Total Drama Return Episode 1 Part 1: A Not So Friendly Reunion

Authors Note: This story is rated T. There will be minor swearing, and areas of romance, but nothing about first base, and occasionally a bit of second.

This story contains scenes Gwuncan, Gidgette, Coderra, AleHeather, Tyndsay. Minor couples with be LeHarold, Dunkney, Gwent, and Owizzy. Other fanon couples will appear in this story, but they won't be revealed until later.

Also, please don't hate on my story. I've worked really hard on this, and I want it to be a success. Too many haters, and I'm stopping this.

Thank you to The Kobold Necromancer for inspiring me to make this story ;), now please enjoy my story.


Chris MacLean stood on the dock, fussing about his own personal appearance as usual

"Is my hair okay? What about my face?" He frantically asked an offstage cameraman.

"We're rolling." Grunted the off-screen cameraman. Chris quickly composed himself.

"Ahem! Hello! I'm Chris MacLean, and welcome to Season Four of Total Drama, or more commonly known as, Total Drama Return! As you can see, we have returned to our famous birth place; Camp Wawanakwa." He gestured to a dingy old campsite, with flies buzzing idly in the background.

"Ain't she a beauty? You'll also be happy to know that every single contestant is returning for the chance to win TWO million dollars. Not one, but two million dollars. With double the money at stake, who will come out victorious?" Said Chris. He was cut off by an insanely loud shriek. A tanned girl with purple hair down to her neck, a yellow tank-top, and stretchy blue jeans was shrieking hysterically.

"Camp Wawanakwa! I've always wanted to come here…this is where Total Drama began!" Shrieked the girl. She gave a happy sigh, and fainted dead on the floor.

"Everyone, this is Sierra." Announced Chris. Sierra suddenly stood up again as if nothing had happened at all.

"Is he here? My prince in shining armour? My sugar frosted Codio?" She begged Chris

"Not yet, Sierra. But chill out at that end of the dock, and we'll get to the next contestant." Said Chris. Sierra shrieked with excitement, and ran to the other side of the dock, only for the rotten wood to give way, and she fell right into the ocean.

"Oh yeah, sorry Sierra, I forgot to mention, in the two years that we've left Camp Wawanakwa, it's grown even more tacky and unusable. So enjoy!" Said Chris, grinning, while Sierra pulled herself up from the hole. The next boat soon arrived. On it, was a huge Jamaican man with a green t-shirt and cargo pants.

"Ah, DJ, our big softy's arrived!" said Chris, giving DJ a welcoming high-five.

"Yo, Chris. No mummified dogs or what this season, eh?" He said, jokingly.

"Err…yeah. Just believe that." Said Chris. DJ looked alarmed, and quickly scurried next to Sierra. The next boat soon arrived. On it, was a small pudgy girl with glasses and a green shirt. She also had pink pants.

"Beth! How ya doing? That's great, don't care, moving on." Said Chris, ruthlessly. Beth put a sad look on her face and joined the others. Next came an Indian guy with a red vest and cargo pants. He wore an uneasy expression.

"Hey, Noah, how ya doing?" Cheered Chris.

"Honestly, Chris, I don't care." Remarked Noah.

"Well, you won't last long." Said Chris. Noah gave him a death glare. The next boat arrived, and a gothic girl with black hair with teal highlights and gothic clothing took the dock.

"Gwen, one of our fan favourites. You've been one of the most drama-causing players throughout Total Drama! First, you spent most of Season One fawning over Trent, then you start going out, and dump him within the first five episodes of Season Two. Then, in Season Three, you completely back-stabbed your friendship with Courtney and—" Chris was cut off when Gwen spat on his shoe.

"Hey! I just got them polished! …Jerk!" He called, and Gwen strode over to her friends, and politely hugged DJ and Beth. Next, came a punk with a green Mohawk, and a black t-shirt with a skull on it.

"Duncan, our Season Two winner! How've you been? Staying out of juvie?"

"Shut it, MacLean." He sniffed, and he strode to the others. Soon, he came face-to-face with Gwen.

"Hey, you." He smirked. Gwen smiled for the first time at the camp.

"Hey, you." She replied. Duncan tucked her hair behind her ear, and kissed her passionately.

"Awwww, that's so sweet!" Cooed Beth.

"Yeah, totally! According to my blogs and polls, Gwuncan has become the most popular canon couple, right before Gidgette and AleHeather." Said Sierra.

"AleHeather? You mean Alejandro and Heather? That is just wrong." Said Noah.

"Totally." Said Beth. Sierra shrugged.

"The polls don't lie. Ooh, ooh! Here's Gidgette themselves!" She squealed, pointing. At the end of the dock, was a guy in an open pink shirt and cargo pants, with blonde hair and a cowboy hat. There was also a girl wearing a blue hoodie, and her blonde hair was pulled into a ponytail.

"Geoff and Bridgette! Welcome back to Camp Wawanakwa!" Cheered Chris.

"Sweet, man." Said Geoff smoothly. Bridgette squealed when she saw Gwen.

"Gwen! Oh, I've missed you so much!" Cried Bridgette, embracing her friend. Gwen gladly returned the hug.

"I've missed you too, Bridge." Said Gwen. Suddenly, the next boat arrived. Most contestants screamed at the sight. There, was Ezekiel. His skin was back to it's pasty colour, but he was still completely bald, and he was missing his beloved toque.

"Ezekiel. Are you ready for another chance at the prize?" Said Chris.

"Money…good! Volcano…bad." Muttered Ezekiel, reciting the dreadful occurrence of the finale of Season Three. He walked over the others, and Gwen noticed that he limping. Then, a rank smell hit them.

"Gross! What is that smell?" Complained Noah

"Sorry. Is me. Six months on aeroplane? Bad for smell, eh." Said Ezekiel, shuddering. Suddenly, the dock shook completely. The contestants gasped in shock. It was Eva. The hulking girl held a bag of dumbbells in her hand, and she had a unibrow and a mole on her forehead.

"Ahh! It's hideous! Save me!" Shrieked DJ, jumping into Noah's arms. Unfortunately, Noah couldn't hold the brickhouse, and toppled right into ocean. Duncan and Gwen laughed, as Eva dropped her bag. Unfortunately, the weight caused it to smash through the dock. DJ floated up, holding it.

"Thought this might be yours." He said, gasping for breath. Then, Eva did something no-one had ever seen her do. She giggled, and said thank you to DJ. Even DJ looked bewildered.

"Hey, everyone, look who it is!" Said Chris, and he clicked the a play button on a nearby stereo. On the boat, was a gorgeous Spanish boy, who screamed beautiful. Suddenly, the music stopped when Gwen threw the stereo into the ocean.

"Alejandro! I see you have regained your fine looks, well done." Congratulated Chris.

"It took a lot of plastic surgery. But, here I am. Beautiful as ever." Said Alejandro.

"You might as well have stayed like that, because no girl in their right mind will ever talk to you again." Sniffed Sierra. Bridgette, Gwen and Eva nodded in agreement.

"Eeee! Look, it's Alejandro!" Shrieked a voice from the dock. Two girls sprinted up to him and glomped Alejandro, tackling him to the ground.

"Except them." Sighed Bridgette.

"Katie, Sadie, welcome!" Said Chris. One of the girls was thin and tanned, but the other was overweight and pale.

"Hola, seniorita, but would you mind getting off? You are crushing my ribs." Groaned Alejandro to Sadie.

"OMG! Katie, Alejandro wants me to get off of him!" Squealed Sadie, and she and Katie giddily skipped to the dock, with Alejandro in his wake. The next boat soon arrived, and on it, it held Cody. Cody was greeted by a squeal, and Sierra tackled him to the floor, and kissed him on the cheeks several times.

"Cody-kins! I missed you so much, by the way, you look really sexy right now!" Cheered Sierra.

"Th-thanks, Sierra, I missed you too, but remember? Personal space." Said Cody, dusting himself off.

"Oh, right, sorry!" She giggled, as she picked him up bridal style, and carried him to the others. The next boat arrived, and on it was a blonde girl wearing a long, red dress arrived.

"Hello everyone! The star is here!" She announced, doing an over-the-top courtesy.

"Yeah, unfortunately, we had to let Blainely in too." Said Chris.

"Who was that again? I forgot her name." Said Katie to Sadie. Blainely stopped in her tracks.

"Excuse me? Who am I? I'm Blainely Stacey Andrews O'Halloran, thank you very much! I hosted Puppy Bachelorette, I hosted Celebrity Manhunt, I hosted your fricking aftermath last season! I competed on Season Three!" Screamed Blainely.

"For what, two episodes." Snorted Duncan. Blainely scoffed. The next boat arrived, and on it, was Justin, a handsome tanned boy with black hair and jeans.

"Hello, ladies. Ah, Beth, looking sharp as always." He said, complimenting Beth.

"No thanks, Justin. I have a boyfriend, remember? Brady?" Said Beth.

"Brady? Hm…Oh, was that your imaginary boyfriend you were going on about during Season Two? Sorry, I never listened." Said Justin.

"He's real! You met him, remember?" Said Beth. Justin simply sat next to Blainely.

"Hey, Justin. I'm available, if you know what I mean." She purred seductively.

"Sorry, I don't date older chicks." Said Justin.

"Older chicks? Excuse me! I'm only twenty!" Yelled Blainely. Justin gave her a disapproving stare.

"Okay, twenty four. Fine, twenty-eight. Snarled Blainely. Suddenly, there was no sign of any boats. But then, a hang-glider came into view. On it, was Tyler, and he was hang gliding onto the dock. He was wearing his red jersey and headband as normal.

"Woo-hoo! Hey dudes!" He called, but as soon as he said that, he lost control, and plummeted into the sea.

"Ooh, that was rough." Said Chris, trying to contain his laughter.

"Chip, are you making fun of my boyfriend?" Said an angry voice. It was Lindsay, the foxy blonde. She was wearing her normal clothes, and boots.

"First, it's Chris. And secondly, I was. Whatcha gonna do about it, sweet-cheeks?" He mocked.

"That's bullying, and I won't allow it." Sniffed Lindsay. Tyler pulled himself onto the dock, and slumped his arm around Lindsay's shoulder.

"Hey Lindsay." He groaned.

"Oh, hi, Taylor! You're my boyfriend, right?" She asked, dimly.

"Yeah, sort of. Let's go." Said Tyler, and Lindsay threw herself onto him, bridal style. However, she was still too heavy for Tyler to carry, and Tyler fell right over. Soon, the next boat had arrived, and Trent came off. He had his guitar with him, and his green shirt and leather pants.

"Hey guys, how's it going?" He said, grinning. Gwen looked away awkwardly. Things still weren't great between them.

"Alright, Trent, moving on. Look who's here! The queen of mean herself!" Heather stepped off the boat. She was Asian, and had black hair.

"Heather, our Season Three winner! I see your hair has grown back. Nice!" Said Chris

"Yeah, whatever, Chris. By the way, I want the million that I lost BACK." She snarled.

"Hey, it's not my fault your winning ended up in the volcano. Blame Zeke over there." Said Chris. Heather growled at Ezekiel, who was scratching himself behind his ear, and stomped to the other side. The next boat had soon arrived.

"Chris! Oh man, it's great to see you! Did you miss me like I missed you!" Said a very large boy with blonde hair.

"Oh, I was counting down the days to see you again, Owen." Said Chris sarcastically. Owen excitedly joined all of the campers, and he hugged Gwen, Bridgette, DJ, Duncan, Beth, Lindsay, Tyler, Blainely (To her disgust), Noah, Katie and Sadie. The next boat had soon arrived. A brunette girl was on the dock, and she didn't look very happy at all.

"Oh. Courtney's here. Yay." Said Chris.

"Out of my way." She said rudely, swatting Chris aside.

"Hello Gwen. Still a man-stealer, I see?" Said Courtney rudely.

"Hello Courtney. Still a prissy Type A, I see?" Replied Gwen. Courtney was about to reply, but the next boat has arrived. A red-headed nerd with glasses and a blue t-shirt got off the boat. He sighed.

"So, we're back here. Sweet!" Said the nerd.

'Harold, welcome back to Camp Wawanakwa!" Said Chris, shaking his hand.

"Thanks, man." He said. The next boat arrived, and a flash and green and orange flew off the boat, and ended up in Owen's arms.

"Big O! I missed you!" Cried the figure, who was actually a red-headed girl with green clothing.

"Izzy, I missed you too." Said Owen dreamily. The two proceeded to make out. Most contestants, such as Blainely, Alejandro and Justin, groaned in disgust, but Beth and Sierra cooed affectionately. However, the last boat arrived.

"Hey ya'll, Shawny in the house!" Cheered a dark skinned girl with a luscious behind and a big chest. Harold fainted in glee.

"Hey, Harold, baby, how you doing?" She said, kissing his cheek. She then saw her friends and cheered.

"Bridge! Gwen!" She cheered, and she paraded over them to give them a bone-crushing hug.

"Okay, now everyone's here, let's get on with the show." Said Courtney impatiently.

"Not quite, Courtney. I'm pleased to announced, that we are adding two new contestants this season!" Said Chris. Most of the contestants groaned.

"Again? Really original, Chris." Said Gwen.

"Shut up, Gwen. I don't want your mouthing off." Said Chris. Gwen rolled her eyes.

"Anyways, here comes the first new competitor. You may have seen him before, and he is a successful male model, and the boyfriend of someone here. Everyone, please welcome…Brady!" Said Chris. Beth shrieked

"No way! MY Brady?" She asked, running up to Chris.

"Yep. I thought it might bring good ratings if the runt had a boyfriend." Smirked Chris.

"I'm too excited to be insulted! Brady!" She squealed. A guy with gelled brown hair, and a red shirt hopped off the boat. Most of the contestants were shocked that Beth had such a boyfriend.

"He is not Beth's boyfriend. There is no way that lisping pig could get such a hot boy." Said Heather. But, she was proven wrong, when Brady picked Beth up and kissed her passionately. Beth giggled.

"Brady bear, not in front of everyone!" She giggled.

"I'm just happy to be with you, Bethy-kins." He said. Beth swooned, as did most of the girls. Sierra was busy working out a new fan name.

"Hm…Brath? Breth? Bethdy?" She said. Brady and Beth walked back to everyone, hand in hand.

"And now, this is someone you probably don't know. She's an extraordinarily chilled out girl, and almost can't stay on topic for two minutes, give it up for Dawn!" Said Chris. A girl who was meditating soon arrived on the dock. She had pale skin, and extremely long blonde hair. She was wearing a long green jumper, and had purple stockings.

"Dawn, welcome!" Cheered Chris.

"Hmm? Oh, are we here already? Oh, what a lovely campsite. It's so tranquil and relaxing. It reminds me of a time where I went to a summer camp and…" She said, trailing off at the end. Most of the boys were in awe.

"I think she is the hottest girl I've ever seen." Said Justin. Even Ezekiel had his jaw dropped.

"And then this raccoon…" Finished Dawn.

"That's great, hot stuff, but now, you have to go over and join the others?"

"The others? Oh, right, my fellow competitors. I do so look forward to competing with you and…" Said Dawn

"Wow, you can talk, but if you say another word, I'm kicking you off." Said Chris. Dawn simply shrugged, and joined the others.

"Hey, hot stuff." Greeted Justin.

"Greetings, Justin." Said Dawn, and she giggled angelically. Justin swooned.


Confessional

Justin: How does this not work out? She's gorgeous, I'm gorgeous, we're perfect for eachother!

Dawn: I don't date. Justin seemed interested in me, his aura told me.


All of the campers had gathered at the campfire. They were all eagerly awaiting Chris' speech. Chris walked up to the wooden podium, cleared his throat, and spoke.

"Welcome back to Camp Wawanakwa, where you lucky twenty-seven have the chance to win…wait for it…pause for dramatic effect…TWO. MILLION. DOLLARS!" Boomed Chris. All of the contestants cheered and whooped with excitement.

"Settle down, settle down. I know this is exciting, but we must remain calm." Said Chris. He was interrupted again by a cackle of maniac laughter. Several eyes glanced at Izzy.

"What?" She said, casually.

"Anyways, so the rules remain the same in this competition. So, every three days, there will be a—" Started Chris.

"Challenge. Only one team will win the challenge…" Started Gwen

"And the other has to go to the elimination…" Continued Bridgette.

"And vote off one of their own." Said Trent.

"The one who got the most votes…" Continued Beth

"Must walk down the Dock of Shame…" Continued Duncan

"And never ever come back." Concluded Heather.

"EVER!" Shrieked Izzy. Everyone laughed, while Chris didn't look amused.

"Clearly you read the handbook. Anyways, so, I am pleased to announce, that today, there will be a challenge." Said Chris.

"Aww!" Booed the campers.

"But, you negative people, there will be no elimination!" Finished Chris!

"Hooray!" Cheered the campers.

"So, today's challenge will decide the team captains this season. Like last season, there will be three teams. Ergo, three captains." Said Chris.

"Now, I've hidden three small sculptures of myself all around the island. They look like this." He said, holding up a picture. It was a foot-long, wooden sculpture of Chris.

"There will be a hint as to where each sculpture is. The first three to bring the idols back to me will be the team captains, and plus, they will be immune on the first elimination ceremony that they go to. The first hint is…" He said, pausing for dramatic effect.

"I have a mouth but never eat. I have a bed but never sleep. Where am I?" He said. Noah rolled his eyes


Confessional

Noah: Could Chris get any more obvious? It's a river! Unfortunately, swimming isn't really my forte, so I need someone who is willing to help…"


"The second clue is…I'm somewhere deep, and I'm somewhere dark. A force not to be reckoned with guards me. Where am I?" Said Chris.


Confessional

Sierra: Deep and dark…Where could it be? My Cody-Kins is smart, he'll figure it out. Then he'll be Team Captain, and he'll pick me, and we'll live happily ever after! *Swoons*


"The third clue is…I'm somewhere closer then you think. I'll always be moving, so watch out for me. So…on your marks…" Started Chris, but before he could finish, he was trampled by an ocean of desperate teens.

"…Go." He muttered, weakly, lying on the ground.

The teens quickly got into small groups. Gwen and Duncan went together, but little did they know, Courtney was suspiciously following them. Katie and Sadie quickly ran after Alejandro, and Sierra grabbed Cody. Tyler, Lindsay, Beth and Brady ran off together, and Dawn gracefully swept through the bushes on her own, being followed by Justin. Ezekiel jumped up a tree, and swang on a vine out of sight. LeShawna went with Bridgette, while Geoff went with DJ. Eva stormed off on her own, while Noah grabbed Izzy's arm, and dragged her away. The few people that were left, Owen, Blainely, Heather, Trent, and Harold, all gathered in the centre of the field.

"Excuse me, but I am not going with any of you losers. Goodbye." Said Heather, stomping off.

"Neither am I. Except for you, guitar boy, you're coming with me." Said Blainely, grabbing Trent's arm, and dragging him into the forest, while Trent screamed in horror.

"Well, I guess it's you and me, Owen." Said Harold.

"Yeah! Won't this be fun! Woo-hoo!" Cheered Owen, and he picked up Harold

"Onwards!" Yelled Harold, and the two charged into the forest.


Now that the race is on, who will win this challenge? Who will the three winners be? Will Justin win Dawn over? Will Noah's plan succeed? Will Heather stop being such a bitch? Probably not, but find out in the next episode of Total Drama Return!