Disclaimer: These characters don't belong to Olivia or Becca…We're just borrowing them for our own selfish games…that said and done...lets begin the…the what?
BLACK CAT KEROKE CONTEST!!!
…long ago in a Karaoke bar far away Creed Diskenth decided to win his long lost love Train Heartnet…
…so he gathered a team of 7, cheerleaders, judges, and even an AUDIENCE…
…Train unable to decline a challenge collected a team and was soon ready TO DO BATTLE KAREOKE!!!...
…The teams are as follows…
…The Apostles of the Stars: Creed Diskenth, Kyoko Kirisaki, Charden, Durham, Leon, Maro, and Shiki…
…The ones who aren't Villains: Train Heartnet, Sven Vollfied, Rinslet Walker, Eve, Belze, Sephiria, and Lugart Won…
…The Judges…
ITACHI UCHIA
AYAME SOHMA
SAKURA KINOMOTO
OLIVE
KING JIMMY BOB
…The Cheerleaders…
Apostles of the stars cheerleaders:
RYUK
REM
SIDOH
The Ones Who Aren't Villains cheerleaders:
YUUJIRO SHIHOUDANI
YUTAKA MIKOTO
TOHRU KOUNO
Finally we'll begin I'm your dashingly handsome Maito Gai…hoping to sprinkle this karaoke contest with eternal youth.
cheers from audience
You GO GAI SENSEI, I will fill this room with the magic of youth
Gai: Let The CONTEST BEGIN!!!!
Gai: First will be Miss Rinslet Walker vs. Miss Kyoko Kirisaki
Gai: MAY THE MOST YOUTHFULL WIN!!!
Gai: Okay kids, you need, to try your best to win the karaoke contest for your team, the one who does the best wins!!!
Gai: The songs are chosen randomly!!!
Gai: The beautifully youthful Rinslet will go first.
karaoke machine starts humming
…suddenly in a voice that sounds suspiciously like Saya Minatsuki's…
RINSLET WILL SING…"GLAMOROUS" by Fergie
Train: GO RINS
YUUJIRO: BIG BOOBS!!!!
TOHRU:YUUJIRO!!!, I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!!!
…Mikoto tries to run away…
both Yuujiro and Tohru pull him back by his pantaloons
Rinslet starts singing
Rinslet: If you ain't
got no money take yo'broke ass home
You say: If you ain't got no
money take yo'broke ass home
G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S, yeah
G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S
whispersthis is Good
Rinslet: We flyin'
first class
Up in the sky
Poppin' champagne
Livin' my
life
In the fast lane
And I wont change
By the Glamorous, oh
the flossy flossy
audience in awe
Ranma: THIS SUCKS PANDA PATOOTIE
Akane pours water on his head
Ranma: RAWR!!! You BETCH
everyone stares
Rinslet: Wear them gold
and diamonds rings
All them things don't mean a thing
Chaperons
and limousines
Shopping for expensive things
I be on the movie
screens
Magazines and boogie scenes
I'm not clean, I'm not
pristine
I'm no queen, I'm no machine
I still go to Taco
Bell
Drive through, raw as hell
I don't care, I'm still real
No
matter how many records I sell
After the show or after the
Grammies
I like to go cool out with the family
Sippin',
reminiscing on days when I had a Mustang
Rinslet is about to finish
Rinslet: I got problems
up to here
I've got people in my ear
Telling me these crazy
things
That I don't want to know
I've got money in the bank
And
I'd really like to thank
All the fans, I'd like to thank
Thank
you really though
Cause I remember yesterday
When I dreamt
about the days
When I'd rock on MTV, that be really dope
Damn,
It's been a long road
And the industry is cold
I'm glad my
daddy tell me so
he let his daughter know.
(If you
ain't got no money, take your broke ass home)
My daddy told me
so
(I said, If you ain't got no money, take your broke ass
home)
He let his daughter know
(If you ain't got no money, take
your broke ass home)
My daddy told me so
(If you ain't got no
money, take your broke ass home)
He let his daughter know
Gai: WOAH!!! That was YOUTHFULLY STUPINDIOUSLY AMAZING
Gai: Now Miss Kyoko please step up for your song
Charden: Hey…creed did I tell you that Kyoko can't sing all that great, I mean I hear her singing these terrible Cher songs all the time
Creed:…well lets see…that's 'cuz she's singing CHER!!!!...
Doctor: You Better hope so
Shiki: shhhhh…hur come those secksy cheerleaders I hired
Ryuk: wearing Apple bottoms jeans and a red Bikini top stuffed with apples, that would randomly fall out on peoples heads ummmm….French toast?
Rem: GO!!!
Sidoh: Where's My Death Note!!!
Gai: Okay, Miss Kyoko Your song will be…
karaoke machine hums
"I'M NOT WEARING UNDERWEAR TODAY" BY AVEUE Q
all of the Apostles Of The Stars Start to perspire…in random places
Kyoko Starts Singing
Kyoko:
I'm not
wearing underwear today,
No I'm not wearing underwear today
Not
that you probably care
Much about my underwear
Still none the
less I gotta say
That I'm not wearing underwear today
Charden: Getta Job!
Kyoko: Thank you...hunnie?
Audience: BOOOO!!!! THIS SUCKS TRANSVESTITE CORNCOBS!!!!
throws chicken scrotums at her
Gai: well…we'll pick up next chapter
navy from one piece tries to calm the audience
