Purely Caffeinated Galinda!

A/N: So, I read a fanfic a little while ago about G(a)linda having coffee, it was so absolutely hilarious, I came up with a parody of What Is This Feeling about her having coffee! Remember, I don't own Wicked, G(a)linda, Elphie, or the Shiz Students...

Galinda:

[Jumping and twirling around singing sorta fast in her dorm room where Elphaba is reading]

What is this feeling so sudden and new?

I felt the moment that I drank you!

My pulse is rushing, my heading is reeling,
I feel like jumping!

What is this feeling?

fervent as a flame

does it have a name yessss.

CAFFINE! Awesome, lovely CAFFINE

It's awesome latte, mocha or plain!
Let's just say...

I'll drink it all! Every little drop however small

Makes my very flesh begin to crawl

With simple utter CAFFINE!

There's a strange exiliration, in such total caffination!

It's so pure so strong! Though I do admit, it came on fast,

Still I do believe that it can last! And I will be jumping, jumping on YOU! My whole life long!

Shiz Students:

Dear Elphaba, you are just so good! How do you stand it I don't think I could! She's a terror, she's tarter, we don't mean to show a bias but Elphaba you're a martyr!

Elphaba:

Yes, I know...

Shiz Students:

Poor Elphaba, forced to reside with someone so caffinifed we just want to tell you we're all on your side! We share your banning!

Glinda & Shiz Students + Elphaba:

What is this feeling so sudden and new?

Banning! Pure unrefined banning!

I felt the moment I first drank you!

For the latte, mocha, and plain!

My pulse is rushing, my head is reeling!

We'll ban it all!
OH! What is this feeling?

Every little drop however small,

Does it have a name? YES! Ahhh-AHH

Caffine!

Caffine! There's a strange exhilaration

Caffine!

In such total caffination,

Caffine!

It's so pure so strong!

Galinda:

Though, I do admit it came on fast,

Still I do believe that it can last!

And I will be jumping, for forever

JUMPING! Truly really jumping on YOU! [pounces on Elphaba]

My whole life long!

Elphaba:

[pushes Galinda down on the floor]

HA!

Galinda:

OW! Elphie!

Elphaba:

*cackles*