As said in the summary, I wrote this a really long time ago. So, it's not really that great. Some of the later chapters are pretty funny, though. *shrugs*

Also, I bring in a ton of people from Final Fantasy, Star Wars, Transformers, and the like, but the main focus is TNBC, so I didn't make it a crossover.

I'll shut up now so you can read.


It was a complete random accident. I was sitting, staring boredly into space, and Callie was playing her GameBoy, and we were both so caught up in what we were doing that we didn't notice our surroundings suddenly change...

I heard a bark, and thinking it was Terra, Callie's dog, I looked up. I yelled and jumped back when I saw something that was all to familiar to me, but I wouldn't have expected it in a million years.

Zero.

I reached behind me for something to fall on, but my hand fell through the air and, dumbstruck, I fell off something rather tall and hit the ground. I stood up, popping my shoulder back into place, and looked up. I had apparently fallen off the spiral hill.

It's bigger in real life...

I heard Callie gasp and go, "WHOA!! Whaddid you DO, Meghan?"

"What's it look like I did? I fell!"

"No, not that... we're... in halloween town?"

"Looks like it."

"AWESOME!"

"No! Not awesome!" I said, grimacing at the pain in my shoulder. "I fell!"

"..."

"..."

"Who cares?!" Callie replied, and jumped off the hill, landing upright on her feet like a cat. "Let's go find Jack."

I rolled my eyes and followed her.

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Sure enough, we found Jack standing in the town square, staring at something. He was also taller than we had speculated, as we only came up to his elbow.

"Hi Jack," Callie said cheerfully.

He continued staring off into space.

Callie frowned and cupped her hands to her mouth like a megaphone. "JACK SKELL-ING-TON!!!!!!!"

"WHO, WHAT?!?!? I DIDN'T DO IT!!!" He yelled, spinning around so fast he almost fell over. He stood there for a minute, staring at us. "Who the heck are YOU?!"

"I could ask you the same thing," Callie said in a smug dramatic voice.

Jack sweatdropped.

"Callie... You obviously know who he is, so that line doesn't work... Retard..."

"Shut up."

"Um, yyyeeeaaahhh.... I'm just gonna, ya know... go over there..."

"Hey, wait! We're not creepy stalkers, I promise. We just somehow ended up here and...yeah."

From the look on his face, it was apparent that Jack was just as confused as I was. And it really looked as though he wanted to get away from us.

"You still haven't answered my question... WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!?!"

"We're exorcists!!!" Callie yelled, obviously enjoying herself.

Jack blinked at her and slowly started backing away.

I sighed, exasperated. Callie was NOT helping. "We're not EXORCISTS," I told Jack, casting a dirty look in Callie's direction. "We're just normal kids. AND NO," I said firmly as I saw a sadistic grin creep across Jack's face, "You can't scare us. It's not gonna work."

"Damnit."