"I'm not going in there, Squalo."

"VOI! Stop changing your mind, woman! Get in here NOW."

You stood near the edge of the lake in the nude, shivering like a leaf. Although you and Squalo had both agreed to do this, you couldn't help but feel unnerved. It had nothing to do with the fact that you were butt naked in front of him – you experienced that in the bedroom many times.

"Yeah, well… Lussuria mentioned that there're all sorts of weird shit in the water, like you know, bacteria and snakes and such…" You rubbed your arms absent-mindedly, staring at a rock instead of Squalo's face until you heard water splash. Your lover had gotten out of the lake and was now stomping towards you.

You got into a battle stance while trying not to look at his (wonderful) lower region. "What are you doing…?"

Your mind barely registered what had happened before he picked you up and threw you into the water. You resurfaced angrily seconds later, wiping your face as the cold penetrated your bones.

"I'm gonna kill you, you piece of shit!"

Squalo, already in the water, wrapped his arms around your waist and breathed, "Shut up, _," before smashing his lips against yours. You smirked; this unexpected side of him was what made you fall in love with your shark man in the first place.

After you both broke apart, albeit unwillingly, you pushed him an arm's length away gently.

"No sex for the next three days for throwing me into the water."

Squalo blinked as you smiled sweetly and swam away.

"VOOOOOOOIIIIIII!"