Go ahead and flame me…I was walking around the lake with my friend, and out of nowhere I asked "What do you think would happen if Ed and Al found the stone lying on the ground one day?" I seriously think they'd be so shocked, they really wouldn't do anything really. So yeah…I'm tired and don't want to do my homework. Don't expect much, please.

Irony

Ed walked down the bright streets of Central city, muttering under his breath.

"Who does he think he is? That bastard...Calling me back from one of the best leads I've ever had for no reason at all..."

"Brother, please." Al sighed. "If you're going to say things like that, you should say them a little quieter."

Ed snorted. "It's all true!" He shouted, drawing even more attention to them than they already had. "All of it!"

Al sighed again. He had already giving up on getting Ed into a good mood. "Ah- Ed watch out!" Al reached out to grab his brother's hand before he fell, but it was too late.

Ed tripped over the huge pile of rocks in front of him and landed face down on the ground, getting dust all over his clothes. He sat up and spat out a few pebbles. "Well, this day just keeps getting better and better!" He yelled.

Al held out a hand to help him up, which was gladly accepted. When Ed was on his feet again, he turned out his pockets and allowed dozens of gray-brown to fall to the ground.

Ed blinked and he bent over again, picking up one strange rock among all the other uniform ones.

He stared at the bright red stone in his hand with his mouth hanging open slightly. "...I can't believe it." He said, dumbfounded. "After three years of searching all over the country and I find it on the ground?"

"What are you talking abou-" Al stopped short and looked at the tiny object in his brother's metal hand. "Oh my god. Is that..."

Ed nodded. "It's the philosophers stone." He paused. "...I know I should be really happy, but...Wow. That's kinda...Ironic."


This will not be continued. It's over, I say, OVER. O-V-E-R OVER.