Pureblood Boi

This is a poem about a Hermione Granger and her love life. The song Sk8r Boi by Avril Lavigne inspired me to write it and it is it's parody. The pureblood boy is Draco Malfoy and the mudblood girl is Hermione. And the guy(/girl if that is what you prefer) who gets her is basically anyone you want just as long as it isn't Ron Weasley. Enjoy!

She was a girl,

He was a boy,

Can I make it anymore obvious,

She was a mudblood,

He did dark arts,

What more can I say.

She wanted him,

He'd never tell,

But secretly he wanted her as well,

But all of his friends stuck up their nise,

They had a problem with her parents.

She was a Griffingor,

He said see you later girl,

She wasn't good enough for him.

He was a Slytherun,

So his head was up in space,

He needed to come back down to Earth.

5 Years later,

He sits in the court signing divorce,

He's all alone.

He picks up a book, and guess what he sees,

Hermione is its author,

He calls up his friends,

They already know,

And they're all getting her autograph,

He apparates,

Stands in a que,

To meet the girl he turned down.

She was a Griffindor,

He said see you later girl,

She wasn't good enough for him,

Now she's a war heroine,

Writing her best sellers ,

Does you ferret face see what she's worth.

Sorry boy but you missed out,

Well tough luck but that girl's mine now,

We are more than just good friends,

And this is how the story ends,

Too bad that you couldn't see,

See the witch that girl could be,

There is more than meets the eyes,

PIU see the soul that is inside.

She's just a girl,

And I'm just a boy,

Can I make it any more obvious,

We are in love,

Haven't you heard,

How we rock each others world.

I met the mudblood girl,

I said see you later girl,

I was at her house party,

I read all her books first,

One is about a boy she used to know.