So yeah Naruko and Kuruma decide to go on the adventure of a lifetime, with stupid nicknames, narration and best of all Noah! Fem!Naruto Fem!Kuruma Noah!Naruto
"Kyuu-chan talking to Naruto mentally,"
"Naruto talking to Kyuu-chan mentally,"
"Narrator,"
"Kyuuuuuuuuuu….. I'm bored," Naru whines to the Kitsune in her body
"Naru-chan was kicking a pebble in the training ground forest, that day she had been hit by candyfloss and insulted by the her girly teammate, her sensei the pervert was reading her worse nemeses all session. Icha Icha,"
"Shut up no one asked for your input," Naru whines again
"My name is Alex,"
"Do you have a gender?"
"No I don't,"
"Poor you," Naru says in a pitying tone. "Anyways, I'm borrrrrrrrrrrrrred,"
"Then do something," Kyuu says
"But whaaaaat Kyuuuuu-chaaaan?" she says singingly
"Go train in the forest of death or something," she replies
"Sounds like a plan to me!" she jumps up and starts to head over to the forest of death,
"While Naru-chan was heading to the forest of death a group of 3 people arrived at the gates,"
"Alex am I meant to know this?"
"No but it is handy to know, so ehem, the 3 people were strange to say the least one a little girl with blue hair, another a boy with wavy blue hair and a boy younger than the other two with perfect white hair."
"Are you hitting on him?"
"Maybeee," the narrator Alex says innocently Naru sighs
"Uh-huh you like him, well you can't have him can you disembodied voice,"
"You're so mean Naru-chan," she arrives in the forest and starts attacking a tree.
"Alex?"
"Yes?"
"Shut up," Naru sits under the tree and sighs the clearing has the most amazing lake lit by sunlight it is in a hidden part of the forest
"No,"
"Fine," Naru takes off her shoes, and puts her feet in the water she laughs as she goes until her knees.
"What are you doing?"
"Going in the water duh," Naru says and she jumps and lands on the surface of the water
"Naru-chan is being a badass while the group of three look around the village for someone. Naru-chan is now thinking whether she should go and walk up a waterfall or dance on the pretty lake." Naru laughs and sighs, as she sits on the water. "She opted for neither and just wishes to
enjoy the sun,"
"Silly Alex, man no clouds this is sweet," she says and looks at the sky
"Naru-chan do you have schizophrenia?"
"No, why?"
"There are two other things in here and they are creeping me out, not to mention the fact being in a sewer doesn't help."
"Kyuu needs to quit being a baby,"
"Naru is telling of the kitsune in her body for being scared of nothing, while the group that entered the village and the hottie are still looking for whoever they are looking for."
"SHUT UP ALEX!" Kyuu and Naru shout.
With A, R and T (figure out who)
"Road are you sure they are in this village?" Tyki asks Road a girl with spiky blue hair
"Yes Tyki I am sure they are someone in this village, the question is who?" Road says
"SHUT UP ALEX!" two voices in the distance shout
"You guys heard that, right?" Allen asks
"Yeah," Tyki and Road say together
"So do we go towards it or what?" Allen asks
"Towards it!" Road says and they walk towards where they heard the noise.
Back with Naru-chan
"You are soooooo mean!" Alex complains. "After shouting at yours truly, Naru-chan had attracted the attention of the group and the hottie." Naru groans and stands on the water and starts walking towards the land.
"I am pretty sure the noise was from around here," a girl's voice says
"The group of three had been locating where the shout came from, they are closing in on Naru-chan, what will cute little Naru do?" Naru ran up the cliff wall and started running to the building on the cliff used for chunin exams. She hides in the building. "Naru decided to run and the group heard the footsteps and picked up the pace now they are trying to get up the cliff."
With A, R and T again
"How do we get up the cliff?" Allen asks
"Hold on shounen," Tyki says grabbing Allen and flying up and Road did it by herself.
"Do you think they are in there?" Allen asks
"Let's go look then," Road says walking in. "Hello anyone here?!" she shouts and it echos
"Wow look at that pit, what do you think they do down there?" Tyki says
"I don't know? Now let's keep looking for the person with an incredibly loud voice," Road says
Naru-chan
I am hiding in the shadows underneath the viewing area and listened to the conversation,
"Come out, we're not here to hurt anyone," the white head shouts,
"Naru-chan needs to go out and meet the group and hottie or I will make her, while Naru decides the group search the place top to bottom."
"Fine I'll go out," she hisses and uses shadow walk to appear in the shadows on the viewing area by the group's position. "Yo," she says doing a small wave,
"Yay they came out," the girl says
"What is your name?" the white says
"The hottie is sooooo cute!" Alex exclaims
"Naruto but I prefer Naru, or Naru-chan to friends, or annoying Narrators," she adds the last part quietly
"Naru, your soooo cute," the girl jumps at her. "I'm Road,"
"Hi my name is Allen," the white haired boy says
"Tyki,"
"Nice to meet you guys, but umm, is there a reason you were following me, I mean into the forest known as the forest of death."
"Yeah we were sent to find someone, who is able to join our family, that person would be you,"
"Would, be, me? Eh?" she was utterly confused
"Yes, you!" she says jumping on Naru again
"Naru Road has a sweet tooth and has a crush on Allen, Tyki is a smoker and a gambler and Allen is like you in many ways, and an all time poker champion. Hope that helps,"
"Uh huh and I am able how, wait I am going to take a guess something to do with blood or genes and why should I join a family I know nothing about?"
"Wow smart kid, well because if you don't when the noah gene awakens you won't have any help with it." Tyki says smirking
"Okay but you might need to wait while I make arrangements, I don't want to be attacked on first sight when I enter the village. So you can stay at my place,"
"Okay sounds like a plan," Road says and Naru leads them to a cottage just outside the village in the most amazing scenery they had scene. She unlocks the door and pushes it open
"Come in why don't you," she says the corridor has 6 doors. "That door is the living room, that one is the kitchen, in the middle to the right is the bathroom, my room is behind that and on the left in the middle is the spare room and at the back is a room that is off limits."
"What is in there?"
"A study and it is off limits," she says again and she walks towards the door. "Go explore, the house is quite big, oh and if the room suddenly gets cold that is just a friend, who is dead, and I couldn't give a damn about being dead."
"Okey dokey," Road says and Naru enters the study she picks up a pen and writes a letter the the hokage about setting up a meeting in the next three days to discuss something important.
"Okami, can you take this to the hokage and wait for a reply?" A wolf appears
"Yes miss," the wolf leaves the window with the note in hand now in human form
"How is this house so big it looks tiny on the outside?" Allen asks Naru sets the traps up and leaves the study she finds them in the living area.
"Yeah I know it looks small, so who is up for a game?"
"A game?! Yay!" Road says. "What should we play?"
"2 truths and a lie,"
"Okay, I'm first, I like Allen Walker, I have been all over the world and I like sweets,"
"You haven't been all over the world have you, I am sure you still need to go over the elemental nations." Naru says
"Yeah but you know nothing about us, soooo what do you do?"
"I have a 'friend' who keeps me up to date with those who enter the village,"
"Okay you go next," Road points to Naru
"Okay I am a ninja, I hate ramen and I connect to canines well,"
"The ninja one," Allen says
"Wrong, actually I love ramen,"
"Sweet!" Road says and a wolf enters the room.
"There's a wolf in here?" Allen states
"Oh Okami the reply,"
"Hokage will see you at 5:00pm today," it growled out and disappeared. The time is 2 at the moment
"Great, I might be able to leave by tomorrow," Naru says. "So let's carry on, Allen how about you?"
"Okay I was hated by pretty much everyone, I like red and I eat a lot,"
"Red you probably hate it don't you," Naru says
"Yeah but I thought you would go for the first one,"
"My 'friend' said you were like me in a few ways, I guess the first one is like me, a lot, except the only people who like me would be those who are not human. Anyways Tyki your last," Naru says
"Right I play strip poker, I use to be at Allen's neck and I like studying,"
"Studying no one can like it, I do it because I have to but studying is too much of a drag,"
"Yep," Tyki says they talk until around 4:00pm,
"Right let's start heading to the hokage's office," Naru says
"Okay," Allen says and they leave the cottage and Naru locks it again, they walk to the tower arriving ¾ of an hour later.
"Right come on then," she says going up the steps Allen looks tired and Road and Tyki look bored. "If you do this I'll let you see the study," she says that peaked their interests and they walk up the steps, 5 minutes early to meet Tsunade, Naru knocks,
"Yes?" a female voice says, Naru opens the door. "Naru what do you need to talk about that you actually want to make an appointment?"
"Right yeah so these people said I can be part of their family, but I am pretty sure they don't live in Konoha. I thought before I decide I talk to you I don't want to become a missing-nin."
"Right, you can do that Naru but I guess you still want to be a ninja,"
"Yeah, that's right so I thought we could sort out a schedule or something,"
"Well what do these people think you could do?" Tsunade asks
"Well a schedule might work but we also do mission sort of thing,"
"Well we could register your family to konoha so Naru can still be part of both, what sort of missions do you do?"
"Assassinations," Tyki says. "But we only assassinate a certain group of people, so whatever Naru wants to do is fine,"
"Well if you register as a clan to konoha I will still be a ninja here, and I will be part of the family. As well as using my house as a main base of operation while we are here, so I can do that and I will give Tsunade a messenger wolf to send messages to me."
"Okay, so we don't need the head of clan to do this, so here are the forms for a clan of konoha, and Naru sort out which one and don't give me Okami,"
"I wouldn't dare give up Okami," Tyki and Road do the application while Naru was telling Sara what to do.
"Done," Road says and gives the applicant to Tsunade and Sara now is connected to the office and Naru.
"Okay Naru you can join your family now," Tsunade says
"Yay, I have to pack so you guys can stay the night," They nod and head off to the cottage it is now 7 and they are all in the kitchen eating ramen and dango.
"So Naru, you think it will work?"
"Yeah anyways even if you are branch you get called by the clan name so I need to know what they will formally call me,"
"Right Naruto Noah,"
"Okay, so who is going to see the study like a promised." Naru says
"Yes!" Road says as they walk into the study. "Books, scrolls, and more books, what do you do in here?"
"Huh oh I do something call read forbidden stuff for someone of my stature."
"Oooooo, big cupboard," Road says and she opens it to a room where she does art stuff.
"Poor Naru-chan's privacy has been invaded, blue is looking around, hottie is staring at the piano and the teez master though not showing it is amazed by the artwork on the walls," Alex came back from a day trip to the zoo.
"Yeah I needed to do something other than destroy so why not create, I mean I don't think I will be forgiven if I destroy the village. They don't like it when I do pranks in the village either," she says
"So you took this up to keep out of trouble?" Allen asks
"Yeah, pretty much, I make my own music,"
"So do you play by yourself all the time or what?" Allen asks
"Nah I have two friends we make a band which we don't know what to call we were thinking like K9 or The Canine Sisters."
"What do you do?"
"Well I am the lead singer and depending on the song I play guitar or piano, the others play guitar, bass or drums as well as back up singers. Although we are all working for a trumpet or saxophone as well."
"So are you just a band for fun?" Road asks
"Well I would like to go into music if I am ever unable to do ninja work, to be honest I have been thinking of quitting and just using the skills for something else, I mean the council will shut up and I won't have them breathing down my neck anymore."
"Why do they do that?" Tyki asks
"Something my parents did to me when I was a newborn means they don't trust me, and the fact I destroyed about 10 square feet of forest when I was angry once," Tyki whistles
"Ooo can I join if I get myself a body can I join, please please please!" Naru was getting annoyed at the narrator
"You could probably get jobs around britain for a while and move out from there," Allen says
"Yeah," Naru says. "Well I am going to bed and I will pack in the morning, don't touch anything, oh and watch out for the traps."
"Traps?" Road and Allen asks and Naru sets one off at that moment to drop them in a pit, Tyki laughs to himself.
"I think she will fit in just fine," Tyki says
"Yeah except, she is faster, has more stamina, most likely has a good aim and can make traps that caught us." Road says as they start to get out of the hole.
"And so Tyki, Road and Allen were stuck sleeping in the hole for the night while Naru-chan had a nice comfy bed."
I hope you enjoy, please review and tell me what you think, I don't know I have never done this sort of story before. So yeah see ya when I upload next.
