Panty and stocking Season 2 Episode 1 Yet another fallen star

*Cough* Go forward Brief and collect those Panty pieces to Oten city Said Garterbelt

"...What are you serious how am I going to one, defeat Stocking ok and Corset and ghosts I don't even know if I ca-"

Just then he is interrupted buy two falling stars

"Shut the fuck up de fuck is that"? Questioned Garterbelt

"It's getting closer...In fact it looks like it is coming here...FUCK IT IS RUN BITCH RUNNNNNN!" Cried Garterbelt

The two objects crashed into the Church almost devastating it

"NO FUCK NO I HAD TO LIVE AN ETERNITY TO GET THIS SHIT NOW IT IS FUCKED, PANTY COME HERE SO I CAN WHOOP YOUR...oh yeah she is dead."

"uhh yea sorry about that should we go investigate"

"Certainly Briefers...You don't mind if I call you that" The afro preacher put his hands on his back.

"uhhh...Sure?" he said in a questioned voice

"GAAAHH FUCK ME, THIS AGAIN?" said a strange teenage boy.

"Jeez what a fucking buzz kill all I happened to do was just slap her ass, I mean Jesus and Moses do it and it is cool and shit, and I do it and OH NO and I was like then why do they do it and he is like "OH THEY SAVED THE WORLD N SHIT" like what the fuck?"

"You dumb fuck...Why are we in this pink room?"

"Maybe we are in purgatory"

"Well well well look at this!" the boy said holding Panties from a basket"

"Dude that is so fucked up you know that right"

"Well we are in purgatory I mean in Rome do roman stuff"

"I think it is do what Romans do" remarked the other boy this one wore a kilt and had a Scottish accent the kilt had Skulls and Anarchy and peace signs on it He wore blue and white

The other one had a red hoodie and had blonde spiked hair and green eyes

"Do what Romans do? That is so fucking racist man are you implying that Romans are perverts"

"Well there Idea with a party with friends was to fuck each other after a pint"

"You would like that you homo"

"Only the pint part"

"Pint of cum" the boy said quietly

"I heard that you fuck"

"The blonde guy inhaled the panties it then turned into a gun it pointed in his mouth"

It then shot, he dodged it in time

"WHAT THE FUCK!"

"To be fair it is probs something to keep Preverts like you out"

"Prevert? Whatever, what the fuck is that!?"

"A Prevert is someone not old enough to be a pervert so they"

"No the Gun you cunt boy"

"Well it seems like this is a home of another angel since we have the same fucking weapons as them"

"You wear panties?"

"You know what I mean"

"I am gonna lie down and wait for this blonde bombshell to come here"

"Talking in the third person is such a narcissistic quality"

"No I mean look at this photo"

"Dayum not bad, but look at this little Lolita"

"You would like that one you unorthodox fuck"

"Yeah well at least she has fucking tits you dick"

"Yes but I bet her nipples are small and oh so sensitive! Let's wait here for them then they would like come in here like "buh buh buh buh baa boom ba (Imitating Juice from OST) and be like "Well if it isn't another angel let's make cupid babies and lay by the fire and fuck us and shit"

"The most likely of situations of course...You know not them killing us"

"Great we go back to heaven"

"Yeah just to be put in jail"

"Hey man god doesn't get that we are just adolescents that have a healthy sex drive"

"Stop with that fifty shades of gay shit"

"If it is only the blonde girl then we spit roast heads or tails whatever lands you get"

"Really is that all you think about you disgusting fuck I wouldn't even share a sandwich with you"

Just then Garterbelt crashes the door open

"WHAT THE FUCK AND WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!" SCREAMED GARTERBELT

"...Ummm...Actually the correct word is whom their"

"Ok one that is not helping and two that is not true you dumb fuck"

Just then Garterbelt got his machine gun and pointed it at the boys

"SAY WHOM AGAIN I DARE YOU, GIVE ME ONE REASON NOT TO KILL YOU FUCKS"

"I knew I would die like this...Again" said the kilted boy

"LOOK UMM LISTEN WE ARE ANGELS MAN AND I AM GONNA GUESS YOU ARE TOO SINCE THE WHOLE UMM...LINGERIE THING"

"Yes that must be it they are gonna help me get Panty back and convince Stocking to be good and kill corset!" exclaimed Brief

"Well this note would explain it" the kilted boy said

The note said "Saviours"

"Sorry angels what are your names?" questioned Garter as he lent a hand

They both shook it

"Well my name is Boxer and this is my heterosexual life partner Sock" the blonde said

"In that skirt? I mean I don't judge or nothing I mean it is the 21st century no such thing as gay and straight"

"Dude I told you that kilt is not classy, not even in heaven"

*sigh* "It is a kilt by the way"

"Huh? cool your Scottish you know my family's roots started their Brief said

Sock looked at him up and down "Not surprised"

"I am so sorry boys how about I cook breakfast for you and explain the story"

Later on

"So This girl Panty got sliced up by her sister so we have to collect her pieces to revive her and defeat Corset and possibly help this girl called Stocking?"

"Well yeah" brief said

"Cool lets go Sock" they then leave the church

"Sorry about your church sir" said Sock

"Ooh it is ok boys" said Garterbelt

"Wait can I come with you guys!?" said Brief

"Sure, so are you an Angel" asked Boxer

"No...Can you do me a favour guys?" the ginger boy asked

"Ok"

"Can you not *cough* you know..."

"Like fuck her?" said Boxer

"To put it so eloquently" Sighed Sock

"Yeah"

"Does she have a good personality?" said Sock

"Well...Some may say she is a bitch, the C word stuff like that"

"I won't but I can't say the same for my friend here" Sock said

"Ooh I won't too" he said winking at Sock

Sock looked away in dismay

"Cool thanks guys! So what are your guy's weapons?"

"Well my boxers let it so I get Boxer gloves and beat peeps up"

"How original" Sock said sarcastically

"Fuck you" said Boxer

"What about you Sock"

"I can make my thing a Broadsword that can also turn into a bow"

"Thing?" Said Brief

Boxer started to cackle

Sock shouted and looked at Boxer "OK I HAVE A SOCK ON MY COCK, HAPPY BOX!"

A moment of silence happened "Cool" said Brief

"EXCUSE MY BOYS" the Demons sisters showed up at this point

Boxer looked at Sock biting his bottom lip

Sock rolled his eyes

"Why hello boys I am Scanty and I am Kneesocks and we want to help you with your mission"

"NO YOU GUYS CAN'T TRUST THEM" Brief screamed

"Why not they seem cool? Said Boxer

"THEY ARE DEMONS!"

A moment of silence passed

"So" said Sock

"Dude not all Demons are bad dude that is like racist man" said Boxer

"Oh" Brief said while pondering

"Why hello girls"

"And who might you boys be"

"We are Boxer and Sock but our Angel names are Dante and Kyle"

"Look I am sorry about my friend but he is a bit of an unorthodox angel and he needs to save the world or else you might prove as a distraction..."

"Us distractions no we don't want to fight"

"I didn't mean that distraction"

"Dude you have no idea how happy I am that you wear the kilt!" he whispered in Socks ear

Boxer moved up to Scanty brushing her hair with his hand

"Hey wanna help us save the world and see if we are meant to be and stuff"

"Scanty you know we can't date anyone that isn't a demon that is part of our RUUULEES"

"Well to be fair I mean I dated some Demons and shit they were cool" Sock said

Scanty moved his hand to her mouth and got a finger of his and sucked it Boxer started to tremble with lust

"You know you speak so proper compared to those other angels" Kneesocks said to sock

"So I have heard" Sock said

Kneesocks looked down at Sock

"Why what a interesting outfit"

"To be honest it is only a sock"

"What?"

"Oh the kilt yeah anyway wanna help us save the world"

"Well we used to work for Corset but it seems he has double crossed, sure in one condition"

"What is it?"

"We get the killing blow"

"Why do you care so much?"

"Oh just good old revenge" she said acting coy "after all is one of our rules"

"Revenge is a rule wouldn't that count as the opposite"

"ahahahah you are so funny sock"

Sock was looking at Boxer talking with Scanty

"And then god was like "Yo your dick is so big you are banished n shit"

"Wow!"

"Hey this is great and stuff but we need to go" Brief said

*sigh* "fine fuck let's go"

"Hey is this one of the girl's pieces"

"Yeah" said brief as he put one after another every few steps

"Hey guys" Brief said

"Yeah" Said Boxer

"Can we go to that clothes place there?"

"Why" said Boxer

"Well I want to look good when we revive Panty"

"Ehh fuck why not" said Boxer

They walk into the place and are greeted by no one seems pretty deserted

"I have a bad feeling about this" Said Sock

"Hey guys this looks cool" Brief is wearing a snazzy black jacket and a white shirt and High top shoes"

"Hey that's cool I like the red and orange lines" Boxer said

"Red and orange lines?"

Just then the clothes become a Giant monster having Brief in the middle of it

"Oh so that is was a ghost looks like" Boxer said

"What did you think they look like?" Said Sock

"I don't know...Bruce Willis?"

Well here we go

Transformation Scene

"From all things that destroy the equilibrium of life"

"Abandoned by the power of all thing holy"

"To exercise things that shall poison our brothers"

"GO FROM WONCE YOU CAME BOOOOOOOOOOOYYYY GLAK GLAK MOTHA FUCKKKAAAA"

Sock grabbed his Bow and got a clean headshot from the monster while Boxer got a clean uppercut in its face

*EXPLOSION* I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO SAY A LINE YOU FUUUUUUUUCKS!

"Yeah bitcheeeess" Boxer said

"Are we forgetting something?"

"Nah I don't think so"

Just then brief landed in a coat pile

He then emerged from it

"At least the outfit is still on me"

"Let me do one thing" said Kneesocks

She got a comb and got the hair of face to show is beautiful eyes

"How does it look?" asked Brief

Just then Scanty and Kneesocks went blush and didn't say anything

"Dude what the fuck look"

"huhh?" as Sock was eating a square sausage

"Like look he is fucking like better looking than us, you know no homo but the fuck?"

"Oh but do your typical alpha male reasoning and"

"Atleast I have a bigger cock"

"Bingo yep sure" Sock said in a condescending tone

"Thanks man!"

"It looks beu-good I mean cool" Scanty said

"Alright let's go"

They step out of the shop as Brief leads the way putting more pieces into the bag

"Hey I got this from the ghost the fuck is it?"

He pulls out a Heaven Coin

"Is it a sweet or meat or maybe a sweet meat!"

"It's not a sweet you fat fuck or a meat is that even right grammar?"

Boxer then bites a bit

"Oh it is a sweet you think someone would have figured that out sooner"

Next time on Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt

"So this is the Stocking girl that we heard about...Well you know I have Boxer gloves so it seems like unfair so you go ahead"

"What? How the fuck is that fair?"

Hey guys it was really fun making this and I have a second episode almost ready that is so many pages long in comparison it could be a real episode for the show I think that is how I am going to be doing it from now on, if you liked this give it a review if you didn't like it give it a review either way it helps me and tell me what I should or should not be doing peace - Smote