Title: 10 Things I Hate About You A/N: This is just a little something in which our favorite characters write a list of '10 things' they hate about each other. It's random. And you could say it happens at the time they were chained together. Enjoy.
Genre: Humor/General
Rating: T [for language]
Character[s]: Yagami Light / L
Pairing: None. NoT YaOi.
Warning: None [other than grammatical errors? sorry about that :P]
10 Things Yagami Light Hates About L
Light POV.
Since the day I was chained to L. The world's greatest detective, an 'idiot' from my eyes; I've noticed that there are several things I hate about him.
1- His eating habits. Ingesting all that sugary stuff is utterly sickening and disgusting. Watching him makes me want to gag.
2- His toes. Those monkey toes of his are so long and creepy *shivers* If only he wore socks and shoes to keep them out of sight.
3- His eyes. The way he stars at me, more like at my every move. Under those eyes of his, I never am comfortable. So unnerving.
4- His insomnia. Does he even sleep? Since we've been chained I haven't got a full night's sleep and he keeps complaining about me being tired all the time! Genius my ass!
5- His lack of social skills, he freaking cuffed me to him with a handcuff! What a pervert! Has absolutely no social skills and he's so… weird! No, not unique, WEIRD!
6- The way he sits. That surely can't be comfortable and no wonder he has developed a hunch!
7- The way he touch things with his fingertips. Phones, papers, cups….everything!
8- His monotonous voice, it's so emotionless. Just like a robot. Sometimes I wonder if he is even human!
9- His pale skin. He needs to go outside in the sun, get a tan. At least like that he'll look healthy.
10- His clothes! He wears the same thing all the time! What the hell? With someone loaded like him who could buy anything, he lacks clothes. Oh wait, my mistake, he lacks fashion sense!
10 things L hates about Yagami Light
L POV
Ten thing's I hate about Light-kun?
1- Light-kun is Kira.
2- Light-kun is Kira.
3- Light-kun is Kira.
4- Light-kun is Kira.
5- Light-kun is Kira.
6- Light-kun is Kira.
7- Light-kun is Kira.
8- Light-kun is Kira.
9- Light-kun is Kira.
10- Light-kun is Kira.
A/N: This is just something that I wanted to write, I hope you guys liked it. Reviews would be nice =)
PS: I love both Light and L, I have no intensions of being mean or offend either of them here.
