Yes, I know this is one of the worst filks ever...and I'm not saying that to get reviews. I mean, the ending doesn't even sound Harry Potter-ish! And also, I understand that not everyone celebrates Christmas...so this filk was not meant to show that I favour Christianity...I'm actually non-religious. All comments are welcome! And...HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!

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HOGWARTS PRESENTS...THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS

On the first day of Christmas, a wizard gave to me: a curse scar on my forehead.

On the second day of Christmas, a wizard gave to me: two parchment rolls, and a curse scar on my forehead.

On the third day of Christmas, a wizard gave to me: three dragons, two parchment rolls, and a curse scar on my forehead.

On the fourth day of Christmas, a wizard gave to me: four Lockhart books, three dragons, two parchment rolls, and a curse scar on my forehead.

On the fifth day of Christmas, a wizard gave to me: five golden coins, four Lockhart books, three dragons, two parchment rolls, and a curse scar on my forehead.

On the sixth day of Christmas, a wizard gave to me: six owls a-flying, five golden coins, four Lockhart books, three dragons, two parchment rolls, and a curse scar on my forehead.

On the seventh day of Christmas, a wizard gave to me: seven Skrewts a-blasting, six owls a-flying, five golden coins, four Lockhart books, three dragons, two parchment rolls, and a curse scar on my forehead.

On the eighth day of Christmas, a wizard gave to me: eight wands exploding, seven Skrewts a-blasting, six owls a-flying, Five golden coins, four Lockhart books, three dragons, two parchment rolls, and a curse scar on my forehead.

On the ninth day of Christmas, a wizard gave to me: nine Weasley's fuming*, eight wands exploding, seven Skrewts a-blasting, six owls a-flying, five golden coins, four Lockhart books, three dragons, two parchment rolls, and a curse scar on my forehead.

On the tenth day of Christmas, a wizard gave to me: ten house-elves cooking, nine Weasley's fuming, eight wands exploding, even Skrewts a-blasting, six owls a-flying, five golden coins, four Lockhart books, three dragons, two parchment rolls, and a curse scar on my forehead.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, a wizard gave to me: eleven teachers teaching, ten house-elves cooking, nine Weasley's fuming, eight wands exploding, seven Skrewts a-blasting, six owls a-flying, five golden coins, four Lockhart books, three dragons, two parchment rolls, and a curse scar on my forehead.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, a wizard gave to me: twelve books for reading, eleven teachers teaching, ten house-elves cooking, nine Weasley's fuming, eight wands exploding, seven Skrewts a-blasting, six owls a-flying, five golden coins, four Lockhart books, three dragons, two parchment rolls, and a curse scar on my forehead!!!

*well, they do seem to get angry with each other at times!

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Disclaimer: Harry Potter and all related material are property of J.K. Rowling. The Twelve Days of Christmas is property of whoever wrote the original Christmas carol.