You're on the phone
With your girlfriend
She's upset
She's going off about
Something that you said
She doesn't get your humor
Like I do
Cuddy was falling asleep in her office. She had an argument with Andre last night. She made a joke and, apparently, her boyfriend didn't get it. He thought he was insulting him.
The door opened. Cuddy wasn't surprised with what [or should I say who] she saw.
"Late night?" House asked.
Cuddy looked up from the papers she was signing.
"Why do you care so much?" she asked.
"Let's just say I care about your sex life."
"I didn't have sex last night. Andre and I had a fight."
"Hmmm?" House bit into his sandwich and took a seat "About what?"
Cuddy just stared at House. *Blink, blink*.
"Aw come on ! You can't not tell me ! I'm the priest, this is confession. Now, spill the beans." House said with a smug.
Cuddy rolled her eyes.
"I said a joke and he thought I was insulting him."
House stared at her… then laughed.
"What a loser."
"Shut up ! It's not funny !"
House's pager beeped.
"Duty calls." he says.
He stands up and heads for the door. As he opens the door, he says something that makes Cuddy think.
"I don't think that Zac Efron at age 40 look-a-like is right for you, Cuddy."
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"He said Andre wasn't the right guy for me."
"He called him Andre?"
"Well… no. He said 'Zac Efron at the age 40 look-a-like'."
"Now that sounds more like House."
Cuddy and Wilson were having lunch together. They were talking about House's Zac Efron comment.
"Why do you care so much about what House has to say, anyway?" Wilson asked.
"I don't !"
Wilson looked at her and raised an eyebrow.
"Fine… sometimes."
Wilson gave Cuddy a 'yeah, right' look. Cuddy just rolled her eyes.
"I don't know, okay."
Wilson laughed at Cuddy's answer.
"What's so funny???"
"Nothing, nothing." but Wilson just kept laughing.
House entered the cafeteria.
"House alert." Wilson said.
"Hello, Cuddy and Wilson. Having a date? What's your boytoy going to say?" House asked Cuddy.
"This is not a date and Andre is not my BOYTOY." Cuddy answered back.
"Wilson," House said "I didn't know that you're dating the Dean of Medicine."
"This is not a date. Cuddy is my friend."
"Cuddy, Wilson is better that whatever his name is but he just wants to see you naked."
House walks away with a smug look on his face.
"Is that true?" Cuddy asked Wilson.
