Disclaimer: These characters don't belong to Olivia or Becca…We're just borrowing them for our own selfish games…that said and done...lets begin the…the what?

BLACK CAT KEROKE CONTEST!!!

…long ago in a Karaoke bar far away Creed Diskenth decided to win his long lost love Train Heartnet

…so he gathered a team of 7, cheerleaders, judges, and even an AUDIENCE…

…Train unable to decline a challenge collected a team and was soon ready TO DO BATTLE KAREOKE!!!...

…The teams are as follows…

…The Apostles of the Stars: Creed Diskenth, Kyoko Kirisaki, Charden, Durham, Leon, Maro, and Shiki…

The ones who aren't Villains: Train Heartnet, Sven Vollfied, Rinslet Walker, Eve, Belze, Sephiria, and Lugart Won…

…The Judges…

ITACHI UCHIA

AYAME SOHMA

SAKURA KINOMOTO

OLIVE

KING JIMMY BOB

…The Cheerleaders…

Apostles of the stars cheerleaders:

RYUK

REM

SIDOH

The Ones Who Aren't Villains cheerleaders:

YUUJIRO SHIHOUDANI

YUTAKA MIKOTO

TOHRU KOUNO

Finally we'll begin I'm your dashingly handsome Maito Gai…hoping to sprinkle this karaoke contest with eternal youth.

cheers from audience

You GO GAI SENSEI, I will fill this room with the magic of youth

Gai: Let The CONTEST BEGIN!!!!

Gai: First will be Miss Rinslet Walker vs. Miss Kyoko Kirisaki

Gai: MAY THE MOST YOUTHFULL WIN!!!

Gai: Okay kids, you need, to try your best to win the karaoke contest for your team, the one who does the best wins!!!

Gai: The songs are chosen randomly!!!

Gai: The beautifully youthful Rinslet will go first.

karaoke machine starts humming

…suddenly in a voice that sounds suspiciously like Saya Minatsuki's…

RINSLET WILL SING…"GLAMOROUS" by Fergie

Train: GO RINS

YUUJIRO: BIG BOOBS!!!!

TOHRU:YUUJIRO!!!, I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!!!

…Mikoto tries to run away…

both Yuujiro and Tohru pull him back by his pantaloons

Rinslet starts singing

Rinslet: If you ain't got no money take yo'broke ass home
You say: If you ain't got no money take yo'broke ass home
G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S, yeah G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S

whispersthis is Good

Rinslet: We flyin' first class
Up in the sky
Poppin' champagne
Livin' my life
In the fast lane
And I wont change
By the Glamorous, oh the flossy flossy

audience in awe

Ranma: THIS SUCKS PANDA PATOOTIE

Akane pours water on his head

Ranma: RAWR!!! You BETCH

everyone stares

Rinslet: Wear them gold and diamonds rings
All them things don't mean a thing
Chaperons and limousines
Shopping for expensive things
I be on the movie screens
Magazines and boogie scenes
I'm not clean, I'm not pristine
I'm no queen, I'm no machine
I still go to Taco Bell
Drive through, raw as hell
I don't care, I'm still real
No matter how many records I sell
After the show or after the Grammies
I like to go cool out with the family
Sippin', reminiscing on days when I had a Mustang

Rinslet is about to finish

Rinslet: I got problems up to here
I've got people in my ear
Telling me these crazy things
That I don't want to know
I've got money in the bank
And I'd really like to thank
All the fans, I'd like to thank
Thank you really though
Cause I remember yesterday
When I dreamt about the days
When I'd rock on MTV, that be really dope
Damn, It's been a long road
And the industry is cold
I'm glad my daddy tell me so
he let his daughter know.

(If you ain't got no money, take your broke ass home)
My daddy told me so
(I said, If you ain't got no money, take your broke ass home)
He let his daughter know
(If you ain't got no money, take your broke ass home)
My daddy told me so
(If you ain't got no money, take your broke ass home)
He let his daughter know

Gai: WOAH!!! That was YOUTHFULLY STUPINDIOUSLY AMAZING

Gai: Now Miss Kyoko please step up for your song

Charden: Hey…creed did I tell you that Kyoko can't sing all that great, I mean I hear her singing these terrible Cher songs all the time

Creed:…well lets see…that's 'cuz she's singing CHER!!!!...

Doctor: You Better hope so

Shiki: shhhhh…hur come those secksy cheerleaders I hired

Ryuk: wearing Apple bottoms jeans and a red Bikini top stuffed with apples, that would randomly fall out on peoples heads ummmm….French toast?

Rem: GO!!!

Sidoh: Where's My Death Note!!!

Gai: Okay, Miss Kyoko Your song will be…

karaoke machine hums

"I'M NOT WEARING UNDERWEAR TODAY" BY AVEUE Q

all of the Apostles Of The Stars Start to perspire…in random places

Kyoko Starts Singing

Kyoko:
I'm not wearing underwear today,
No I'm not wearing underwear today
Not that you probably care
Much about my underwear
Still none the less I gotta say
That I'm not wearing underwear today

Charden: Getta Job!

Kyoko: Thank you...hunnie?

Audience: BOOOO!!!! THIS SUCKS TRANSVESTITE CORNCOBS!!!!

throws chicken scrotums at her

Gai: well…we'll pick up next chapter

navy from one piece tries to calm the audience