No I do NOT own Fushigi Yuugi. I just had an odd dream and this is it with a twist to it lol Please don't sue me the most money you could get is 5 bucks cuz that's all I have X_X;; Well anyhoo on with, Mental Birthday.

I yawned and awoke quickly, For it was my birthday. I ran to my closet with my Pajamas on and threw open the closet door. My eyes bugged out, "WHAT THE HELL??!!" There in my closet was Nakago and Tomo Making out Seiryuu popped up. He was wearing baggy black pants and he was in God form and a baggy black T-shirt with the words M*ther F***er on it. I stared at him, "Shiiiit" I pushed them all out of my room. I got dressed and went downstairs to the kitchen. Genbu was sleeping. He was in god form but he looked like an old grandpa turtle and he had little circle glasses on. I was in hysterics, I rolled on the ground laffing my head off. Suzaku stared down at me, he was also in god form and he wore a black wig and a pearl necklace. "Nina, What are you doing?" I looked up at him, "My name is Christina and I'm laughing at Genbu.He looks like an idiot." Suzaku waved a finger in my face, "Now, Now Nina Don't make fun of Grandpa Genbu!" Byakko walked in talking on a cell phone dressed in a purple suite, "No! I told you max if they can't agree to my proposition we'll have to kill them! Now you shut ur low life mouth and call them to see if they accepted or not!" He angrily tossed the cell against the wall breaking it. He shrugged and made another one appear. He looked at Me momentarily, "Happy Birthday Samantha." I stared at him, "It's CHRITINA!" He shrugged, "That's nice Melinda" And he walked away. I stared at everyone and wrinkled my nose, "What the hell."

Just a first Chappie Shortie But I'm going to make more soon ^^ Please Read And Review.