A/N: Not one of my usual pairings. This kind of just came to me. Reviews, anybody? I'll love you forever (well maybe not, but you know what I mean.) Review!!

"Kakashi-sensei, Ero-sennin's books are super perverted," Naruto frowned. "So why do you like them so much?"

"They're very entertaining," he answered. "Especially certain scenes, if you get my drift."

"Ne, which scenes?" Naruto asked, grinning. "Can I see?"

He walked over to Kakashi and tried to get a good view of the page, but Sakura punched him in the head.

"Just because both of your teachers are perverted doesn't mean you have to be!" she fumed, watching him fall over with satisfaction.

"And just because your teacher is always punching people doesn't mean you have to," Naruto muttered, rubbing his head gingerly. "That hurt Sakura-chan."

Sakura glared at him and raised her hand up to hit him again, but gave up when Naruto started to run away.

"I'm going to take a ramen break!" he called. "I'll be back in a little bit."

Sakura sat down with an exasperated look on her face.

"Kakashi-sensei why do you read those books?" she asked, shaking her head. "So inappropriate, really."

"I like the heroine," Kakashi shrugged.

"Really?" Sakura rolled her eyes in disbelief. "What's there to like about a whore?"

Though she couldn't see under his mask, she was sure that Kakashi was smirking now.

"She has pink hair," Kakashi said casually. "And you wouldn't believe how great she is in bed. Just reading some of these scenes make me tired."

Sakura stared at him, blushing. Her eyes were wide, and her mouth was hanging open.

"Kakashi-sensei?" she bit her lip.

"Yes?" he looked over at her, his expression not giving away any of his emotions.

"Ever wanted to reenact any of those scenes?" she inquired.

A smile slowly spread across her face, and despite himself, Kakashi began to smile as well.

"That depends," he chuckled. "Know anyone with pink hair that's fantastic in bed?"

"I think I might know someone," Sakura winked, sauntering over to him.

"Well then I'm game," Kakashi replied, slipping his arms around her waist.