.fairy tale & co.
.chapter one- no work and all play.


A/N: It's been a while. Last time I updated anything I had just about applied for medical school. 6 years later I'm finally in my final year and will hopefully be graduating as a doctor in a few months time. I hope you enjoy this.

Disclaimer- I haven't finished Fairy Tail yet, in fact I'd say I'm only about a quarter of the way through the released episodes (Oracion Seis just started) so please forgive me canonical errors, I'll update the story to reflect more accurately what's going on in the show in later chapters.


From: Laxus Dreyar
To: Mirajane Strauss
Subject: 'That'

MJ… honestly woman how much longer do you expect me to wait?

Laxus


From: Mirajane Strauss
To: Laxus Dreyar
Subject: Re: 'That'

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Mirajane

P.S. I have told you maybe 300 times today not to call me MJ. You're not Spiderman.


From: Laxus Dreyar
To: Mirajane Strauss
Subject: Consequences Of Transformation

If I were Spiderman would 'that' get done any quicker?

Laxus


From: Mirajane Strauss
To: Laxus Dreyar
Subject: Hmm

Maybe.

Since I don't know what 'that' is, I wouldn't really know.

Mirajane


From: Laxus Dreyar
To: Mirajane Strauss
Subject: WHY ARE YOU SUCH A TEASE?!

You're a devil, Mirajane.

Laxus


From: Juvia Lockser
To: Lucy Heartfilia
Subject: Mirajane

Why does she keep giggling, Lucy?

Is she flirting with my beloved Gray? Because I, as a woman, know that the only person who could bring such joy to Mirajane, a fellow woman, is someone as wonderful as Gray, a man.

Juvia


From: Lucy Heartfilia
To: Juvia Lockser
Subject: Gray

Juvia, honestly I don't know how many times I have to tell you… nobody but nobody except you is interested in Gray 'Can't Keep His Clothes On' Fullbuster.

I walked into his office the other day and he was doing squats in his tighty whiteys.

Facing the door.

I almost threw up an organ.

Lucy


From: Lucy Heartfilia
To: Juvia Lockser
Subject: Hello?

Did you just faint?

Juvia? Wake up Juvia!

Lucy


From: Juvia Lockser
To: Lucy Heartfilia
Subject: BETRAYAL

HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME, LUCY HEARTFILIA?

I TRUSTED YOU, AND YET YOU BETRAY ME SO CASUALLY BY WALKING IN ON MY BELOVED GRAY IN HIS UNDERWEAR.

Our friendship is hereby terminated.

Drip Drip Drop (this toxic friendship).

Juvia


From: Gray Fullbuster
To: Natsu Dragneel
Subject: Cana

Were you aware she has an entire speakeasy of sorts in her desk drawer?

Gray


From: Natsu Dragneel
To: Gray Fullbuster
Subject: The Question Is

Is she willing to share?

Natsu


From: Gray Fullbuster
To: Natsu Dragneel
Subject: Well

I think so.

Do we tell Erza?

Gray


From: Natsu Dragneel
To: Gray Fullbuster
Subject: Telling Erza

ARE YOU MAD? She won't just confiscate it, she'd throw it all out the window.

We can't let good alcohol go to waste.

No. We tell Cana that if she shares, we'll keep her worktime drinking habit a secret. If not… we'll tell Erza.

Natsu


From: Gray Fullbuster
To: Natsu Dragneel
Subject: Cana's Obvious Drinking Problem

As her friends, not to mention Supervisors, shouldn't we be, I dunno, holding some kind of intervention and not actively taking advantage of her obvious drinking problem?

Gray


From: Natsu Dragneel
To: Gray Fullbuster
Subject: Holding An Intervention

That depends on what kind of booze she has in there. If all she has is Special Brew I'll set the whole lot on fire.

Natsu


From: Cana Alberona
To: Macao Conbolt
Subject: Gray and Natsu

Gray just called me into his office and I don't know if you've noticed but Natsu is also in there and I swear both their eyes are glinting and I think Natsu might be drooling a little bit.

If I die, avenge me.

Cana


From: Macao Conbolt
To: Cana Alberona
Subject: If You Die

Can I have what's in your drawer?

Macao


From: Cana Alberona
To: Macao Conbolt
Subject: Thanks For You Concern

You mean the one full of paperclips and broken pens?

Go ahead.

Cana

P.S. Natsu is rubbing his hands together in glee. Please come find me if I'm not out in 5 minutes.


From: Juvia Lockser
To: Cana Alberona
Subject: WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?

You've been in Gray's office FAR TOO LONG.

What do you think you're doing in there?

This is unacceptable, Cana, unacceptable.

How dare you make a move on my man?!

I'm coming in there!

Juvia


From: Lucy Heartfilia
To: Juvia Lockser
Subject: Just Wondering If You Know

What's going on in Gray's office? Cana went in there a while ago, then Natsu came out with an empty black binbag and filled it with something from one of Cana's desk drawers.

Then Macao went in there a few minutes later and I swear I heard giggling and glass smashing before the door closed again.

Oh. Now you're getting up. You're walking into Gray's office.

Someone just dragged you in and slammed the door shut again.

WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON IN THERE?!

I'm coming in!

Lucy