Disclaimers: The Dark Duo does NOT own Dragonball Z, no matter how much
we'd like to...
Genre: PG-13 for insane humour, slight swearing and general craziness! =)
Chapter 1= "Things are worse than we thought...." What would happen if Goku, Vegeta, Piccolo, Majin Buu (big scary one) Cell and #17 were sucked into the real world? Take 2 Super Saiyans, 1 pissed off Namek, a hyperactive pink Demon, a deranged Android and a whole lotta sugar, then mix together with 2 DBZ-mad fangirls... What could possibly go wrong? ^_^
Dark Evrae: Me and my pal Darkfire22, have teamed up to bring you the maddest DBZ humour fics we can think of! We KNOW this idea has been done so many times but it's just so funny!!! So please enjoy our first fic and please be gentle! Oh And NO flames, they burn! LOL! =)
Dark Duo: Right! So please enjoy 'Bringing down the house!' Slight OOCness... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Heads up! He's here!" yelled Piccolo, whose eyes narrowed in fear as Majin Buu landed before him. The giant pink Demon stood at his full height and looked down upon the trembling Namek... "Buu will fight the strong one now!!!" Piccolo gulped and tried to stall the raging monster... "Please Buu!!! We still have one more day left! Please... just try some patience..." Majin Buu sneered and shook his head "No, I'm done! I'm done waiting! I hate the wait!" Then Majin Buu powered and fired a beam of energy straight at Piccolo... ............................................................................ ..............................................................
In the real world, two DBZ mad girls watched the Majin Buu saga with unblinking eyes. One girl was called Evrae, she was fairly tall with shoulder length brown hair and wore black clothes. She liked Piccolo and Android 17 the best. The other girl was called Darkfire and she was an average height for a 13-year-old, with long Black hair, and was wearing a t-shirt and jeans. Her favourite character was Vegeta.
They were good friends but didn't really know the other very well as Darkfire had only just moved in next door last month. Together they watched Dragonball Z in Evrae's house... Today was Friday night and Darkfire decided to stay over... Just as Buu shot the deadly beam at the Namekian warrior one of the girls emitted a piercing cry...
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!"
"Calm down Evrae. It's only Piccolo's head that's gonna be blown off!" said Darkfire calmly, knowing that would never happen as long as the dreaded FUNImation had control of Dragonball Z but Evrae went almost white when she heard her friends words, then yelled once more...
"...NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! PICCOLO!!!!" she yelled as she covered her face with her hands in fear of Piccolo's safety, Darkfire just laughed as the pink demon attacked him and braced herself for the (hopefully) gory results... the smoke cleared but as ever with FUNImation, there was no blood or anything... just the green man standing there looking at the massive hole underneath him in awe...
"Uh uhh!! No more! I'm done waiting, take me to the strong one know or Buu'll eat you all!!!!" cried the pink monster as he sank into an attack position...
The two girls resumed watching the T.V with unblinking eyes, ready for the best part of the episode, the fight! They braced themselves as Majin Buu lunged to attack the Z fighters when all of a sudden the T.V went blank! "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" screamed the girls in unison, as quick as lighting Evrae was beside the T.V, smacking it as hard as could, but ended up with a bruised fist. Darkfire cursed with blind rage and started screaming, shaking the remote because she was unsure of what to do... Finally after two minutes they stopped, realizing it was futile to carry on, the T.V was dead and they had missed the best part of the episode...
"Just when it got to the good part as well!" yelled Evrae, who flung the remote at the T.V in a fit of rage. The world seemed to go in slow motion as the remote bounced off the screen... "CRACK!" and left a nice big crack in the T.V screen. The T.V flashed white for a moment, and then the power in the house went... "Ummmmmm! You broke it!" gasped Darkfire, shocked at what just happened... The T.V fizzed and shuddered angrily, sparks flew out of the back and the screen's crack glowed white once more... "Hey, maybe you got it back on again..." Darkfire whispered again quietly. The two girls waited for a moment but nothing happened... "Nope, I broke it..." Evrae whispered back... Suddenly the T.V flashed a blinding white and a massive wave of energy flung them back into the sofa... "What the...!?"
Then everything went pitch black... A minute later the girls sat up, dazed from what just happened. "My... my living room! It's trashed!!!" cried Evrae as she overlooked the living room. The T.V was totally smashed up and the table had been flattened, the sofa that they had been sitting on was overturned and so were the two chairs, the carpet was scorched on several places and glass was everywhere on the floor... It looked like a bomb had gone off... "I am sooooo dead..." Evrae stuttered and fell to the floor heavily. Unconscious. The trauma of having her living room trashed and her T.V broken was too much... Darkfire just stared at her fallen companion and turned around when she heard some strange noises coming from behind the overturned sofa... Some people(?) were talking but she couldn't quite make out what they were saying...
"Kakkarot get your foot outta my face!" came a very familiar snarl....
Darkfire gulped and hoped what she just heard was just a hallucination of some sort, hopefully from eating too many pixie sticks... She stepped over Evrae's body and peered over the fallen sofa and saw their dreams come true, or rather nightmares... Staring her in the face was Majin Buu, the demon she had just seen on Cartoon Network, he seemed really angry at first, not surprising because he seemed to be tangled up on the floor around Goku, Vegeta, Piccolo and Android 17. His face softened and creased in confusion as he saw the younger girl, then he brightened and gave her what could only be a smile, one could give you nightmares that is...
"OOO! Buu see girl!" he shouted, laughing and grinning at them in what he thought was a nice way... Darkfire squealed and glomped the pink demon "OMG! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! MAJIN BUU!!!!!" Majin Buu grunted, confused why this girl wasn't running away screaming from the mere sight of him... The other DBZ characters stopped their fighting and looked up to see who shouted and Vegeta wriggled and 'accidentally' kicked Goku when he thought he wasn't looking. "Hi there! Can you help us out? We seem to be kinda stuck to this pink lard boy!" asked Android 17, struggling to get loose from Buu's goo. Darkfire nodded but didn't move, for she was still staring the pink demon in awe... "What's the matter? Never seen a pink demon before!? Help us get loose!" ordered the Saiyan Prince... Darkfire smiled evilly and jumped over the fallen sofa to free the trapped DBZ characters, she grabbed hold of Buu and unwrapped him from the rest of the DBZ crew... "Hey thanks! Ummm, where are we?" asked a very confused Goku. Vegeta, Piccolo and #17 were still in a daze and Buu had walked off into the house, probably looking for something to eat...
"Ummm... This is hard to explain... I don't know how to explain it to you guys... you see, the people in our world don't know you're ummm... real people. They think you're Anime characters from a show called Dragonball Z, I think what happened was our T.V over there went blank and we tried to get it working, my friend Evrae threw a fit because the programme you guys are in blacked out and she threw the remote at it, why I don't know and then the T.V exploded and here you guys are..." explained Darkfire. Goku just stared at her with a blank face and turned to Piccolo for another explanation...
Android 17 got up off the glass-covered floor and looked down at Evrae, who was still lying on the floor... "Who's your friend? She looks dead!" He smiled and poked her in the arm gently, she grunted and shifted slightly, Android 17 smiled. "Well I'll be! She's not dead after all!" Vegeta growled at the Android's childishness... "Well hurry and wake her up then! We don't have all day!" Android 17 frowned slightly and looked at the girl again. "...How do I do that?" 17 asked. Vegeta snorted and shouted at Android 17. "I don't know! Poke her again or something! It worked once maybe it'll work again!" Suddenly Vegeta bent down and poked Evrae in the ribs none too gently, something which she really hated. She yelled angrily and jumped up to her feet, glaring around the room for the culprit... "... No touchies!!!!" she screeched in a tone that would rival Bulma. Then Evrae recognised the Saiyan prince and broke out into a very evil grin...
After things had calmed down the two girls spent half an hour going into a very detailed explanation of how the real world worked, how they were known in this world and how they were here. They told them what they knew about each person that was in the room and also explained that the Dragonballs did not exist in this dimension... The DBZ characters, minus Buu were very surprised that the two girls knew so much, even #17 and Piccolo... "And that's the whole story. Somehow the T.V must have taken you guys from your world and taken you here, but we don't know how or why it happened and we're going to try and find a way to send you back where you belong..." said Darkfire, breathless after talking non-stop for thirty minutes, turned around to sit on the one of the ruined chairs to catch her breath...
"So what your saying... is that we're stuck here?" asked Vegeta very quietly, unsure of this whole new situation... "I don't think so, we need to find out what happened and try to reverse the effect, so that you go back... Meanwhile why we try to figure out how to do it, you can live here in my house for a while and we'll make your stay here comfortable as possible, helping you out with whatever as long as you behave OK? Is that fair?" asked Evrae, smiling happily, her eyes glued on Android 17, who was now staring at the ruined T.V with a silly grin... The rest of the DBZ characters talked to each other, discussing what the best solution would be, finally Goku decided he would accept their offer, Vegeta and Piccolo agreed silently, suddenly feeling homesick and wishing they were back in their world. Android 17 smiled and said he was definitely staying. Of Buu there was no sign...
"Hey Vegeta, can you tell us where Buu is hiding? He seems to have been gone for a while..." asked Darkfire quietly. Vegeta nodded and looked around the smashed up living room... "I think he's over there..." he finally said, pointing in the direction of the kitchen... "The kitchen?" said Evrae and Darkfire in unison, they looked at each other and raced into the kitchen, hoping against hope that he wasn't doing what they thought he was. Vegeta and Goku followed after them quickly, having already learnt that Kitchen + Girls = cooking which finally... = Food!!! Evrae burst into the kitchen and saw... absolutely nothing... The kitchen was still intact and everything was fine, from the corner of her eye she spotted a tiny movement and turned to it, seeing something horrible... Majin Buu was leaning over a water-filled bowl, which contained her pet goldfish; he dipped his hand in, grabbed a fish and looked at the poor creature flopping helplessly in his fist. He smiled sadistically at the goldfish and held it up to his face... "What the hell is he doing?" she thought, then the answer became clear when Majin Buu curled his antenna thing over his prey so he could turn the fish he caught into something... "Probably candy!" Thought Evrae in horror...
She flushed red with fear/shock/anger and took a deep breath... "MAJIN BUU! PUT MY FISH BACK IMMEDIATELY!!!!" she screeched at the top of her lungs. Majin Buu whipped around, startled at her loud voice and glared at the raging Evrae... "You monster! You just tried to eat Georgie! BAD BUU! Shame on you!" she scolded. Buu looked away, shamed and muttered something... "Buu was hungry... Buu w...want candy..." Quickly Evrae opened the kitchen cupboard and pulled out a large bar of dark chocolate and offered it to the demon, hoping that he'd take that instead of her pet fish. Buu's eyes went wide at the sight of the chocolate and obediently dropped the fish back into the bowl, took the chocolate and swallowed it in one go(!) He licked his lips, patted his slim tummy and looked at Evrae again. "Buu like girl! Girl give Buu chocolate! Buu want more!!!" he screeched. Evrae sighed and decided to give him all the good stuff in the house... Sugar urge sated, Buu walked out of the kitchen and up the stairs...
"He sure has a good appetite!" said Darkfire. "I'm just glad I was able to turn him away from my fish..." whispered Evrae. She sighed in relief and turned around to sit down but came face to ummm...chest with Goku. "What do you want now?" she asked the Super Saiyan. "Can we have some food too!?" he asked eagerly. Evrae sighed and pulled out all the cooking pans, this was gonna be one long weekend...
Dinner was an... Interesting affair, sitting at the dinner table next to the ruined room was Evrae, Darkfire, Android 17, Piccolo, Goku and Vegeta. Android 17 had nothing but Piccolo had a glass of water, Darkfire had a sandwich, Evrae had some salad and Goku and Vegeta had what looked like all the edible food in the house, not including the stale cake Goku found hidden in the cupboard. "How... do you eat with these baka things? Tell me now!" growled Vegeta, holding up a spoon and a fork. Darkfire and Evrae stared at him and had a similar thought about why monkeys should never eat at the dinner table, maybe Frieza was right for once...
"What do you mean? You've never seen these before?" said Evrae, gesturing at the utensils in Vegeta's hand. Vegeta shook his head. "The hell? Is he joking? Oh right, Dragonball Z was made in Japan, maybe they only ever knew how to use chopsticks..." Piccolo took another sip of water, growing interested in this new conversation; maybe it would turn into an argument? "This is a fork, you use it to spear your food" said Darkfire, she demonstrated by spearing what was left of her sandwich and ate it, Goku did the same and speared at a chunk of chicken viciously, he then placed the lump of meat in his mouth and bit down hard, the fork made an interesting screech as he dragged it through his teeth. "There...." he said, smiling happily. "I don't think you're meant to bite down so hard..." replied Evrae... Vegeta stared at Goku angrily and also stabbed down with his fork... "No Vegeta! You're going to...!!!" The plate went flying off and narrowly missed hitting Piccolo's head, whooshed past a surprised Android 17's nose and hit the wall with full force... "CRASH!!!" "Break it...." groaned Evrae, this was getting worse and worse by the hour, maybe having the DBZ people in the real world was a bad idea after all...
"Buu!!!" came an angry cry form upstairs, then was silent. Majin Buu was asleep and had been woken by the smashing plate, Evrae grinned and went upstairs into her room and fetched her most prized possesion, the PS2!!! Android 17's eye lit up "Cool! A thing!" he said. Vegeta and Piccolo walked in to see this wonderful machine... Evrae also brought down her T.V and several games, including Devil may cry, FFX, Blood Omen, A fighting game and some others, Android 17 sat himself down and started playing straight away, Vegeta begun playing the fighting game with him... Goku came back into the room holding something... "What you got Goku?" asked Evrae, Goku handed it to her... It was a sticky note that was on the kitchen fridge, in the excitement with Buu attacking her fish and cooking everything in the house she must have missed it; she started reading and went pale at the words...
"Dear Evrae
Your Father and I have gone to visit your Aunt for a couple of days and we won't be back until Tuesday, Thursday at the most. I've left $100 in the cookie jar so you can buy yourself some food or clothes if anything happens, while we're gone DO NOT have any parties! Now have fun and be good OK sweety? And don't forget, Grandma is coming over on Sunday so try to keep the house clean!
See you soon...
Love Mom and Dad xxxx"
"Oh... my... god, they won't be back until Tuesday! Maybe until even Thursday! And Grandma is coming to stay!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" It was the Grandma she hated as well! Evrae gulped and showed the note to Darkfire... She read the note silently and gulped at the end... "Oh... that's the evil Grandma isn't it?" Evrae nodded at looked at the rest of the DBZ people wandering around the house... An angry cry came from the front room and they heard a terrible explosion... Evrae shot back into the room and saw her beloved PS2 in a smouldering heap... Android 17 had a sheepish grin and Vegeta looked downright angry, but burst into laughter when Evrae went red... Evrae + Red face = Trouble... Android 17 looked away, he knew he was in big trouble...
"Things are worse than we thought..." she muttered...
Suddenly the doorbell went, Darkfire looked up but Goku was already at the door, using his instant translocation, then he opened the door... "NOOOOOOOO!!!!" Cried the two girls but Goku had done the deed, standing in the doorway was...
End of chapter 1... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Dark Duo: Well, that was weird, sorry if the first chapter sucked but it'll get better we promise! When more people join and Grandma comes over to stay!!! Please review, we need reviews to live!!! ^_^
Dark Evrae: Darkfire has suggested a really cool idea!!! Who wants to stay over tonight? Reviewers who want to join in 'Bringing down the house' should say their name, age, what they look like, when they want to join in and who they wanna hit on, and we'll write you in the best we can! A maximum of three characters will be chosen for next chapter, providing we get the right reviews. More humour next time in 'Bringing down the house!'... OK Darkfire! Tag you're it!!! ^_^
Genre: PG-13 for insane humour, slight swearing and general craziness! =)
Chapter 1= "Things are worse than we thought...." What would happen if Goku, Vegeta, Piccolo, Majin Buu (big scary one) Cell and #17 were sucked into the real world? Take 2 Super Saiyans, 1 pissed off Namek, a hyperactive pink Demon, a deranged Android and a whole lotta sugar, then mix together with 2 DBZ-mad fangirls... What could possibly go wrong? ^_^
Dark Evrae: Me and my pal Darkfire22, have teamed up to bring you the maddest DBZ humour fics we can think of! We KNOW this idea has been done so many times but it's just so funny!!! So please enjoy our first fic and please be gentle! Oh And NO flames, they burn! LOL! =)
Dark Duo: Right! So please enjoy 'Bringing down the house!' Slight OOCness... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Heads up! He's here!" yelled Piccolo, whose eyes narrowed in fear as Majin Buu landed before him. The giant pink Demon stood at his full height and looked down upon the trembling Namek... "Buu will fight the strong one now!!!" Piccolo gulped and tried to stall the raging monster... "Please Buu!!! We still have one more day left! Please... just try some patience..." Majin Buu sneered and shook his head "No, I'm done! I'm done waiting! I hate the wait!" Then Majin Buu powered and fired a beam of energy straight at Piccolo... ............................................................................ ..............................................................
In the real world, two DBZ mad girls watched the Majin Buu saga with unblinking eyes. One girl was called Evrae, she was fairly tall with shoulder length brown hair and wore black clothes. She liked Piccolo and Android 17 the best. The other girl was called Darkfire and she was an average height for a 13-year-old, with long Black hair, and was wearing a t-shirt and jeans. Her favourite character was Vegeta.
They were good friends but didn't really know the other very well as Darkfire had only just moved in next door last month. Together they watched Dragonball Z in Evrae's house... Today was Friday night and Darkfire decided to stay over... Just as Buu shot the deadly beam at the Namekian warrior one of the girls emitted a piercing cry...
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!"
"Calm down Evrae. It's only Piccolo's head that's gonna be blown off!" said Darkfire calmly, knowing that would never happen as long as the dreaded FUNImation had control of Dragonball Z but Evrae went almost white when she heard her friends words, then yelled once more...
"...NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! PICCOLO!!!!" she yelled as she covered her face with her hands in fear of Piccolo's safety, Darkfire just laughed as the pink demon attacked him and braced herself for the (hopefully) gory results... the smoke cleared but as ever with FUNImation, there was no blood or anything... just the green man standing there looking at the massive hole underneath him in awe...
"Uh uhh!! No more! I'm done waiting, take me to the strong one know or Buu'll eat you all!!!!" cried the pink monster as he sank into an attack position...
The two girls resumed watching the T.V with unblinking eyes, ready for the best part of the episode, the fight! They braced themselves as Majin Buu lunged to attack the Z fighters when all of a sudden the T.V went blank! "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" screamed the girls in unison, as quick as lighting Evrae was beside the T.V, smacking it as hard as could, but ended up with a bruised fist. Darkfire cursed with blind rage and started screaming, shaking the remote because she was unsure of what to do... Finally after two minutes they stopped, realizing it was futile to carry on, the T.V was dead and they had missed the best part of the episode...
"Just when it got to the good part as well!" yelled Evrae, who flung the remote at the T.V in a fit of rage. The world seemed to go in slow motion as the remote bounced off the screen... "CRACK!" and left a nice big crack in the T.V screen. The T.V flashed white for a moment, and then the power in the house went... "Ummmmmm! You broke it!" gasped Darkfire, shocked at what just happened... The T.V fizzed and shuddered angrily, sparks flew out of the back and the screen's crack glowed white once more... "Hey, maybe you got it back on again..." Darkfire whispered again quietly. The two girls waited for a moment but nothing happened... "Nope, I broke it..." Evrae whispered back... Suddenly the T.V flashed a blinding white and a massive wave of energy flung them back into the sofa... "What the...!?"
Then everything went pitch black... A minute later the girls sat up, dazed from what just happened. "My... my living room! It's trashed!!!" cried Evrae as she overlooked the living room. The T.V was totally smashed up and the table had been flattened, the sofa that they had been sitting on was overturned and so were the two chairs, the carpet was scorched on several places and glass was everywhere on the floor... It looked like a bomb had gone off... "I am sooooo dead..." Evrae stuttered and fell to the floor heavily. Unconscious. The trauma of having her living room trashed and her T.V broken was too much... Darkfire just stared at her fallen companion and turned around when she heard some strange noises coming from behind the overturned sofa... Some people(?) were talking but she couldn't quite make out what they were saying...
"Kakkarot get your foot outta my face!" came a very familiar snarl....
Darkfire gulped and hoped what she just heard was just a hallucination of some sort, hopefully from eating too many pixie sticks... She stepped over Evrae's body and peered over the fallen sofa and saw their dreams come true, or rather nightmares... Staring her in the face was Majin Buu, the demon she had just seen on Cartoon Network, he seemed really angry at first, not surprising because he seemed to be tangled up on the floor around Goku, Vegeta, Piccolo and Android 17. His face softened and creased in confusion as he saw the younger girl, then he brightened and gave her what could only be a smile, one could give you nightmares that is...
"OOO! Buu see girl!" he shouted, laughing and grinning at them in what he thought was a nice way... Darkfire squealed and glomped the pink demon "OMG! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! MAJIN BUU!!!!!" Majin Buu grunted, confused why this girl wasn't running away screaming from the mere sight of him... The other DBZ characters stopped their fighting and looked up to see who shouted and Vegeta wriggled and 'accidentally' kicked Goku when he thought he wasn't looking. "Hi there! Can you help us out? We seem to be kinda stuck to this pink lard boy!" asked Android 17, struggling to get loose from Buu's goo. Darkfire nodded but didn't move, for she was still staring the pink demon in awe... "What's the matter? Never seen a pink demon before!? Help us get loose!" ordered the Saiyan Prince... Darkfire smiled evilly and jumped over the fallen sofa to free the trapped DBZ characters, she grabbed hold of Buu and unwrapped him from the rest of the DBZ crew... "Hey thanks! Ummm, where are we?" asked a very confused Goku. Vegeta, Piccolo and #17 were still in a daze and Buu had walked off into the house, probably looking for something to eat...
"Ummm... This is hard to explain... I don't know how to explain it to you guys... you see, the people in our world don't know you're ummm... real people. They think you're Anime characters from a show called Dragonball Z, I think what happened was our T.V over there went blank and we tried to get it working, my friend Evrae threw a fit because the programme you guys are in blacked out and she threw the remote at it, why I don't know and then the T.V exploded and here you guys are..." explained Darkfire. Goku just stared at her with a blank face and turned to Piccolo for another explanation...
Android 17 got up off the glass-covered floor and looked down at Evrae, who was still lying on the floor... "Who's your friend? She looks dead!" He smiled and poked her in the arm gently, she grunted and shifted slightly, Android 17 smiled. "Well I'll be! She's not dead after all!" Vegeta growled at the Android's childishness... "Well hurry and wake her up then! We don't have all day!" Android 17 frowned slightly and looked at the girl again. "...How do I do that?" 17 asked. Vegeta snorted and shouted at Android 17. "I don't know! Poke her again or something! It worked once maybe it'll work again!" Suddenly Vegeta bent down and poked Evrae in the ribs none too gently, something which she really hated. She yelled angrily and jumped up to her feet, glaring around the room for the culprit... "... No touchies!!!!" she screeched in a tone that would rival Bulma. Then Evrae recognised the Saiyan prince and broke out into a very evil grin...
After things had calmed down the two girls spent half an hour going into a very detailed explanation of how the real world worked, how they were known in this world and how they were here. They told them what they knew about each person that was in the room and also explained that the Dragonballs did not exist in this dimension... The DBZ characters, minus Buu were very surprised that the two girls knew so much, even #17 and Piccolo... "And that's the whole story. Somehow the T.V must have taken you guys from your world and taken you here, but we don't know how or why it happened and we're going to try and find a way to send you back where you belong..." said Darkfire, breathless after talking non-stop for thirty minutes, turned around to sit on the one of the ruined chairs to catch her breath...
"So what your saying... is that we're stuck here?" asked Vegeta very quietly, unsure of this whole new situation... "I don't think so, we need to find out what happened and try to reverse the effect, so that you go back... Meanwhile why we try to figure out how to do it, you can live here in my house for a while and we'll make your stay here comfortable as possible, helping you out with whatever as long as you behave OK? Is that fair?" asked Evrae, smiling happily, her eyes glued on Android 17, who was now staring at the ruined T.V with a silly grin... The rest of the DBZ characters talked to each other, discussing what the best solution would be, finally Goku decided he would accept their offer, Vegeta and Piccolo agreed silently, suddenly feeling homesick and wishing they were back in their world. Android 17 smiled and said he was definitely staying. Of Buu there was no sign...
"Hey Vegeta, can you tell us where Buu is hiding? He seems to have been gone for a while..." asked Darkfire quietly. Vegeta nodded and looked around the smashed up living room... "I think he's over there..." he finally said, pointing in the direction of the kitchen... "The kitchen?" said Evrae and Darkfire in unison, they looked at each other and raced into the kitchen, hoping against hope that he wasn't doing what they thought he was. Vegeta and Goku followed after them quickly, having already learnt that Kitchen + Girls = cooking which finally... = Food!!! Evrae burst into the kitchen and saw... absolutely nothing... The kitchen was still intact and everything was fine, from the corner of her eye she spotted a tiny movement and turned to it, seeing something horrible... Majin Buu was leaning over a water-filled bowl, which contained her pet goldfish; he dipped his hand in, grabbed a fish and looked at the poor creature flopping helplessly in his fist. He smiled sadistically at the goldfish and held it up to his face... "What the hell is he doing?" she thought, then the answer became clear when Majin Buu curled his antenna thing over his prey so he could turn the fish he caught into something... "Probably candy!" Thought Evrae in horror...
She flushed red with fear/shock/anger and took a deep breath... "MAJIN BUU! PUT MY FISH BACK IMMEDIATELY!!!!" she screeched at the top of her lungs. Majin Buu whipped around, startled at her loud voice and glared at the raging Evrae... "You monster! You just tried to eat Georgie! BAD BUU! Shame on you!" she scolded. Buu looked away, shamed and muttered something... "Buu was hungry... Buu w...want candy..." Quickly Evrae opened the kitchen cupboard and pulled out a large bar of dark chocolate and offered it to the demon, hoping that he'd take that instead of her pet fish. Buu's eyes went wide at the sight of the chocolate and obediently dropped the fish back into the bowl, took the chocolate and swallowed it in one go(!) He licked his lips, patted his slim tummy and looked at Evrae again. "Buu like girl! Girl give Buu chocolate! Buu want more!!!" he screeched. Evrae sighed and decided to give him all the good stuff in the house... Sugar urge sated, Buu walked out of the kitchen and up the stairs...
"He sure has a good appetite!" said Darkfire. "I'm just glad I was able to turn him away from my fish..." whispered Evrae. She sighed in relief and turned around to sit down but came face to ummm...chest with Goku. "What do you want now?" she asked the Super Saiyan. "Can we have some food too!?" he asked eagerly. Evrae sighed and pulled out all the cooking pans, this was gonna be one long weekend...
Dinner was an... Interesting affair, sitting at the dinner table next to the ruined room was Evrae, Darkfire, Android 17, Piccolo, Goku and Vegeta. Android 17 had nothing but Piccolo had a glass of water, Darkfire had a sandwich, Evrae had some salad and Goku and Vegeta had what looked like all the edible food in the house, not including the stale cake Goku found hidden in the cupboard. "How... do you eat with these baka things? Tell me now!" growled Vegeta, holding up a spoon and a fork. Darkfire and Evrae stared at him and had a similar thought about why monkeys should never eat at the dinner table, maybe Frieza was right for once...
"What do you mean? You've never seen these before?" said Evrae, gesturing at the utensils in Vegeta's hand. Vegeta shook his head. "The hell? Is he joking? Oh right, Dragonball Z was made in Japan, maybe they only ever knew how to use chopsticks..." Piccolo took another sip of water, growing interested in this new conversation; maybe it would turn into an argument? "This is a fork, you use it to spear your food" said Darkfire, she demonstrated by spearing what was left of her sandwich and ate it, Goku did the same and speared at a chunk of chicken viciously, he then placed the lump of meat in his mouth and bit down hard, the fork made an interesting screech as he dragged it through his teeth. "There...." he said, smiling happily. "I don't think you're meant to bite down so hard..." replied Evrae... Vegeta stared at Goku angrily and also stabbed down with his fork... "No Vegeta! You're going to...!!!" The plate went flying off and narrowly missed hitting Piccolo's head, whooshed past a surprised Android 17's nose and hit the wall with full force... "CRASH!!!" "Break it...." groaned Evrae, this was getting worse and worse by the hour, maybe having the DBZ people in the real world was a bad idea after all...
"Buu!!!" came an angry cry form upstairs, then was silent. Majin Buu was asleep and had been woken by the smashing plate, Evrae grinned and went upstairs into her room and fetched her most prized possesion, the PS2!!! Android 17's eye lit up "Cool! A thing!" he said. Vegeta and Piccolo walked in to see this wonderful machine... Evrae also brought down her T.V and several games, including Devil may cry, FFX, Blood Omen, A fighting game and some others, Android 17 sat himself down and started playing straight away, Vegeta begun playing the fighting game with him... Goku came back into the room holding something... "What you got Goku?" asked Evrae, Goku handed it to her... It was a sticky note that was on the kitchen fridge, in the excitement with Buu attacking her fish and cooking everything in the house she must have missed it; she started reading and went pale at the words...
"Dear Evrae
Your Father and I have gone to visit your Aunt for a couple of days and we won't be back until Tuesday, Thursday at the most. I've left $100 in the cookie jar so you can buy yourself some food or clothes if anything happens, while we're gone DO NOT have any parties! Now have fun and be good OK sweety? And don't forget, Grandma is coming over on Sunday so try to keep the house clean!
See you soon...
Love Mom and Dad xxxx"
"Oh... my... god, they won't be back until Tuesday! Maybe until even Thursday! And Grandma is coming to stay!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" It was the Grandma she hated as well! Evrae gulped and showed the note to Darkfire... She read the note silently and gulped at the end... "Oh... that's the evil Grandma isn't it?" Evrae nodded at looked at the rest of the DBZ people wandering around the house... An angry cry came from the front room and they heard a terrible explosion... Evrae shot back into the room and saw her beloved PS2 in a smouldering heap... Android 17 had a sheepish grin and Vegeta looked downright angry, but burst into laughter when Evrae went red... Evrae + Red face = Trouble... Android 17 looked away, he knew he was in big trouble...
"Things are worse than we thought..." she muttered...
Suddenly the doorbell went, Darkfire looked up but Goku was already at the door, using his instant translocation, then he opened the door... "NOOOOOOOO!!!!" Cried the two girls but Goku had done the deed, standing in the doorway was...
End of chapter 1... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Dark Duo: Well, that was weird, sorry if the first chapter sucked but it'll get better we promise! When more people join and Grandma comes over to stay!!! Please review, we need reviews to live!!! ^_^
Dark Evrae: Darkfire has suggested a really cool idea!!! Who wants to stay over tonight? Reviewers who want to join in 'Bringing down the house' should say their name, age, what they look like, when they want to join in and who they wanna hit on, and we'll write you in the best we can! A maximum of three characters will be chosen for next chapter, providing we get the right reviews. More humour next time in 'Bringing down the house!'... OK Darkfire! Tag you're it!!! ^_^
