A/N right so it's my first fic sooo be nice. please review.

Disclaimer: Sad as it is I really don't own any of the Harry Potter characters.

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Professor McGonagall knew that James potter's birthday was the most troublesome day of the whole year, no matter how many detentions they got each year they never learnt. As she walked along the second floor corridor she heard a huge bang from the seventh floor. She ran up the stairs, which were changing at the most inconvenient times.

While upstairs James potter had woken to a kidnapped Lily Evans sitting in front of him giving Sirius a look as though the second she was untied she would hex him . James had ran over to Sirius' bed -knocking Remus out of his own with a loud bang. As he reached Sirius his hands flew around the startled marauders neck.

" why the bloody hell did you KIDNAP Lily and gag her in front of my bed you stupid mutt!"

James yelled.

" Eh, but I thought you liked her" Sirius replied looking confused

" Look mate it's your birthday so I new you liked her and face it there's no way she would even look at you when you talk to her - don't give me that look prongsie- you've been here for six years now and she still couldn't care less about you. I thought I was doing you a bloody favour!"

" Oh yeah the best way to start out a seventeenth birthday is to have the head girl kidnapped for me, honestly padfoot do you ever think?"

While those two were bickering with each other Remus quietly untied Lily who sprang up from the end of James' four poster bed and screamed

"you complete arse Sirius Black. Tarantallegra!" with her wand pointed at Sirius. Almost immediately he began chacha-ing around the dorm .

Remus was astounded at how Peter still hadn't woken.

Professor McGonagall chose this exact moment to enter the dorm. As she saw the chaos she said

"Miss Evans what exactly is going on?"

" why don't you ask Sirius professor?" said Lily in an irate tone.

" very well what do you have to say Black?" asked Professor McGonagall.

" um…well….err oh just give me the detention now Professor" he said in between steps of the cha-cha .

"Fine then Potter, Black, Lupin detention 7:00 my office." replied the teacher as she swept out the boys dorm.

"Longbottom why on earth are you trying to get into the girls dorms?"

Could be heard from down the hall.

"Ha!" said Lily triumphantly as she flounced out the dorm.

"Merlin she's hot." said a dumbfounded James.

Remus and Sirius just smirked

"Prat" said Sirius.

"Whatever" smirked James as he headed down to the great hall "you guys coming? He asked.

"Yeah sure" they replied laughing inwardly at what was waiting downstairs for him.

A/N review! I want to know if I should make more stories like this please be nice it's my first fanfic.