This is a random (hopefully) humorous Percabeth story. The lemon mentioned is Suprises when you least expect them by MyLifeIsEdwardCullen. (I picked out a random one.) All credit goes to him/her for that part.

I'm new to , and my writing isn't that great. NO FLAMES PLEASE, and have a nice day (again, hopefully)!

"Hey, Annabeth, check this out!" Percy shouted across the hall.

"What is it now, Seaweed Brain?" Annabeth walked toward Percy.

Percy was gesturing at the screen. "So I was reading fanfiction…"

Annabeth cut him off. "You, Percy, read fanfiction? You actually READ? Who knew?"

"I get bored, you know." Percy gestured at the screen again. "So there was this word I couldn't figure out. Percabeth. You know it?"

Annabeth frowned. "That's a new one. Search it on Google."

"Kay," Percy replied. He typed in Percabeth on Google.

"So it says…Percy and Annabeth as a couple?" Percy widened his eyes in disbelief. "Do you see it too?"

Annabeth had her mouth open in a wide O. Percy took that as a yes.

"Anyway…" Percy said, "I'm going to go back to reading now."

Annabeth had closed her mouth, but now it was in a bigger O.

After Annabeth recovered, she said: "I'll be reading too. See what these mortals can come up with."

Percy clicked on a random Percabeth story. Unfortunately, both of them were rather new to , and they did not know how the rating system went. Even more unfortunately, Percy clicked on a M-rated story.

They both leaned in, skimming the material and reading a few random lines.

"Planned to seduce me, Wise Girl?"

"Oh yes, Seaweed Brain," she said winking at me and batting her eyelashes at me. She was half-way through unbuttoning my shirt, painfully and slowly I might add, that I couldn't take it anymore. I growled and…

Percy and Annabeth nearly fainted.

When they finally figured out the rating system about half an hour later, Percy had the look.

"Okay, what is it now?" Annabeth asked.

"So I found another word while skimming through this website, and I had also found another word, but I didn't think much of it. I think I know what it is now. The word? Thalico."

Annabeth got it at once. "Yeah, Thalia and Nico as a couple. So why do you have the look?"

Percy grinned. "Just e-mail Thalia and Nico to search up Thalico on . Ahahahhahahahahahahahaha…"

5 minutes later

The gods have to intervene when Thalia and Nico nearly destroy the world with lightning and undead warriors.

THE END

So yeah, this is my first story, so be nice.

-SoaringBird