A/N: It would be best if you read my other Story Maddi and EJ's Story to understand this one. This story is just a funny two-shot I came up with while reading some fanfiction on here about the Cullens playing board games and other games.
Disclamier: I don't own Twilight!
Monopoly
Chapter One: The Game and How To Play It
~Cullen's House - Living Room~ Saturday
Maddi's PoV
"Its are turn to pick the game right?" I asked.
"Yes," said Aunt Alice happily.
I smiled and turned to my brother EJ, I put my shield over the two of us and he touched my hand showing us picking Monopoly.
But it wasn't like normal Monopoly it was Strip Monopoly.
"Were going to play Monopoly," I said.
I heard several groans and sighs, EJ and me both looked at each other.
"But were going to play it the way that we play it," said EJ.
The 'we' that he was implying was how me and EJ and a few of are friends from Phoenix played Monopoly.
"What do you mean by that?" asked Uncle Emmett, as he got out the Monopoly board.
"Are Grandpa Carlisle and Grandma Esme going to play with us?" I asked.
"No," said Aunt Rose, "Esme's at a dinner party and Carlisle is taking the night shift at the hospital tonight."
Uncle Emmett had set up the Monopoly board on the ground in the middle of the living room, and everyone was sitting around it and he had passed out money to everyone.
"Were going to need to use all of the money, Uncle Emmett," I said smiling at him, he did as I said and passed out the rest of it.
"Uncle Emmett your green, Aunt Rose your red, Aunt Alice purple, Uncle Jasper orange, mom blue, dad yellow, and me and Maddi are pink," said EJ.
"What do we need colors for?" asked Uncle Jasper.
Me and EJ just smiled at each other and then said, "were playing Strip Monopoly."
Everyone mostly burst out laughing expect for mom and dad. Mom was fuming and asking us where we learnt how to play this game and dad seemed to be in shock.
"Andy and Johnny," I said laughing.
"We can't play this game," said dad.
"We've played it loads of time and its our night to pick a game," said EJ, in between gasps of laughter.
"Fine then," said mom, angrily.
"How do you play," asked Aunt Rose.
"Its like normal Monopoly," I started.
"Only instead of buying property you buy other peoples clothes," continued EJ.
"You can your clothes back or you can buy their clothes," I continued.
"But it has to be the person whose color you landed on and," continued EJ.
"You win by having the most clothes," I finished.
"Wait you two are sharing a color that's not far to the rest of us," said Aunt Alice.
"You can just chose if you want to take something from me or Maddi," said EJ.
"Youngest to oldest," said Uncle Emmett.
EJ smirked as he handed me the dice.
"We didn't pick our pieces," I said.
Everyone mostly attacked the box so me and EJ just sat there waiting for them to grab their pieces. Uncle Emmett got the car and was playing with it in his hands, Aunt Rosalie claimed a thimble, Uncle Jasper a tiny train, Aunt Alice was musing with her tiny shoe, dad spun his top hat with his fingers, mom had the iron.
I stole the top hat from dad and EJ grabbed the dog, dad was glaring at me as he saw there were no more pieces left.
"Top hat, please," he said.
EJ laughed at this and I rolled my eyes, "your not going to get the top hat, its Maddi's piece," said EJ.
"Here," I said handing him the last piece in the box, it was the wheel thingy.
He sigh and EJ handed me the dice.
"Let the game begin," I said as I let the dice fall to the floor.
