Well, written for a challenge, this crack pairing makes an appearance. I'm not entirely sure of the genre. Drabble maybe? I dunno. Never written it. It goes against my rule of writing something under 1000 words, but... eh. No excuses. Ah well, here it is. Two Demons by Wii Master.
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Karel the Editing Swordmaster: You absolute sicko. I hate you.
Wii Master: Heh. I got disclaimer buddy.
Disclaimer: I sincerely hope you do not believe that I am claiming ownership of Fire Emblem, Elibe, and all related characters. This horrible mutalating of pairings can only be done by someone who doesn't own the rights. Fortunately, I don't own the above mentioned rights and am allowed to carry out my horrible tortures on its characters.
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They certainly made an odd couple, the two demons in the army. The first, with his insatiable bloodlust and cold cruelty just didn't seem likely to attract the other. The women in the army were perplexed.
"Why would he do that?" they wondered. In a way, they were secretly relieved. At least he was part ways human.
The men in the army were puzzled. "Why, with her bouncing bubblegum hair and constant need of attention, would she like him?" In a way, they were secretly relieved. At least she was part ways human.
Despite their differences, the two did make a little sense. He needed someone who could see past the uncaring, killing mask he wore, and she had a way of understanding him.
She needed to talk. A lot. And if there was one thing he was good at, it was listening.
It might not have been love, but it was something. Something the two of them could appreciate. It was someone who was there; someone who could understand; someone who could listen. It was a companion to watch the sun set with; it was a friend to hear about the latest style in Etruia; it was someone to sleep quietly against his shoulder.
It might not have been love.
But it was something.
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Canon? No. Plausible? Probably not. Did you laugh? Maybe. Wrote this thing in about five minutes. It is extremely short. I apologize. Reviews are accepted. Flames will be read, but only if you don't include '1's in your multiple exclamation points. (example !!111!!1!!)
Wii Master
