Disclaimer: Somewhere over the rainbow, I will own Harry Potter...

Note: I was out walking with my sister, and then this popped into my head. I just had to write it down. It's a short story, and I've got no idea if this has been used before. Hope you enjoy.

Engorgio! Er, I mean… Reducio!
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Tan, manly hands moved down feminine curves, savouring every little detail of the smooth skin. The smell of her sweet perfume filled his nostrils, making him feel intoxicated.

"James..." Lily arched her back, and he slipped a hand under it to support her as she moved her rounded hips against his.

A grin spread across the male's lips as she made those sounds.

Being the teenagers they were and extremely hormonal, the two had crashed down into James' bed as soon as they entered the room. Both their shoes were tossed somewhere and her hair was falling out of its up-do. James' glasses had disappeared down the hall somewhere. The rest of James' dorm mates had for some reason decided to stay down in the common room to do homework. Lily was rather certain there was more to it, but hey, she wasn't complaining.

As he caressed her underneath her clothes she let her eyes fall half closed. She looked up at the ceiling as his lips worked against her pulse. She sighed in content and let his know by moving her hands up ad down his shirt-clad back.

She laid there just moving her hands for a whole of two seconds before she felt stupid and dead for some reason. She took the opportunity to wrap her arms around his neck, and forced him closer.

"Attention up south please," she said. James looked up at her with a grin.

"Not north?" he hoarsely asked, and she smacked him gently on the arm.

They shared a deep, wet and clumsy kiss. His tongue slipped against hers, and she let a groan leave her lips. Or was it him groaning? Neither cared.

He didn't stop caressing her as he started rolling his hips against her to create friction.

Lily barely noticed as one of James' hands left her body for a few seconds, getting something from the bedside table. It wasn't until she heard him whisper something under his breath that she reacted, her eyes widening. Oh no he didn't.

They broke apart and Lily looked James right into his hazel eyes.

"...did you just 'engorgio' yourself?" she whispered, having no idea if she should be confused, embarrassed or laugh in his face.

James didn't miss a beat. "Reducio, luv, Reducio," he said, stressing the last part.

Something told him that Lily's Cheshire grin had nothing to do with her believing him.


Some of you might ask, why James? Such a cocky bastard can't have problems downstairs, now can he? Well, my answer is simple, he wants to impress Lily no matter what. So no matter the size of his wand, he'd still do an engorgio on himself. Also, wouldn't the irony be hilarious if a self-confident person such as James really did lack in that area?

Cheers.