Hello my legions. It is I, Dakari Emperor Cerventes, with my first ever humor fic. This is dedicate to my older brother because he explained what jump the shark means even though he says my story is a piece of... well, teens know the means. This is probably the funniest thing ive ever thought, because I wads laughing on the ground writing and reading. Here goes flamefelons


Elizabeth Knightley Jumps the Shark

It was twenty five ocklock on the pirates of the carribbean when Elizabeth knightley got a call from agents.

"Helllo?" answered Elizabeht

"Elizabeth it is your manager" resploned the producer. "I am sorry but last night you jumped over a shark and now you must be taken from the air."

"NNoooooo!" tantilized EK "It is jacks fault HE was the one who srove over the shark he should be massacred"

"Jack Sparrow, youre fired" smarted off Donald Trump.

"Excuze me" pardoned Gary Ford, "but you jumped the shark with apprentice and your hair and tents and shit"

"That is unacceptible suited Rosie Donnald who had a rocket battle with Donald Trump like on TV and hte news

"Clive Owens, you already jumoped the shark" bigwigged Richard Simmons who shotguned Gene Simmons on his back.

"Please, keep the peace" pleeded Kofi Anan whi got ate by a shark.

"AHHHH WE MUST JUMP OVER THAT SHARK" incriminatred the pirates of the carribbean but they got eaten by a hungy shark but then the Fonze crashed into the shark with waterskis and the shark dies in niclear explosions.

"Hey hey hey" Fat alberted but was eaten by nukes and H-bombs

"A win for the republicans shadowed bush but the democrats won and made the 20th national shark day jumping.

Looks like the shark got jumped!


Ahhhh, wow, I barely could type that I was laughing so hard. I'd say that that was funnier than the simpsons and better too. Wow. Anyway, review 4 more, lol. And stay layal to Dakari ore Sykes and Urban will destroy 4 real friends. Goodbye, my peoples.