Hey, this is my take on the most recent film version of the book, Tom Brown's Schooldays. It is in fact my second favourite film, I'm just making fun of it because I can ) Please read and review XD

Disclaimer - I do not own Tom Brown's Schooldays. This applies to all chapters should I ever get that far.

Right! I've read the book, now time for the film.

Click. Play. Play please!

Youtube... can't trust it these days can you?

Good, it's finally playing. And showing me a rooftop.

Great.

And what's that pleasant music in the backround I wonder? Ooh! And birds singing! How lovely.

Pity that house in the backround looks suspiciously like a bit of film set.

Must be coincidence. No self respecting film crew would really make it that odvious would they?

Yes.

Moving on!

Thomas Brown Esq. Must be the trunk for the star of our show then. And there he is! The 'wonderful' Alex Pettyfer. Almost bearable at this point. Almost.

Until that little about to cry voice comes out. "Yes Father". Aww, does little dearems want his teddy weddy bear?

You can really put yourself in daddy's position here now can't you? Just look at that endurence!

Oh God, he's about to cry. Run away, no, no, you'll be free of him soon. Say something quick, um, um have a good year... no, no too odvious. Oh, I know give him the bullying lecture, that should do it. Oh god, he's not moving, give him a hint, better make it strong. That's you my boy, that should do it and shake his hand. That's it. Oh no! He's not letting go, say something, quick, something moving, interlectual, oh I just don't have the strength anymore. Good luck Tom(and please get yourself killed.)

Yep, I know that was really short but I want to see if I get some reviews before I decide whether to write more or not :)