Holly: Hello and welcome to cooking with Holly and Artemis!

Artemis:Tell me ,why are you doing this again Holly?

Holly:Because Root said if I do a show I wont have to do traffic duty and I get a major raise.

Artemis:...Thats it?

Holly:What do you mean "that's it".

Artemis:Bye now I'm going to sit over therACK

Holly just knock him out with a frying pan.

Holly :Anyway we will now be cooking...Artemis? (looks in the next to her and finds Artemis knocked out in a chair)

Pulls out her gun and pokes Artemis

Holly:WAKE UP OR I'LL SHOOT YOU!!

Artemis couldn't hear her because he was still knocked out.Then Holly shot him with her gun with a stunbeam,then Artemis jumps in the air and lands in his chair with his fingers as stuck as if they were part of the table.

Root: Holly we're LIVE you can kill people later.

Root is the director of this cooking wanna-be show

Artemis: Why do I have to be here...?(still very shocked)

Holly: Because I said so.

Artemis: I don't want to be here.

Holly pointed her gun in his face

Artemis: but ill be here anyways.

Artemis was sweating because holly had her gun on the table so she could shoot Artemis anytime she wanted to.

Holly:now we shall make Salad.Now Artemis where do you put all your ingredients?

Artemis:I don't know this is my 2nd time in my life I went in to a kitchen.

Holly :Well who dose?

Artemis: I think my mum dose .

Butler was sitting next to Root when he heard them talking about who made dinner.

Butler: Artemis.

Artemis: Yes Butler

Butler: I think Juliet makes dinner.

Artemis:should have known.With all due respect mum but your cooking taste like $#

Artemis house phone rings. it was Artemis mom Angaline Fowl

Angaline:Honey

Artemis:Yes mum

Angaline:When I get home I am going to take away your laptop for a week.

Artemis:fine...

Angaline:ok Bye honey

Artemis:bye mum

Holly:ok then...butler can you go get Juliet

Butler doesn't move

Artemis:Butler can you go get Juliet please

Butler:Yes Artemis

Holly glares at Artemis then looks at her gun but then she decided to shoot him with a stunner after the show

Juliet comes down.

Artemis:Julite ware is all the ingredients?

Juliet:Oh that's easy

She gose to a drawer and get out 3 rocks

She gets a sludge hammer and starts hitting the rocks.

Holly and Artemis duck for cover behind Butler

After Juliet done smashing the rock she gets out lots and lots of candles and lights the all around the smashed rocks.

When she was done with that she started to say "oh all the food gods bring me..."

Holly: We lost her.

Then she started chanting "mushroom mushroom mushroom"

then all the stuff they needed appeared in front of them

Artemis soul leaving body.

Juliet:Your welcome

And she leaves

Holly and Artemis finally came back to the table

Holly:ok the defines every thing that is on and under.

Then she sees Artemis soul going to the ceiling

Holly:Holy crud(she shoots the soul with her gun )

Artemis soul fell on the floor dead then Holly healed it with her little blue stars and shoves the soul back into Artemis

Artemis:Thank you...

Holly: Your welcome now lets put together the salad!

Artemis:umm can I sit down I just died because you shot me

Holly:Whimp. Anyway see you next time on cooking with Holly and Artemis

Holly and Artemis:Bye(Artemis said weakly)