A.N.: I'm baaack!
"I still don't get why we have to do this," Snotlout said as he unloaded food from Hookfang onto a table. Having a dragon that could flame up came in handy when cooking multiple amounts of food quickly.
"Because my sister is coming from the Northern Isle," Hiccup said from atop Toothless. Toothless had hoisted him up to place a "welcome home" banner above the doorway of his home.
"But why do I have to help?" Snotlout asked. The two boys had been together the entire teenagers, so it was a good thing that Valka had walked in just in time.
"She's my daughter, Snotlout, and your oldest cousin," she said, putting more food on Hookfang to cook and took some already made food and fed it to the dragons.
"Yeah, but that doesn't mean I like her," Snotlout said as Valka handed Hiccup a drink.
"Snotlout, you love her. We used worship her when we were little," Hiccup said, taking a sip of his drink.
"He's right, Snotlout. When you two were babies, you would look up to her and had the best times with her," Valka said, handing him a glass.
"She's fifteen years older than me, how could I not look up to her?" Snotlout said, but took a drink.
"Either way, she loves you and really wants to see the both of us," Hiccup said.
"Listen, Hiccup, I know you're excited that big sissy is coming back after like, ten years, and you're excited to show her everything that's changed, but remember, she's only here to show her respects to Stoick, staying here for a couple of days, and then going home," Snotlout said.
"We're her family, though," Hiccup retorted. "She will spend time with us."
Snotlout rolled his eyes just as the four other teenagers dropped in with the dragons.
"Any sign of her?" Hiccup asked.
"We spotted a boat on the horizon," Astrid said "could be her." She knew how excited Hiccup was to see his sister, but it had been killing her to stay away from him to let him focus on getting things ready.
"How old is she now?" Fishlegs asked, attempting to help the time fly.
"Thirty-four now," Valka answered. "Stoick and I were only fourteen when we had her. Back in the day, it was custom to get married at around fifteen, though. Still, we couldn't take care of her."
"Which is why she lives with our great Aunt Bertha in the Northern Isle," Hiccup finished.
"I barely remember her. Do you think she remembers us?" Tuffnut said.
"I'm sure she does. She did have her hand in taking care of all of you," Valka said.
"When will she be here?" Hiccup said for the upteenth time.
"Maybe a few hours at the most," Fishlegs said.
"Good, I'll be home asleep," Snotlout said, taking the food from Hookfang and setting it on the table.
"No, you won't, you and your dad will be right here, welcoming her to Berk," Hiccup said, walking over to Snotlout.
"I'll say hello eventually, but I'm not staying for hours until she gets here," Snotlout said.
"How are you not excited after seeing your older cousin after ten years?" Hiccup asked.
"Because this is your guy's thing and you're getting all worked up over nothing," Snotlout said.
"Over nothing?" Hiccup scoffed. "I'm sorry I want to show my one and only sister that her baby brother has become the chief of Berk."
"Hiccup," Valka said, breaking up the sure fight that would come between her son and nephew. "You need to calm down."
"She's right, Hiccup," Astrid said, walking over to her fiance. She'll get here when she gets here."
"Yeah, Hiccup," a new, female voice said. Hiccup and Snotlout felt arms drape around their shoulders, and looked at the person. She was as tall as Valka and skinny with blue eyes and long, redish-brown hair. She was dressed in a deep red shirt that went down to her knees, that ha strips of brown in it starting from her waist. She had black tights with light brown fur boots and a brown leather knapsack hung over her shoulder. "I'll get here when I get here."
Hiccup flashed the biggest smile most of the teens had ever seen and jumped into her arms. "Camicazi!" he yelped, wrapping his arms and legs around her. She took the knapsack from around her shoulder and placed it on the ground behind her, getting it out of the way.
"Cami!" Snotlout said, apparently forgetting he couldn't care less about seeing her and hugged her as much as possible with Hiccup holding onto her for dear life.
She embraced both of them and couldn't help but laugh. "Aidan, Josh, how are you?" she asked.
"When are you going to learn that those aren't our names?" Hiccup asked.
"When you realize that they are what I wanted to name you from day one so I don't care if they aren't your real names," Camicazi said.
The boys chuckled as Valka came to face her. "How has Aunt Bertha been treating you, Camicazi?" she asked.
"She's doing pretty good," Camicazi said, nodding while keeping the boys in a hug. "She was really excited I was able to come out here."
"I am, too," Valka said, hugging her daughter on the opposite side of Snotlout.
"Well," Astrid said, with her, the twins, and Fishlegs feeling like intruders "I guess we'll just let you guys catch up."
"Oh, no," Hiccup said, releasing himself from Camicazi.
He opened his mouth to speak, but Camicazi quickly cut him off as she got a good look at him. "Well, it looks like you've shot up in the past 10 years, but you still lost a foot." Hiccup closed his mouth and crossed his arms, shifting his weight to an impatient position "But I know you're going to completely ignore my joke and keep going on with what you have to say like the intense case of youngest child syndrome you have," she followed.
Hiccup looked down, smiled, and shook his head. "I love you, Cami. Great to have you back," he mumbled. "Anyways, you remember Astrid, right?" he asked, gesturing toward Astrid, who stepped forward shyly.
"Of course I remember," Camicazi said, holding out her hand. Astrid took it and shook it. "You have to remember, I babysat all of you guys for about the first two years of your lives," she said, smiling. Astrid smiled back.
"How can you let me forget," Hiccup mumbled. "Anyway, Astrid is my...um...fiance," he said softly.
"Fiance...as in, Astrid and Aidan are getting married?" Camicazi asked as Astrid laughed.
"Yes, Astrid and I, Hiccup Horrendous Haddock, are getting married in the future," Hiccup said.
Camicazi embraced Astrid in a hug. "I finally get a legitimate younger sister, and not just a younger brother that acts like one!"
Hiccup sighed and shook his head. "And what about everyone else here?" Camicazi asked, breaking the cocoon of hugs and making her way to Fishlegs and the twins.
Hiccup started to introduce everyone until Snotlout cut him off. "Let her figure it out," he whispered.
"I heard that, Josh," Camicazi said. Hiccup covered his mouth to stifle a laugh when Snotlout shot him a death glare.
"Hey, it's funny when it's not aimed at me," he said and Snotlout rolled his eyes.
"And it's not a problem," Camicazi said, facing Fishlegs. "This is obviously Fishlegs, you look a lot like your father at his age."
"Thanks, Camicazi. How are the Northern Aisles?" Fishlegs asked. Hiccup remembered his drink from earlier and continued to drink it.
"The scenery is great," Camicazi said. "The people are kind of stuck up, though. Honestly, they always think they're above everyone else." Hiccup choked on his drink and started coughing from laughing and drinking at the same time.
"You alright there, Hic?" Camicazi asked.
Hiccup gave her a thumbs-up. "I wasn't ready for that pun," he said.
"Way to draw as much attention as possible to it," Camicazi said. "And these two must be the twins."
"Do you remember our names?" Ruffnut asked. Hiccup finally caught his breath and again attempted to finish his drink.
"Of course! Ruff and Tuff," Camicazi said, gesturing to each respective twin." And both a little nuts." Everyone started laughing, except Hiccup, who set the cup down and attempted to swallow the drink, or at least, not spit it out.
"Hiccup, put the drink down before you kill yourself," Camicazi said. Hiccup gave her a thumbs-up and forced a swallow.
"Now, I think there's some that you actually get to introduce me to," Camicazi said.
Hiccup looked at her in bewilderment, then understood. "Oh, yeah, Toothless," he said. Hearing his name, the Night Fury bounded to Hiccup. Hiccup stroked his snout and Toothless looked at Camicazi. "Cami, Toothless. Toothless, Camicazi," Hiccup said, introducing them. Toothless slowly walked toward her and Camicazi held out her hand. Toothless smelled her and then put his nose to her hand."
"Nice to meet you, Toothless," Camicazi said, petting the dragon on the head.
"He likes you," Valka said.
"I am your daughter, remember?" Camicazi said as Toothless nuzzled her. "I probably smell a little like you and Hiccup."
"And a hint of Ol' Snotlout here," Snotlout said leading Hookfang toward her. "This is my dragon, Hookfang."
Camicazi put out her other hand toward Hookfang, who nuzzled her hand.
"How many more dragons are there?" Camicazi asked. "I'm running out of appendages."
"Well, this is Stormfly," Astrid said, motioning for the dragon to approach her.
Stormfly nuzzled Camicazi's stomach and she pet her.
"This is meatlug," Fishlegs said, as the Gronkle approached Camicazi. She stood in front of her and panted happily. Camicazi pat her head.
"And last but not least, our dragon," Tuffnut said.
"You guys share the same dragon?" Camicazi asked.
"Yeah, it's a Zippleback," Hiccup said.
"Like that means anything to me," Camicazi said. Not being really raised on Berk, she wasn't as fluent as the others.
"Right..." Hiccup said.
"Anyway, Barf, Belch, come meet Cami!" Ruffnut said. The Zippleback approached her and Barf and Belch nuzzled her.
"Ah, two heads, I get it," Camicazi said, petting the two of them.
"So, let's see if if I get this,"Camicazi said. "This is Barf, Belch, Meatlug, Stormfly, Hookfang, and Toothless," she said, pointing to each respective dragon.
"You got it," Astrid said.
"Wow, I can totally tell who named all of you," Camicazi said. "Bless all of your souls."
"Hey!" the young adults said in unison.
"You guys are spending WAY too much time together," Camicazi said.
"Well, Berk is pretty isolated, how do you expect us to find new people? We can't just travel all over the Archipelago like you can," Snotlout said.
Camicazi opened her mouth, but then shook her head and closed it. "Not worth it," she mumbled.
"My sister, everybody!" Hiccup said, motioning to her
"So have you seen Gobber?" Valka said.
"Not yet, where is he?" Camicazi asked.
"Over at the once was weapons shop," Valka said.
"Same place?" Camicazi asked.
"Of course, this is Berk after all," Valka said.
"Touche," Camicazi said, starting to walk away.
"Wait, Cami, we made all of this food for you," Hiccup said.
"Oh, right," Camicazi said, trying to appease her brother. "What do we have here?"
"Well, we have lamb chops, yak-kabobs, basically a lot of meat," Hiccup said.
"Oh, there's something I want you all to try," Camicazi said, turning around and grabbing her knapsack and pulling out two containers.
"Yes! Cami's goodies!" Fishlegs said as the kids huddled around her.
"Yep, I guess you have their attention," Valka said.
"Alright, what we're going to do is dip this," Camicazi said, holding up a triangular crispy thing for the kids to see. "And you dip it into this," she said, showing them a red sauce with chunks of red and green in it. She dipped it into the red stuff and ate it. The kids followed suit. Obviously they liked it, because they all looked at each other, then Camicazi, and started shoveling the red stuff into their mouths.
"What is this?!" Hiccup asked, mouth full.
"It's called salsa," Camicazi said "and those things that you are scooping them with are chips, dried up wheat. And I have more where that came from, so you guys can actually eat the chip with the salsa instead of just sucking it off."
"Cut them some slack, Cami," Valka said "you know how the food here is."
"I know, it makes his manna from Valhalla," Camicazi said. "Still, these little Rugrats don't need to suck salsa off of soggy chips."
"We're not rugrats," Snotlout said, face covered with Salsa.
"You may be nineteen, but you still don't know how to eat without missing your mouth," Camicazi teased.
Snotlout stuck his tongue out and the kids dispersed. "All gone, huh?" Camicazi asked. The kids nodded.
"Don't worry, there's plenty where that came from, but I don't want to spoil your dinner," Camicazi said, tickling Astrid's stomach. Astrid shied away and smiled.
"Too late, it's already spoiled," Hiccup said.
"Hiccup, that wasn't nice," Camicaze said "I don't care how true it is."
"We're having dinner in the great hall tonight for your welcome," Valka said.
"Well, then, I guess we know what we have to do," Camicazi said, slouching over. Hiccup jumped on her back and she adjusted him to a piggy-back position. "Young Hooligans, to the great hall!" she screamed, holding a fist in the air.
"To the great hall!" the young adults followed suit, and they all took off running to the great hall.
A.N.: Yes, I do plan on continuing this. I now have a laptop and am out of high school, so I now have the means to post! I am also planning on doing a HTTYD/ Phineas and Ferb/ Rugrats: All Grown Up crossover fanfic, so if that interests you, stay posted! I just need to think of a plot. To everyone who has waited for me all this time, I hope I did not disappoint! Also, I just wrote an All Grown Up fanfic, so if you like that, go check it out and give it some love! Also, because I know it will be asked: Camicazi came from the book, the name is the same, but the similarities pretty much end there. And I do know two people named Aidan and Josh. However, they are brothers, not cousins, but they are a lot like Hiccup and Snotlout, just not that...extreme I guess is the right word. Anyways, thanks for reading!
