well guess what… It never happened. What would make you think that any of this actually happened?
Annabeth never cheated on me, like c'mon, seriously guys? Chaos never came to me! Never in a million years would that freaky deity give 2 little flying shits about me. I having another brother will only happen when Team Ico finally makes a game 3. Just so you know, that's never going to happen. And my parents dying? O puh-lease. You guys are a bunch of sadist. Too bad I'm the only true sadist here.
Nevertheless!
I lied. Something that I tend to do after the sacrifice I made. More like something I tend to do after I changed.
Anyways, you see, the fanfictioners were actually closer to the truth than they thought. They were actually super close! Just like that quote, something about being so close yet so far?
Nah.
I think that's the quote. Or was it keep your friends close but your enemies closer? I don't know, one of those.
It's probably both.
Now I can't stop debating which quote is was.
God dang it.
Anyhow! Back to the fanfictioners! They were on the right track. But I'm going to have to confess that that is not how things went. Everything about those 'Chaos' stories are false.
They are false because… well because… I said so. Because I know the truth.
I killed Tyson and Tyson didn't kill anyone. I also killed my beloved mother and stepfather. Chaos didn't come to me, I came to it. I cheated on Annabeth and I was the one who betrayed Camp Half Blood.
My name is Percy Jackson. And this is what the fanfictioners didn't know. The truth that they deserved to know.
