.fairy tale & co.
.chapter one- no work and all play.
A/N: It's been a while. Last time I updated anything I had just about applied for medical school. 6 years later I'm finally in my final year and will hopefully be graduating as a doctor in a few months time. I hope you enjoy this.
Disclaimer- I haven't finished Fairy Tail yet, in fact I'd say I'm only about a quarter of the way through the released episodes (Oracion Seis just started) so please forgive me canonical errors, I'll update the story to reflect more accurately what's going on in the show in later chapters.
From: Laxus Dreyar
To: Mirajane Strauss
Subject: 'That'
MJ… honestly woman how much longer do you expect me to wait?
Laxus
From: Mirajane Strauss
To: Laxus Dreyar
Subject: Re: 'That'
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Mirajane
P.S. I have told you maybe 300 times today not to call me MJ. You're not Spiderman.
From: Laxus Dreyar
To: Mirajane Strauss
Subject: Consequences Of Transformation
If I were Spiderman would 'that' get done any quicker?
Laxus
From: Mirajane Strauss
To: Laxus Dreyar
Subject: Hmm
Maybe.
Since I don't know what 'that' is, I wouldn't really know.
Mirajane
From: Laxus Dreyar
To: Mirajane Strauss
Subject: WHY ARE YOU SUCH A TEASE?!
You're a devil, Mirajane.
Laxus
From: Juvia Lockser
To: Lucy Heartfilia
Subject: Mirajane
Why does she keep giggling, Lucy?
Is she flirting with my beloved Gray? Because I, as a woman, know that the only person who could bring such joy to Mirajane, a fellow woman, is someone as wonderful as Gray, a man.
Juvia
From: Lucy Heartfilia
To: Juvia Lockser
Subject: Gray
Juvia, honestly I don't know how many times I have to tell you… nobody but nobody except you is interested in Gray 'Can't Keep His Clothes On' Fullbuster.
I walked into his office the other day and he was doing squats in his tighty whiteys.
Facing the door.
I almost threw up an organ.
Lucy
From: Lucy Heartfilia
To: Juvia Lockser
Subject: Hello?
Did you just faint?
Juvia? Wake up Juvia!
Lucy
From: Juvia Lockser
To: Lucy Heartfilia
Subject: BETRAYAL
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME, LUCY HEARTFILIA?
I TRUSTED YOU, AND YET YOU BETRAY ME SO CASUALLY BY WALKING IN ON MY BELOVED GRAY IN HIS UNDERWEAR.
Our friendship is hereby terminated.
Drip Drip Drop (this toxic friendship).
Juvia
From: Gray Fullbuster
To: Natsu Dragneel
Subject: Cana
Were you aware she has an entire speakeasy of sorts in her desk drawer?
Gray
From: Natsu Dragneel
To: Gray Fullbuster
Subject: The Question Is
Is she willing to share?
Natsu
From: Gray Fullbuster
To: Natsu Dragneel
Subject: Well
I think so.
Do we tell Erza?
Gray
From: Natsu Dragneel
To: Gray Fullbuster
Subject: Telling Erza
ARE YOU MAD? She won't just confiscate it, she'd throw it all out the window.
We can't let good alcohol go to waste.
No. We tell Cana that if she shares, we'll keep her worktime drinking habit a secret. If not… we'll tell Erza.
Natsu
From: Gray Fullbuster
To: Natsu Dragneel
Subject: Cana's Obvious Drinking Problem
As her friends, not to mention Supervisors, shouldn't we be, I dunno, holding some kind of intervention and not actively taking advantage of her obvious drinking problem?
Gray
From: Natsu Dragneel
To: Gray Fullbuster
Subject: Holding An Intervention
That depends on what kind of booze she has in there. If all she has is Special Brew I'll set the whole lot on fire.
Natsu
From: Cana Alberona
To: Macao Conbolt
Subject: Gray and Natsu
Gray just called me into his office and I don't know if you've noticed but Natsu is also in there and I swear both their eyes are glinting and I think Natsu might be drooling a little bit.
If I die, avenge me.
Cana
From: Macao Conbolt
To: Cana Alberona
Subject: If You Die
Can I have what's in your drawer?
Macao
From: Cana Alberona
To: Macao Conbolt
Subject: Thanks For You Concern
You mean the one full of paperclips and broken pens?
Go ahead.
Cana
P.S. Natsu is rubbing his hands together in glee. Please come find me if I'm not out in 5 minutes.
From: Juvia Lockser
To: Cana Alberona
Subject: WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?
You've been in Gray's office FAR TOO LONG.
What do you think you're doing in there?
This is unacceptable, Cana, unacceptable.
How dare you make a move on my man?!
I'm coming in there!
Juvia
From: Lucy Heartfilia
To: Juvia Lockser
Subject: Just Wondering If You Know
What's going on in Gray's office? Cana went in there a while ago, then Natsu came out with an empty black binbag and filled it with something from one of Cana's desk drawers.
Then Macao went in there a few minutes later and I swear I heard giggling and glass smashing before the door closed again.
Oh. Now you're getting up. You're walking into Gray's office.
Someone just dragged you in and slammed the door shut again.
WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON IN THERE?!
I'm coming in!
Lucy
