Because people liked it when I did this to Jareth, I thought it was only proper that I torture Sarah as well. (MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!)
So here I go!
48 ways to piss off Sarah
1. Throw away all of her toys.
2. Tell her how childish she is by keeping all the toys and reading dorky plays.
3. Put her in a small, dark room with all of Jareth's fan girls.
4. Start singing 'Music of the night' at the top of your lungs. (Phantom of the Opera people!)
5. Hide in her closet and scream when she opens it.
6. Close the closet door.
7. And when she tries to open it demand that it is your property, and you will call the cops if disturbed again.
8. Ask her if she loves Jareth.
9. Slap her if she says no.
10. Ask again. Slap her if she says no again. Repeat.
11. When she finally gives in and says yes, record it and send it to Jareth.
12. Call her a fairy.
13. Laugh at her stupidity
14. Throw her in the Bog.
15. Throw Hoggle in the Bog.
16. Complain about how much they stink when they enter the room, and politely ask them to leave.
17. Leave a message on her phone saying that she missed a lunch date with Mr. Lyon, and leave her with the number of the local Zoo.
18. Tell her Hoggle died.
19. Watch her freak out, and then tell her you lied. He was only seriously injured. Jareth threw a temper tantrum.
20. Throw her off a cliff. (This works for everyone)
21. Call her baby, and replace her bed with a crib.
22. Ask her if she has her 'time of the month' when she gets mad.
23. Record Jareth throwing a temper tantrum and send it to all of her friends.
24. When you realize she has no friends, call her a loser.
25. Continue to call her baby and loser.
26. Kidnap Toby.
27. Walk behind her and tap your shoe whenever she stops.
28. Cut off all her hair when she is asleep.
29. When she gets mad, blame Jareth.
30. Ask her if she has ever kissed a goblin.
31. When she says yes, mumble about an infection.
32. But if she says no, point your finger and call her a liar.
33. Ask her if she has ever been to a place called 'reality'.
34. Throw Hoggle at her face.
35. Take a picture of her and Hoggle when she kisses his cheek, and put it in the 'Goblin Daily Inquirer'.
36. Tell her that she has been taped all her life, and that there is a soap called 'The Life of the Little Baby Sarah Williams'.
37. Tell her that gullible is written on the ceiling, and laugh at her stupidity when she looks.
38. Blind fold her, telling her you are bringing her somewhere cool, bring her to, and lock her in Jareth's bedroom.
40. Cry when ever she walks by, and chant 'He could do so much better'.
41. Invite Jareth to a Brunch at Sarah's.
42. Tell her this 5 minutes before he arives.
43. Bring Jareth to her school.
44. Take all her toys and burn them.
45. Blame it on Toby.
46. Make Toby cry and tell her father that she yelled at him.
47. Write 'redrum' with lipstick on her mirror.
48. Ask her if she like the song 'I know a song that gets on everybodies nerves' and start to sing it before she can reply.
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