Chapter 1

Naruko Namikaze was never really accepted as a member of the village hidden in the leaves, she was constantly tortured by the villagers because of her unfortunate history. The Nine tailed demon fox that attacked the village 16 years ago was sealed into a female infant by her father, the fourth hokage. He could not ask anyone else to give up their child for this so he did what he had to do. Naruko was supposed to be treated like a hero like the fourth had intended, but it was not the case. After a while Naruko had graduated ninja academy and started to make friends, she had developed crushes on both Sakumo Haruno, the hottest guy in the ninja academy and her best friend, Sazuka Uchiha whom she shared the title for hottest girl in school,even though they didn't show it they started to get along until Sazuka saw how much stronger Naruko was, which made her furious and accepted Orochimaru, a former ninja of the leafs offer of power. He then set out to find that power. The story leaves off as Naruko is chasing after Sazuka until they make it to the final valley where Sazuka had delivered the final blow, chidori right into her chest. ...

Kakashi arrives at the battle field to find a pool of blood and footsteps going towards the valley of wind. Kakashi took a sample of the blood and brought it back to the leaf village...

"We found a match, the sample belongs to Naruko Namikaze." said a medical ninja.

"Then that means she's dead, even with the chakra of the kyuubi, she had no chance of surviving, she lost too much blood" said Kakashi.

Sakumo (boy Sakura) was crying; Sazuka his first crush, had killed Naruko, the first person to actually treat him like a human being despite all the perverted things he did even though they weren't meant to be.

He wasn't sure what to do Naruko was dead and Sazuka was at large "Sakumo, there is nothing you could have done, "the least we can do is finish what Naruko started and bring Sazuka back" said Kakashi.

Twoyearslater

Akira Hyuuga (boy Hinata), Sakumo Haruno, and Shikamaru Nara were all on a mission as the new team 7 in the land of wind, trying to stop the attack on the hidden sand by the akatsuki. When they got there they were told that Kazekage Gaara had been taken by the akatsuki. It didn't take long to catch up to deidara and sasori of the red sand members of the akatsuki.

"You are no match for my art, you might as well just give up." said Deidara. Team 7 had been beaten; they were all exhausted from avoiding deidaras clay bombs that he calls art.

(I swear if that is art, he needs to go back to 2nd grade.)

As Deidara formed the final bomb a wave of red chakra hit him making the bomb explode, "who dares to interrupt my art?" asks Deidara.

"If that is art then a two year old can do better." said a voice.

"That voice" said Sakumo "it can't be," A woman wearing a white cloak had appeared, her face was not shown, the only thing you could see would be her silver hair.

"Hey, who are you?" asked Deidara. "I am known as White Vixen" said the woman With that Sasori had jumped in and slice through the cloak revealing the mysterious woman's face. Sakumo saw ocean blue eyes and the signature 3 whisker marks on each side of the woman's face. "Naruko! Is that you?" asked Sakumo

"Sakumo Naruko died, what are you talking about said Shikamaru. Besides, Naruko had blond hair not silver.

"Wind Release: Rasengan" yelled the woman as silver chakra swirled into her hand to form a small shuriken shaped chakra sphere. The woman disappeared only to appear instantly behind Sasori

"Hey Sasori … bye Sasori", said the woman right before she impaled Sasori with the jutsu.

"Sasori, my man you lost now it's my turn. Hey you White Vixen, I was gonna ask you out but you just killed my partner. So now I'm gonna kill you", said Deidara.

suddenly Deidara's heart had been pierced by an extremely long katana.

"Who was killing who sweetie?" said the woman, "You know what, you're kinda cute" said the woman she got closer to Deidara's face The woman kissed Deidara and dropped him to the ground, she then pulled out the katana and said," Masamune-sama please forgive this soul" the sword then glowed red and then a bright blue color and a low humming noise eminated from the sword.

The woman then sealed the sword into a scroll. Another woman with red hair appeared and walks towards the woman with silver hair, "you took too much time to get here Naruko, the Shukaku has already been extracted" said the woman.

"Too bad, he was cute." said Naruko.

"Well, let's get going Naruko" said the woman "wait Kyuubi sensei, we can't leave the body here its got sand village secrets in it," said Naruko.

"Don't worry that cutie behind you will take care of everything" says Kyuubi.

Naruko turns around to se Sakumo glaring at her. He continued to glare for about 30 seconds and then looked Naruko up and down. "Hun if you like what you see, Take me out on a few dates first instead of visually molesting me" said Naruko Sakumo started to blush and embraces Naruko.

"What is this about hun are you okay?" asked Naruko.

"I'm just glad you're not dead Naruko-chan" said Sakumo. "Why would I be dead and how do you know my name? Have you been stalking me? Hey get off me or I'll scream, I'm warning you" said Naruko. Sakumo stopped hugging Naruko.

Shikamaru and Akira had suddenly appeared, "hey Naruko, where've you been, we thought you were dead?" said Shikamaru.

"Again, Why would I be dead?" asked Naruko, "We though you died two years ago" added Akira.

"I don't really remember anything that happened two years ago except for letting Kyuubi sensei out of me" replied Naruto.

"Kyuubi, did she just say Kyuubi?" asked Shikamaru.

"You let him out are you stupid or something?" said Shikamaru.

"Hey I am not a guy as you can see" said the red haired woman.

"Oh I didn't introduce you all to Mizuki Kyuubikaze, aka as you call her the kyuubi" said Naruko.

"Hey just .call me Mizu, Just because I'm a demon fox doesn't mean you should be afraid of me" said Muzuki.

"Why shouldn't we be afraid you killed our family and friends along with the fourth hokage" said Sakumo.

" Wait I didn't kill Minato Namikaze he sealed me into Naruko and died because of the amount of strength needed to use it" said Mizuki.

"Minato,that was my father's name, aaaaaghh! My head it hurts, it hurts so bad. Memories came pouring into Naruko's head.

EPIC FLASHBACK TIME GOOOO!

Why Sazuka Why won't you tell me why you are leaving?" asks Naruko.

"I cannot tell you, even if I did you cannot stop me" said Sazuka.

"All I want is what's best for you, if you believe leaving will help you then I won't stop you".

"It is what I believe will help me the most" replid Sazuka.

"Alright Sazuka, i will honor your decision, but you can't just leave okay, they'll punish me if they found out I let you go. So we have to make this look as realistic as possible."

Naruko takes off her jacket, leaving her chain mail and shirt and pointed towards her left breast, just above her heart. Hit me right here with a chidori, but don't think im gonna just let you do it okay"

After exchanges of blows and jutsu, Sazuka catches Naruko off guard and launched her chidori.

"Sazuka wait!" screams Naruko, it was too late Sazuka had missed the spot and peirced Naruko's heart.

Blood gushed everywhere, "Narukooooo! Screamed Sazuka, as she applied medical ninjustu to the wound" Its okay Sazuka.

I'll be fine its just a flesh wound that's all" said Naruko weakly "you idiot this is serious, I missed the spot, i hit your heart. I know you have amazing healing abilities but even with my medic ninjutsu it isn't healing fast enough".

"Naruko, Sazuka where are you" said a voice in the distance.

"Sazuka its Sakumo, you have to leave" said Naruko.

"Not with you like this" says Sazuka.

Sazuka picks up Naruko and heads towards the land of wind, they got far enough away for Sazuka to transfuse some of her blood to Naruko.

" I'm sorry it had to be like this Naruko-chan, I love you. If it were anyone else they would be dead, but not you. You will survive, in three years I will return, I'll tell you everything. Promise me you won't tell Sakumo that you let me go" said Sazuka.

"I promise Sa..zu...ka" whispered Naruko as she went into a deep sleep.

EPIC FLASHBACK OVER.

"Are you alright" asked Sakumo.

"Yeah Sakumo-kun I'm fine, I remember everything now, I let out Kyuubi sensei for her to train me so I could bring Sazuka back to the village, but the Sazuka i had a crush on is gone and was replaced with a sexy cold-hearted killer, ooh it makes chills go through my whole body" Said Naruko.

What do you mean crush Naruko?" asked Sakumo.

"I guess you never figured it out after all the time we spent together, I'm bisexual Sakumo. I've had a crush on you too for the longest time but you didn't even notice me, you kept going after my girlfriend" said Naruko.

"Oh yeah Sazuka is bisexual too" said Naruko.

The leaf village ninja were dumbfounded at what they heard, they couldn't believe Naruko and Sazuka were an item.

"We were planning on telling you but as you know Sazuka went awol" said Naruko.

"Naruko we've spent too much time here, you can go back to the village after the mission is finished Gaara doesn't have much time left before his soul collected by Reaver the soulkeeper" said Mizuki.

Oh yeah we gotta get him to the sand, sensei can you go back home and tell master Fuji I'm going to be late?" asked Naruko.

"Sure thing Naru" said Mizuki ash she disappeared via black fire Shunshin.

Every one put your hand on me and the other on Gaara, Sakumo not paying attention puts his hand on one of Naruko's breasts, Naruko decided to ignore this, one because it was Sakumo who was always doing something like this on accident and because she liked it. In a flash of yellow light, they vanished.

A few seconds later they appeared at the hidden sand village entrance, "Hey Sakumo, hands off the treasure chest please" said Naruko.

Sakumo realized that he was groping Naruko's left breast, he did what any guy in an anime would do, squeezes it , Naruko moaned loudly as a result and her face turned red as her legs went numb and she dropped to the floor.

"Sakumo please don't do that anymore even with demon healing a chidori to the chest leaves my left breast a little sensitive but you can squeeze the right one as much as you like.

Sakumo's face got as red as a tomato, "just kidding, if you ever touch me there again without my permission you're gonna wish you were never born got that Hun." said Naruko "ma'am " said Sakumo 'and don't call me ma'am hun it makes me feel old. And you damn well know that this body isn't old, right Akira".

Akira. stood there speechless.

"I'm just kidding I know you like me Akira just come out and say it before I have to read your mind and find out" Akira's face began to look lige a chili pepper.

"Kidding again, come on lets get cutie here into the village".

As they walked into the village gate a woman had noticed their presence. it was Temari, she had noticed that there was a woman with them, she was carrying a boy with red hair, suddenly she realized who that boy was, "Gaara!" yelled Temari as she ran over to them.

"Thank you so much for bringing him back to the village" said Temari.

"He's not back yet he's still dead" said Naruko.

"Who is this Sakumo, she wasn't with you" said Temari. "This is Naruko Namikaze", said Sakumo.

Temari's eyes widend, this woman is Naruko who died Two years ago.

I thought she died two years ago" said Temari.

"Enough talking about my fake death, I can't bring Gaara back with you all in the damn way" said Naruko.

Everyone moved out of the way, Naruko sat on Gaara, Temari saw the straddling position, that Naruko was in.

"Hey what are you doing to him?" asked Naruko.

"Shaddup this is how the reanimation jutsu was taught to me" said Naruto.

Naruko went through thousands of hand signs in a matter of seconds, "yin yang style, kiss if life", Naruko kisses Gaara. Temari see red and tries to stop her but Sakumo restrains her.

Naruko's white hair suddenly turns emerald green; at the same time green chakra engulfs Gaara's body and suddenly disappears. After 20 seconds Gaara starts to move but cannot under Naruko's weight.

"I knew it she only brought him back to life just to suck his tounge", said Temari "Get off of him you tramp"!

Temari shoves Naruko off of Gaara, "Naruko what is wrong with you asked Temari, I see you after two years and you just come to kiss my brother Naruko answer me. ... Hello, don't play dead answer me..."

"Stop Temari" said Gaara as he got to his feet.

"Can't you see she is unconscious sister?" asked Gaara.

He reaches into one of his tool pockets and pulls out some smelling salt and moves it towards her nose.

Naruko instantly wakes up. "Whoa, is Gaara awake yet?" asks Naruko.

"Yes I'm awake, thank you Naruko Namikaze" said Gaara.

"Hey don't be so formal, we are friends right, just call me Naru" said Naruko.

"Alright then thank you for saving me Naru" said Gaara.

"Yeah, I couldn't have done it without Deidara" said Naruko.

"What do you mean Naruko-chan?" asked Sakumo.

"Don't you remember when I took Deidara's soul?" asked Naruto , right before you eye raped me?". "That kiss was a soul harvest to offer to the soulkeeper in exchange for Gaara's soul".

"So what about your hair its green now?" asked Shikamaru.

"Green you say? that means its mating season" replied Naruko in a nonchalant manner.

"Mating season, Naruko did you just say mating season?" asked Shikamaru.

"Oh yeah I didn't tell you did I? When I let out Mizu sensei I asked her to train me to get stronger, but she couldn't because of the toad contract, so I had to sign the demon fox contract in order to tap into the chakra that Mizu left in my body. The trial of the fox was very painful. But I managed to get my demon fox infused into me" explained Naruko.

Yyeah and the fox who chose you was a real pervert" said a woman in the distance.

"I just finished talking with master Fuji, he says that your basic training is complete and that i can take over now. Also he said you can go back home. Hey your hair is green, mating season huh not a very good time for that right now; boys always be on your guard" said Mizuki.

"Why Mizu-san?" asked Shikamaru.

"What the fuck did I just say? because mating season is when female foxes get unpredictable, she might jump one of you or even all of you, so don't do anything to arouse her , I'm warning you, she could easily overpower you, especially since she's in heat. I only have enough sedatives to keep her at bay for two weeks, mating season lasts for three. Only use them when her eyes turn red, or you will be sorry. Any other color is fine" said Mizuki.

"Why is that?" asked Sakumo.

"Because red is the color of lust. Her hormones are so imbalanced right now that you may not be able to resist her, she hasn't ever attacked anyone but now that she's back with people that she likes it's a problem, and if you do it before her eyes turn red it like giving her an aphrodisiac, making her act ten times worst than her normal busrts of lust" said Mizuki.

"About the hormones, what do you mean we won't be able to resist?" Asks Akira.

"Well her body features will change depending on what features the person she is targeting favors the most. Right now it seems that she's fixated on you three" said Mizuki which made Naruko a little irritatated.

"I am not, I wanna go home and get some ramen, besides I gotta go show grandma who's the best medical ninja now, if you're coming back to the village with me hold each others hands in a circle formation, I don't want to have to kill one of you" said Naruko.

With another flash of yellow light they disappeared

They arrived 2 seconds later in front of the main gate.

"Well its good to be home after all these years, besides I'm old enough to live in the Namikaze estate now" said Naruko.

As soon as they walked through the village gates they were greeted by a familiar voice, "Hello Shikamaru, Sakumo,and Akira. Who's your hot friend?" asked Kakashi.

"Which one Kakashi sensei?" asked Sakumo.

"The exotic green haired one of course" replied Kakashi.

Mizuki began to laugh which got his attention. "Why hello miss my name is Kakashi Hatake what is your name" asked Kakashi.

"My name is Mizuki Kyuubikaze" replid Mizuki/

"That name, I've never heard it before" said Kakashi.

"Well I'm from overseas in a city called Kyoto" replid Mizuki.

"What's your name pretty young miss?" asked Kakashi to Naruko.

"I believe you already know her name" said Mizuki, I still find it strange that you flirt with your students" said Mizuki.

Everyone laughed except Kakashi who was confused.

"I cant believe you don't recognize your own god-sister Kakashi sensei" says Sakumo.

Kakashi's eyes widend "N-N-Naruko is that you?" asked Kakashi.

"Hm lets see, who else has three whisker birthmarks on both sides of her face" asked Naruko.

Kakashi's eyes begin to water as he embraced Naruko in a spine crushing hug, and the dude just began sobbing, not caring who sees him he tells her how much he missed her. "I… missed.. you..too… but.. Kakashi…sensei… can't …breathe" utterd Naruko.

At the hokage office team 7 explains that Naruko and Mizuki were helping the akatsuki get away with Gaara withoug giving Tsunade their names,

"So you two gave this team trouble huh?" said Tsunade who began to crack her knuckles.

"Not really, if we weren't helping, your ninja here would be dead" says Mizuki.

"Yeah we may have worked with the Akatsuki but we don't kill people, it's not the honorable thing to do, killing innocent people is against our morals" says Naruko.

"So you saved them, why?" asked Tsunade.

"First of all, we didn't agree to killing any one, second wed be placed in the bingo book, and third, why in Sam hell would I attack my fellow Konoha nin?" aske Naruko.

"What is she talking about?" asked Tsunade.

With that everyone started laughing

"Granny you should se the look on your face" says Naruko

"Wait a minute the only person who ever called me granny is ... Naruko? Is that you?" Asked Tsunade.

"The one and only" said Naruko as she wiped off the makeup to show her birthmarks.

"You're alive, how?" asked Tsunade.

"I made a deal with kyuubi, Sazuka had drove a chidori through my heart, she said she would save me and she did, but only if I di what ever she told me without question which I did, She also promised that she wouldn't attack the village and that she would help me beat Sazuka.

"What? I thought you wanted to bring her back?" asked Sakumo.

"Not after what she did to me, our Sazuka is gone and was replaced with a sexy yet cold hearted killer, it doesn't matter what I say to her anymore, she broke up with me the second she killed me".

"Wait a minute, you two were dating?" asked Tsunade.

"Yeah but, we kept it hidden from everyone" said Naruko, "But nevermind that I wanna challenge you to a contest granny".

"Oh really, and just what kind of contest would that be?" asked Tsunade.

"A medical ninjutsu contest" replied Naruko.

"Oh now that you've been training with Kyuubi you think you can stand up to the best medical kunoichi in the world huh?" asked Tsunade.

"I think I'm even better than that" said Naruko.

"Oh really well then we'll start next week when the platoon I sent to wave comes back" said Tsunade, "but in the meantime, relax for a while, I wont tell anyone you're back yet until our little competition, oh and Naruko, don't scare anyone" said Tsunade.

"You got it granny" replied Naruko.