Disclaimer: I don't own .hack//SIGN. I don't even own Sora, wish I did
though, he rocks
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Chapter 1: Can you...
Tsukasa had just gotten home from hell, I mean school, and ran into her house, which was her adopted father Bear's house. She ran straight for the VR set and quickly logged into The World. She knew Subaru would be there and Tsukasa couldn't wait to tell her the news. Tsukasa was now gonna be able to start dating her exclusively!
As soon as Tsukasa logged in, she went straight to Dun Loieag. As soon as she gated in, however, tons of players stared at Tsukasa, completely and totally confused. As Tsukasa ran past them to head over to Subaru who was waiting for her, everyone just stared at Tsukasa, confused. What was their problem anyway?
Tsukasa was just a few feet away from Subaru when Subaru saw her and Subaru lit up. Tsukasa ran up to her and was jumping up and down excited.
"Hey Subaru, guess what!?" Tsukasa said, excited.
"Aw, you're so cute!" exclaimed Subaru, who them rubbed Tsukasa on the head. Tsukasa loved her touch and Tsukasa was so excited that her tail was wagging as fast as the wind. Then Tsukasa was about to hug then when- WHAT!!? A TAIL!? Now what the hell was going on here!!? Tsukasa looked backwards, and sure enough she had a tail.
"Subaru, WHY DO I HAVE A TAIL!!?"
"Aw, it's trying to speak! It must be a baby since it doesn't speak English yet."
"WHAT!?" Tsukasa looked at herself, looked at her tail wagging furiously, saw four big, stubby legs and finally figured it all out. "Aw damn it!! I'm a gru-untyyyyyy." Tsukasa said that last part in a whine.
But here is what Subaru was hearing Tsakasa say just then. "Grruuunntt!? Aw grunt eet! Grumble grunt gru-untyyyyyy." Subaru couldn't get over how cute this Grunty was. It was like this Grunty was made just for her.
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Sora was walking around Dun Loreag looking for something to do. He was simply bored, he needed to find someone to kill. Sora had just killed a player not long ago and Sora said that an evil glade of grass shot the player with hyper rays. The funniest part was that System Admin believed it. That helped lead Sora to believe that he was one of The World's finest liars. One had to have gotten a PhD in lying like he was to be a PK. He was an expert at lying, he could get people to believe anything. He was the best liar in The World, bare none. Either that, or the System Admin were a bunch a retards. Looking back on it now, Sora believed it was the latter.
Sora had been walking around Dun Loreag thinking about all sorts of things, mainly stuff he liked. And he also thought of the books that he loved. In fact, if his mind had a library of the stuff he liked, then the books would be titled thus: "Killing Things", "Killing More Things", "Killing Things Over and Over Again", "Killing Things Till They Died", "Killing Dead Things", "Killing Dead Things Over and Over Again", "Die Screaming with Sharp Things in Your Head", and "Go Dog Go." For some reason, this made him think of Helba. Sora liked Helba, her jahoobies were gift-wrapped. Then, he saw a Grunty Gate In and saw the Grunty running really fast with its oversized tongue hanging out its mouth. A really weird start to the rest of Sora's day.
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Subaru was petting Tsukasa, whom she thought, of course, was just another Grunty while Tsukasa grumbled and grunted. Hey, he's a lot like a Grunty! Only Tsuaksa didn't know how Grunties spoke English so he could only grunt and grumble.
"You know," said Subaru. "You make me think of this girl I like. I know! I'll name you...Tsukasa!!"
This made Tsukasa's eyes grow wide. Well, being a Grunty, they were already wide, so this statement made Tsukasa's eyes bug out. You know those squeak toys were, when you squeeze them, their eyes popped out. Well, that was how Tsukasa looked right now.
"Yay, you still love me! I love you Subaru!!" then Tsukasa remembered that Subaru couldn't understand him. "Ah sh**!"
But, Subaru didn't know what Tsukasa was saying cause Tsukasa couldn't speak English, so she heard him say, "G-grunta, grummmble grunt! Gruunta Sugruntu! Ah shgrunt!" Subaru thought the Grunty trying to talk like this was so cute. Now if she only knew where the real Tsukasa went.
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Yeah, I know, veeeeeeeeeeery short. Though this is more like just a prologue than anything to see if you people will want me to keep going. (I'll probably just keep going anyway) In the next chapter (which I'll probably write), Sora, Mimiru, Silver Knight, and Crim go searching for Tsukasa the Wavemaster and Subaru starts having romantic feelings for the Grunty Tsuaksa, unaware of how...weird that is. I don't know, maybe a human could fall in love with a Grunty? Anyway, hopefully I'll update soon, but I can't promise. Please review if you liked!
Chapter 1: Can you...
Tsukasa had just gotten home from hell, I mean school, and ran into her house, which was her adopted father Bear's house. She ran straight for the VR set and quickly logged into The World. She knew Subaru would be there and Tsukasa couldn't wait to tell her the news. Tsukasa was now gonna be able to start dating her exclusively!
As soon as Tsukasa logged in, she went straight to Dun Loieag. As soon as she gated in, however, tons of players stared at Tsukasa, completely and totally confused. As Tsukasa ran past them to head over to Subaru who was waiting for her, everyone just stared at Tsukasa, confused. What was their problem anyway?
Tsukasa was just a few feet away from Subaru when Subaru saw her and Subaru lit up. Tsukasa ran up to her and was jumping up and down excited.
"Hey Subaru, guess what!?" Tsukasa said, excited.
"Aw, you're so cute!" exclaimed Subaru, who them rubbed Tsukasa on the head. Tsukasa loved her touch and Tsukasa was so excited that her tail was wagging as fast as the wind. Then Tsukasa was about to hug then when- WHAT!!? A TAIL!? Now what the hell was going on here!!? Tsukasa looked backwards, and sure enough she had a tail.
"Subaru, WHY DO I HAVE A TAIL!!?"
"Aw, it's trying to speak! It must be a baby since it doesn't speak English yet."
"WHAT!?" Tsukasa looked at herself, looked at her tail wagging furiously, saw four big, stubby legs and finally figured it all out. "Aw damn it!! I'm a gru-untyyyyyy." Tsukasa said that last part in a whine.
But here is what Subaru was hearing Tsakasa say just then. "Grruuunntt!? Aw grunt eet! Grumble grunt gru-untyyyyyy." Subaru couldn't get over how cute this Grunty was. It was like this Grunty was made just for her.
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Sora was walking around Dun Loreag looking for something to do. He was simply bored, he needed to find someone to kill. Sora had just killed a player not long ago and Sora said that an evil glade of grass shot the player with hyper rays. The funniest part was that System Admin believed it. That helped lead Sora to believe that he was one of The World's finest liars. One had to have gotten a PhD in lying like he was to be a PK. He was an expert at lying, he could get people to believe anything. He was the best liar in The World, bare none. Either that, or the System Admin were a bunch a retards. Looking back on it now, Sora believed it was the latter.
Sora had been walking around Dun Loreag thinking about all sorts of things, mainly stuff he liked. And he also thought of the books that he loved. In fact, if his mind had a library of the stuff he liked, then the books would be titled thus: "Killing Things", "Killing More Things", "Killing Things Over and Over Again", "Killing Things Till They Died", "Killing Dead Things", "Killing Dead Things Over and Over Again", "Die Screaming with Sharp Things in Your Head", and "Go Dog Go." For some reason, this made him think of Helba. Sora liked Helba, her jahoobies were gift-wrapped. Then, he saw a Grunty Gate In and saw the Grunty running really fast with its oversized tongue hanging out its mouth. A really weird start to the rest of Sora's day.
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Subaru was petting Tsukasa, whom she thought, of course, was just another Grunty while Tsukasa grumbled and grunted. Hey, he's a lot like a Grunty! Only Tsuaksa didn't know how Grunties spoke English so he could only grunt and grumble.
"You know," said Subaru. "You make me think of this girl I like. I know! I'll name you...Tsukasa!!"
This made Tsukasa's eyes grow wide. Well, being a Grunty, they were already wide, so this statement made Tsukasa's eyes bug out. You know those squeak toys were, when you squeeze them, their eyes popped out. Well, that was how Tsukasa looked right now.
"Yay, you still love me! I love you Subaru!!" then Tsukasa remembered that Subaru couldn't understand him. "Ah sh**!"
But, Subaru didn't know what Tsukasa was saying cause Tsukasa couldn't speak English, so she heard him say, "G-grunta, grummmble grunt! Gruunta Sugruntu! Ah shgrunt!" Subaru thought the Grunty trying to talk like this was so cute. Now if she only knew where the real Tsukasa went.
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Yeah, I know, veeeeeeeeeeery short. Though this is more like just a prologue than anything to see if you people will want me to keep going. (I'll probably just keep going anyway) In the next chapter (which I'll probably write), Sora, Mimiru, Silver Knight, and Crim go searching for Tsukasa the Wavemaster and Subaru starts having romantic feelings for the Grunty Tsuaksa, unaware of how...weird that is. I don't know, maybe a human could fall in love with a Grunty? Anyway, hopefully I'll update soon, but I can't promise. Please review if you liked!
