This is yet another story by Nekoluver and FMAFreak. Be afraid! . Yeah, we got into a discussion while in gym class about why Ed and Winry don't go to school and thus, this story was born! We decided that Ed doesn't go to school because he's a genius and Winry has to work. Don't know about Al though...Or Russel and Fletcher who really don't matter, since they're not in this story. As always, I apologize for any OCCness. Like Riza being all mysterious and appearing at just the right moment for no apparent reason.
Pairings: EdXWinry(as always), RoyXRiza
Disclaimer: Neither of us own Fullmetal Alchemist. (BUT I OWN AN EDO-KUN PLUSHIE!)
Rated T because of everyone's potty mouths and Ed being a dirty, dirty boy. XD
Who was in charge of who...
FMAFreak:
Edward Elric
Police(occasionally)
Preps
Jean Havoc
Nekoluver:
Winry Rockbell
Girl Cop
Roy Mustang
Police(most of the time)
Riza Hawkeye
Uno
Deuce
Moogle
Random Moogle
King Bradly
Alex Louis Armstrong
Okay, this starts out with Ed and Winry in gym class. For those of you who care to know, they are wearing gym shorts and tank tops. I'll show you a picture if you want, though it's Riku and Risa Harada in the pic...
Warning: Contains drugs, moogles, Roy, wrenchblades, & swimming.
Wrenchblades- A keyblade made from a wrench instead of a key.
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A basket-ball hit Ed's skull with a thud, causing him to get pissed.
"Damn ball!" Ed shouted. He then transformed his automail arm into a blade. "I'll kill you!"
"Ed, you shouldn't do that in school," Winry advised.
Ed replied by punching the ball, and slicing it in half. The police immediately stormed into the gym.
"Told you," Winry said.
"Uh oh...Um...Hi Mr. Cops!" Ed said uncertainly.
"Excuse me!" a girl cop said, offended.
"...Like I said, Hi Mr. Cops!" Ed replied.
Roy, who was with the cops, scolded Ed. "Be nice to the ladies Fullmetal, or you'll never get laid."
"I DON'T WANT TO GET LAID!!!" Ed screamed at perverted Mr. Flamey. XP "Unless it's by Winry," He thought to himself.
All of the police sweat-dropped. "Um..So yeah..." one police officer said. "Put down your weapon!"
"I can't!" Ed yelled, frustrated by the police's stupidity, Roy's perverted-ness, and Winry turning into Miss Know-It-All.
"I said put it down!" another police officer demanded.
Roy smirked at Ed. "Yes, put it down Fullmetal."
"I can't!" Ed insisted. "What do you want me to do?! Take off my arm!" He then reached to turn his arm back to normal.
"Don't move!" the police shouted, starting to get kinda nervous.
Riza walked into the gym and moved to stand beside Roy. "What's going on?" she asked.
"Oh nothing," Roy replied calmly. "Fullmetal's just in trouble with the police."
"...You're torturing him again aren't you?" Riza asked.
"Yup," Roy replied with a smile.
Riza sighed at the colonel's immaturity. "You better hope he doesn't kill you for this," she said before walking back out of the gym.
"But I'm changing it back!" Ed shouted to the police and then looked over his shoulder and Winry. "Winry! Tell 'em!"
"You got yourself into this mess," she replied, crossing her arms and leaning against the wall to watch the show.
"GET OVER HERE AND HELP ME!" Ed screamed. He reached to change his arm back again.
The police all pointed their guns at Ed. "Don't move!"
Roy turned to the police. "Should we arrest him?"
"No!" Ed shouted. "Roy I hate you! I'll gut you like a fish!"
"Roy, how long are you going to torture him?" Havoc asked.
"Until someone stops me," Roy replied with a shrug.
"So...Are we going to stop you?" one of the police officers asked Roy.
"No, let him have his fun," Havoc told them.
"How dare you all!" Ed shouted and reached to change his arm back...again.
Riza suddenly walked in and shot the floor right by Ed's foot. "The said don't move."
Ed stared at her with a stunned look on his face. "'Kay..."
Roy walked over and put handcuffs on Ed, smirking the whole time. "You have the right to remain silent," he began, trying not to burst out laughing.
"I DO NOT!" Ed shouted in his face. "NOW GET THESE OFF!" He finally decided no one was going to help him, so he used alchemy to break the handcuffs and change his arm back. He ran out of the gym.
"Hey get back here!" the police shout and chase after Ed.
"Oh great, now he really is going to be arrested," Winry thought to herself, standing up straight and following Ed.
Roy snapped his fingers so that fire flew at Ed, but the small blonde dodged, so Roy kinda gave up.
Ed was now out of the school and still running. "Your fault!" he shouted over his shoulder.
A small group off kids all wearing black except one, who was wearing pink, and one, who was wearing normal-looking clothes, all stood together outside watching. "Oh, he is so going to jail," the tallest one in black with curly hair said.
"Yup," a slightly shorter one with really long, curly hair agreed. Everyone else just nodded their heads.
A group of preps stood not far away, also watching. "Oh my god! He needs to be, like, my next boyfriend!" they all said at once and then erupted into a fit of squealing and giggles.
The other group looked at them with disgusted looks on their faces.
Winry, who was now outside, threw a bunch of wrenches at them, knocking them all out. The other group cheered.
"Thank you!" the second one to speak shouted after Winry, who was now running after Ed.
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And I think I'll end the chapter there. So what do ya think? Lemme know by reviewing! Stay tuned next time for Running From The Cops and you maybe...just maybe...will get to see Ed stoned outta his mind. XP
