Scott Pilgrim

Age:25

Status: Complete and utter shit

Rating: -15/10

Fun Fact: Girlfriend totally dumped him, what a loser!

"I can't believe she dumped me!" Scott was on the verge of depression as his girlfriend of two years out of nowhere dumped him. I mean seriously just because I'm immature and unintelligent and ….. wait do I have any good qualities?" Scott looked to his friend for guidance.

"You're cute; I would totally sleep with you if you would put out already." Wallace grinned sipping from his cocktail glass.

Wallace Wells

Age: 27

Status: Pretty Darn Gay

Rating: Gay/5

Fun Fact: Bet you didn't know he was gay !

"Wallace this is serious, you're suppose to cheer me up and help me find another girl and…." Scott looked around the club seeing nothing but dudes "Taking me to a gay nightclub doesn't make me happy or help at all."

"But Scooooottt it makes me happy, aren't I important toooooo." Scott shot him a look that said no.

"Well that hurts Scott is that how you treat all you friends?"

"No, just you Wallace cause you're suppose to be helping me you , and remember when I cheered you up after you broke up with Mobile."

Wallace remembered that night distinctively as he came home to his apartment ad saw it was filled with male strippers.

"Don't worry Scott I'll send a bunch of male stripers for you too Scott."

"Wallace I'm serious I wanna go to a straight night club with you know girls!

But I'm 100 percent serious too; I would totally sleep with you."

"Hell no Wallace you've slept with like half the male population of Torono!"

"Is that a bad thing?" Wallace had a dumbfound look on his face

"Yes!" Scott yelled. "People get STDs by just touching you!"

"Awwww so you're not sleeping in my bed tonight." Wallace showed Scott a face of disappointment

"Is there any other bed to sleep in?"

"You just want an excuse too sleep in my bed, but seriously didn't you have an apartment?"

"I stopped living there and moved in with… Ramona." Once again Scott's mind was on the girl he had been trying so hard to forget.

"Aww don't beat yourself up I'm sure you can find another girl, besides look on the bright side of this whole situation." Wallace gave his best friend a sympathetic look.

"What bright side?"

"You get to sleep in a bed with me Scott."

"Wallace you're a gay asshole." Scott gave Wallace the glare of death.

"Gay assholes are my specialty Scott, know lets get you so hammered you don't remember who Ramona is!" Wallace jumped out his bar stool and cheered.

"Is this another way to take advantage of me while I'm drunk?" Scott has a concerned look on his face.

"Course not know come on lets go somewhere else the drinks here suck." Wallace said glaring at the bartender

Wallace led his friend out the door to god knows where at 1 0' clock in the night but one thing was for sure Wallace did take Scott's mind off of his ex Ramona.

A/N Just had an idea at four fucking AM and decided shit lets just throw this together and make a short fic, I want to do another story about Wallace and Scott but that one will probably be longer.