Title- A Chick(Ron) Fic
Author- My friend, Ella, who does not have an account here so I'm posting it with her permission, wrote this fic because we decided to just write random drabbles about nothing together and this is the funniest one she came up with.
Rating- K
Summary- A short and sweet fic about Ron's love of chicken.
Disclaimer- The author of this fic does not own Harry Potter or any related titles *Drops mic*.
"Ron! Ron! Leave the chicken! For the love of Dumbledore! Leave the- Ronald Weasley!" screams Hermione and Harry. Ron was pigging out in the Great Hall, exercising his great addiction for chicken. They tugged his robes and discovered his mouth was covered in a sticky layer of peri peri and barbecue chicken sauce. Unfortunately, Malfoy took that moment to walk past, sneering.
"Addicted, Weasley? Just like your family is to spending more money than they have? Oh, right. What money?" Draco laughed.
Ron, whose face was getting redder than the peri peri sauce smeared over it, stood and threw the chicken drumstick in his hand at Malfoy. Malfoy threw one right back, hitting Ron square in the chest. It soon blew into a full on fight. Chicken drumsticks flew everywhere and Draco, Ron, Harry and Hermione where covered in chicken. Hermione let out a petrified screak and flung herself into the safety of her boyfriend, Harry's, arms. She loved Ron, but he was too addicted to chicken to even care about girls. Pansy, Luna, Crabbe and Goyle joined in and soon, all manner of food was flying around. Hermione was positively screaming into Harry's shoulder. Ron was strong and bulky from all the protein in his diet and could throw chicken at 100mph. All of a sudden, Ron fell down, stuffing his face with pre-thrown chicken on the floor. Then Dumbledore entered, announcing, "STOP!"
Ron, who was interrupted from his chicken eating, threw chicken at Dumbledore and knocked him out.
