A funny Parody about the end of the Chamber of Secrets...


Phoenix comes in with the sorting hat. But Harry doesn't pull out the sword, he pulls out a toothpick.
"Oh no," Cried Tom Riddle, "you can't, you wouldn't use that!"
"What a...with a toothpick...really?"
"hhhssszzzz hhsasa hhsass," hissed the batliski.
"You want it boy, do you, do you? Fetch it!" Yelled Harry.
"Ssssss Sssss," Barked the Batliski.
The Batliski curled his tail around the toothpick.
"No, you will pay Potter!"
"I don't understand what happens to the Batliski?" Asked Harry.
"You idiot, read more, if the Batliski..." Tom stopped and looked at the Batliski.
The Batliski, while cleaning his teeth, poked himself in the mouth. The Batliski began wailing back and forth and then fell over dead.
"You Potter, grab you're wand." Said Tom Riddle.
Harry walked over to Ginny and sat down.
"But how will I help Ginny?" Asked Harry.
"The process is almost complete, but with you out of my way, I can do anything I want!" Smirked Tom.
"Hey, what's this book?" Asked Harry, "Oh this is the book, I saw you in!"
Tom Riddle rolled his eyes and looked at Harry Potter.
"Hey here's that toothpick!" Said Harry and looked at the end, "Is that blood?"
"Don't touch that," Tom Riddle screamed.
But it was too late, Harry touched the end point to the paper and Tom Riddle was no more.
Ginny woke up almost instantly and saw Harry picking his teeth with a toothpick.
"Was it really that easy?" Asked Ginny.
Harry looked at Ginny with wide green eyes.
"Yeah, guess what, did you know that Batliski are unable to use toothpicks?" Smiled Harry.
"But if the Batliski used that, wouldn't there be poison on there?" Asked Ginny.
"Oh shit!" Said Harry and kneeled over.
After a second of throwing up, Harry said, "Ginny get the sorting hat, I think I felt something else in there.
"Just some chocolate." Said Ginny and put the hat down.
"Chocolate has healing powers." Shouted Harry.
"But Harry how does that help us?" Ginny questioned.
"Oh shit." Harry said and passed out.
Dumbledore races in and saves harry with some phoenix tears!

Harry wakes up in the infirmary and looks at the chocolate that surrounds him and once again passes out.

Dumbledore walks into the infirmary and shakes Harry awake. "How are you feeling Harry?"
"No more chocolate, please take it away!" Shouts Harry.
"Harry, it's Hermione," Said Neville.
Harry stands up and hugs Hermione. Ron shakes hands with Harry.
"You solved it!" Smiled Hermione.
"Yeah but we couldn't have done it with out you Hermione." Said Ron.
"Yeah, you answered a lot of questions!" Said Harry.


THE END

A/N: It was just something that I came up with in the middle of the night, I was half a sleep when I wrote the middle of the story.
I do like Harry but as you should know, I like Severus Snape more, so of course, I'm going to make fun of Harry, but you have to admit this is kind of funny!