Forget About Ava.

Summary: Like Mother, Like daughter, gone wild. Well, no, not gone wild, but, pretty close to it. A 'what if' fic. What if when Ava asks about 'man with tools', Lorelai just gives her a different response. R&R.

A/N: Okay, another 'what if' fic just because this is what seems to get everyone to read. So, I will try one of these fics for my own. Oh, and I would just like to say that... I find MuffinIsInjured AMUSING, because she finds everything amusing. Seriously, that kid is the funniest person alive.

Okay, here is my Disclaimer. I already used this one for one of my other fics, but I just get a kick outta this. Oh! I Rhymed! HECK YES!

Disclaimer- I do not own anything, if I did, I think I would be jumping up and down, screaming 'na na na nuh boo boo' over and over again till I lose my voice, and, then I would lose conciousness. I then slip into a coma, and then I die. And, then the nice WB people will come and read my will and under Who gets ownership of Gilmore girls, it will say:

Whoever submitted the longest and nicest review to one of my stories gets it.

..And aren't I funny? But, yeah, I am serious people, when I take over the world, and posess ownership of Gilmore girls, and then kill myself, whoever gave me the longest and nicest review gets ownership of the best show in the world. So keep that in mind, REVIEW PEOPLE.

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"Can you fix it?" said Lorelai.

"I don't know, I'll see." says Luke.

"You can fix it."

"You can say it all you want, it doesn't make it true."

"You can fix it."

"Not with you hovering, I can't."

"Okay, I'm leaving. You can fix it."

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"There, man with tools, who is that?" asks Ava.

"Oh, that's Luke."

"Luke, I like Luke."

"What?"

"Oh, he's adorable. And he looks strong, is he strong?"

"Oh I don't know. I don't think he's gonna be in a sideshow anytime soon, but he can get the lid off a pickle jar."

"Is he single?"

Lorelai could tell Ava liked Luke, and that gave her a sense of insecurity. She didn't want Luke with Ava, she wanted him with.. well someone other than Ava. So she replied, "Oh, um, no."

"Oh, well then, who is the lucky girl?"

"Actually, he is my boyfriend."

Ava started to get red. "Oh, well then I am very sorry for expressing an interest in him."

"Oh, it's okay, really."

"Your lucky, you know that?"

"Oh, you bet I do."

Ava walked off into the dressing room.

What did she just do? She isn't with Luke. 'I just hope Ava doesn't say anything' she thought.

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Feared that Ava was going to tell someone, she hurried into the dressing room. Her mother stopped her.

"Are you going to get dressed Lorelai?" her mother said.

"Um, yeah, in a second. Hold on." she replied.

She rushed over to where Ava had just finished getting dressed and approached her.

"Hey Ava."

"Hey Lorelai."

"Um, Ava, I have a favor to ask you."

"Okay?"

"Um, can you not tell any of the girls or anyone about me and Luke? I really don't want anyone to know."

"I won't tell anyone. Although, I don't understand why you wouldn't want them to know. I mean he is just ador-" she paused and she saw the expression on Lorelai's face. She started again, "I won't tell anyone."

"Okay, good."

Lorelai walked back over to where her mother was.

"Finally Lorelai, you have been taking forever. Now get dressed."

Lorelai takes the outfit, with a sigh of grief.

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"The ladies were thrilled. They adore you." says Emily.

"Yes, well, that's because I'm adorable." she replies.

"Funny isn't it?"

"What's funny?"

"How nicely you seem to be fitting into the world that you ran away from. Well, goodnight Lorelai. Congratulations." and she leaves.

Lorelai sees Ava talking to Luke.

So, she starts walking over to them, mad that Ava is talking to him, after she told her she was with him. Although that was a lie, she was still frustrated that she was talking to him.

Ava sees Lorelai coming so she says to Luke, "Thanks for the directions. Your girlfriend is coming over, so I will leave you too alone."

"Huh?" says a very puzzled Luke. Ava leaves. "Uh bye." he says.

Lorelai walks up to him.

"Hey Luke, what was all that about?"

"What is she talking about, Lorelai?"

"What?"

"She said 'your girlfriend is coming over, so I will leave you too alone.' Last time I knew, I didn't have a girlfriend."

Lorelai just stands there, face red, trying to figure out how she is to work this out.

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A/N: Okey Dokey, that's the end of that chapter. Did you like, didn't like? Yeah, I know it is short, but there is more to come. Review, review, review!