The day I own TOS, birds will fly in water and Colette will Have tattoos … and not the ones in Kellogg's cereal boxes….

My very first T.O.S. comedy fanfiction! Hope you like it!

The day peacefully began in the village of Iselia. In the simple little school of that town, an adventure was afoot!

"Oh i bet you're not the best at everything Genis!" Mumbled Lloyd, as he looked at the "genius".

"Well study, and you'll become at least a little more intelligent!" Told Genis with a "Iknoweverything" look on his face, as Lloyd fell asleep already.

"Everyone, how much is this?" asked Raine while pointing a blank blackboard.

"I think you work too much Raine…" told Colette with a sweet smile on her face.

"WHO SAID THAT? ILL GIVE YOU A BEATING!" Raine gave a big beating to Colette.

"GO RAINE" she could be heard cheered up from everyone in the class

"I want to become a hero!" said Lloyd "I'll become the hero Mithos!"

"What the hell is going on in this classroom?" Asked a random student, before getting thrown butterfingers chocolate bars in the face by Genis.

"Now that Colette had her beating, and that …she still smiles… I'll teach you something… hmm.. now… what could I possibly teach you… Ice recipe? No, told them last week… hmm…

A weird shining light came from the Martel temple as our heroes were "studying".

" saved by the flash I have to go and check things out! If any of you come to steal my albinos Yggdras…. Eum, I mean if anyone sneaks out of here, I will kick you in the face, and be afraid, I CAN DO IT! However, even though I'm about 40 years old…" Said Raine, while running toward the Martel Temple.

"Oh my gosh, this is great, we can finally finish our Strip poker game without faking of taking our clothes off!…" said Genis with a grin on his face.

"Oh you only say that because you always win and I always lose!" Said Colette, with a sweet smile.

"I WANNA GO AND CHECK THINGS OUT!" Shouted Lloyd running toward the exit of the village.

" YOU CAN'T GO! STAY HERE, IT IS FORBIDDEN to…."

"Hey Genis, IM ALREADY AT THE ENTRENCE OF THE VILLAGE!" Shouted Lloyd, with a smirk on his face, while tripping on the dead priest (you know the one that comes and tells Colette to go to the temple?).

"It wasn't supposed to happen this way! I was supposed to ask you a question and then you answer and you get Colette's affection level lower!"

"What? Everybody hates me and it's not fair! sob " Colette fell on the floor, apologised about 10 times, made a weird giggle, smiled all along that scene and then made that weird move that makes me laugh

All of the heroes came out of the school. Some enemies appeared. Everyone walked on the priest, and then ran to the battlefield.

"I'm gonna kick their butts!" said Lloyd with a grin.

"hey can I help? All I have on me is some blades I made out of Raine's camper That's why her camper was filled with insects… , A Dollarama Kendama and those broken Frisbees… OH I KNOW! Let's fight those scary zombies!" Said Colette with a smile (she always smiles, so get used to it)

"Ok here i go! I call forth the disciple of everlasting ice! I summon thee, come, Celcius!" Said Genis in a deep voice.

"WHAT THE F ARE YOU DOING! YOU AREN'T A SUMMONER!" Shouted Lloyd with eyes as wide as toonies while looking at Celcius.

"It's not my fault, the game creator ran out of money, so he decided to cut off Sheena's role, and give me the summon spirits, so that it'll spare us the time to go take them… but later in the game, Sheena will be seen as Lloyd's adoptive father…"

"What was that Genis?" asked Lloyd, as he got his eyes off Celcius

"oh nothing!"

"Well if the world should be in peace.. then why are we battling..?"

"What the hell are you telling me Colette? I have a super Ex-sphere! Why Should I stop fighting? I AM THE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST!" Said Lloyd before laughing at Colette.

A random leaf falls from the sky, and "papercuts" Lloyd

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!" Lloyd was crying, while eating lots of Frozen pies, trying to learn the mystery of PI.

/Brain Freeze/

"You idiot!" mumbled Genis.

/Lloyd received the Title of Frozen Idiot \\

As they were asking themselves how Genis was using summon spirits and that Lloyd caught a brain freeze, the evil Zombie killed every villager, stole Colette's perfume and ate Genis' sandwich making kit.

" OH NOT MY SANDWICH STUFF! IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN LIKE THIS! I WAS SUPPOSED TO GET PAID ONE MORE HOUR FOR EXPLAINING TO LLOYD HOW TO COOK! DAMN! GET HIM CELCIUS!" Shouted the young half Elf. " YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL THEM I'M A HALF ELF!"

Suddenly, lots of Zombies arrived, laughed at Genis' face, and ran off

"I'm sad now…" Said Genis while eating Uncooked Mr. Noodles

"We have to go to that temple, so please don't slow us down with your sadness! Let's save now, in case we die when we reach the temple…" Shouted Lloyd while running toward the temple.

/ Lloyd received the title of Hurry or I'll kick your Butt! \\

So the story ends this way?… no way! More randomness coming, don't miss next chapter!

Please read and review! I'd like to know your comments on this one!

it's my first TOS story! Did you find it funny?