AN: This fic is completely dialogue, but I hope you like it anyway! HPDM, so if you don't like, run away now.
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"McGonagall is insane if she thinks I'm going to room with him!"
"Draco—"
"Shut up, Pansy. I'm not rooming with him! I refuse."
"It could be worse, darling."
"Worse? WORSE?! HOW COULD IT BE ANY BLOODY WORSE?!"
"Merlin's pants, Malfoy, shut up. Some of us are trying to sleep, so get your scrawny arse in that bed over there or I will stupefy you so hard your kids will feel it."
"…"
"Wow, Potter, I'm impressed. Not many people can shut Draco up like that."
"Get out, Pansy."
"What, no goodnight kiss, darling?"
SLAM!
"Leave your girlfriend at the stairs next time."
"My girlfriend? You think Pansy and I are dating? Seriously, Potter."
"You aren't?"
"Of course not."
"What'd you bring her for, then?"
"I didn't realise my personal life was your business, Potter."
"Just curious, Malfoy."
"…"
"…"
"…"
"If you absolutely must know, the only reason Pansy and I aren't dating is because I am not particularly inclined to her gender."
"You're gay?"
"You aren't?"
"…"
"You are, aren't you?!"
"I didn't realise my personal life was your business, Malfoy."
"I told you!"
"…"
"Please? Pretty please? Just tell me, you git!"
"Shut up and go to sleep, dammit."
"Tell me."
"No."
"Tell me."
"No!"
"Tell me!"
"Christ, Malfoy, yes! I'm gay, a ponce, a fairy, whatever! Now go back to sleep before I hex your brains out."
"You could just, you know, shag my brains out instead."
"…"
"Just a suggestion."
"…"
"A rather tempting suggestion, in my esteemed opinion, Potter. I'm being very gracious here and all, offering myself like I am, and you—mmph!"
"Malfoy?"
"W-what, Potter?"
"Shut up so I can kiss you properly."
"Well, when you put it that way, I guess I can excuse your rudeness and—mmph!"
"Does that shagging offer still stand?"
"Oh god yes!"
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AN: This is only a one-shot, hope that's not too disappointing! Drop a comment if you spot any errors or just want to show me some love. I'd really appreciate it! :D
