I've been inspired to write this by a few authors who have written like this in the past. I'm not copying the plot or writing, just the layout.
REVIEW PLEASE. This isn't going to be a long story. 5-10 chapters MAX. My goal is still to finish Without You by 2011. So that's what I'm concentrating on. And so this is my final story, I think.
MONDAY, MARCH 7TH
8:41AM
Dude. I'm so going to be a police officer.
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8:42AM
Scratch that.
I'm gunna be a secret agent.
With guns.
Heh. GUNS!
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8:45AM
Ino says I'll never be a secret agent.
I say SHE'S WRONG! WRONG, I TELL YOU!
She just says I won't be cause she wants to be a hair dresser and that's a normal job. And thus she won't let anyone else be anything BUT normal.
GOD. Whata bitch-whore.
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8:49AM
I just told Karin. She says her older brother used to wanna be a secret agent.
I WANT TO MEET THIS KID.
But now he doesn't. GRRRR. I'll have to get him back on my team! We can be partners, FTW!
He's in college. Ooh la la. A sophmore, she says. But I'm a senior and ALMOST legal! So suck on THAT, bitches.
She says he's quiet and dark and brooding. Like a bad boy type. But nice to his baby sister and shtuff. YUM.
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8:56AM
I wish I had an older brother.
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9:32AM
ROAR!
I'm in biology class with fucking Kabuto-sensai and he gives me the goose-bumps.
He's such a creep. Like, fer seriously.
He's not that sketch that stares down girls shirts. OH! But he IS that sketch that picks on one girl a year to be THAT GIRL. The one who gets his creepy dark lurking eyes staring down her shirt. The one whom he keeps for detention just to watch her. Etc Etc.
GROSS.
And guess what, my fluffy bunnies? This year, that girl is ME.
I want to puke.
He keeps looking at me and I'm really cold, and my shirt is really thin and THIS IS NOT A FUN TIME.
I don't have any good friends in this class. ROAR! Ima dinasaur! IMA EAT YOU.
Ami keeps smirking at me. BITCH. IMA PUT A CAP IN YOUR ASS.
She's gunna be the first to die when I become a secret agent.
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12:12PM
LUNCH TIME!
GOD, YOU ARE MY SAVIOR! I LOVE YOU FOREVER.
Amen.
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12:18PM
God, can you make Ino GO THE FUCK AWAY.
She's in my bubble.
Thank you.
Amen.
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12:21PM
UGH. BEANS!
Ino is still in my bubble. And keeps talking about this new kid with pretty eyes and pretty hair and a pretty face and... YUM. I CALL DIBS.
But damnit to hell! She already called him.
Blasphemy.
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12:22PM
If you're just gunna dangle this awesome male in front of our faces, you can go die in a hole.
Whore.
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12:29PM
Karin wants me to come shopping with her. YAY!
Shopping with Karin entails getting lovely treasures.
She is my soulmate.
Her mommy likes to buy her pretty things. And since my mommy don't exist no more, she buys me pretty things too! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!
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1:57PM
I want to go the the mall now. FUCK THIS SHIT.
School is for suckers.
Suigetsu keeps giving me the eye, I think he wants me.
Well, I want him too so maybe I'll flirt back. OH YES.
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2:03PM
Suigetsu keeps smirking at me and winking, so I say, "does your eye always twitch like that?"
FUCK YOU. I'm a smooth criminal.
He stares at me, and then turns away and I pout, "well, I can always check it out. Wanna play doctor?"
His smirk comes back full-force and I wanna jump him. "Depends. Can I be the Gynecologist?"
I wink, "as long as I can be your patient."
OH, I LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING.
I want him NAOW.
But the bell just rang.
And Karin said to meet her at 2:05 SHARP!
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2:04PM
I lean in and kiss the corner of his lips, "I gotta go, baby. Save it for a rainy day?"
His smirk is infectuous.
When I meet Karin it's on my face.
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2:11PM
Her eyes are all-knowing.
"Your lip-stick is smudged."
I FREAK OUT. "NO, SHUT UP, YOU TURDSICKLE."
She is grinning, "oh come on, babe. Who did you kiss?"
"NO ONE. NOT SUIGETSU. HE'S ICKY."
"Suigetsu?" Karin's eyes are smouldering and her hand is on her hip, "yum. He's a babe."
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4:33PM
I'M AT THE MALL WITH MRS. KARINS MAMA.
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!
OH. And Karin's here too.
WHAT. We just bumped into this hottie with a body and I WANT HIS BABIES. He's still here though. Cause like fo' sho' he wants me.
"Oh, Sasuke, honey. What're you doing here?" KARIN'S MAMA KNOWS MY BABY DADDY!
Yes. I've got an in!
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4:34PM
"...Working."
He's mean. DON'T BE MEAN TO KARIN'S MAMA, BITCH.
"Who are you with, Sasu-chan?"
I LOVE HER. I LOVE HER.
Karin keeps looking at me. And then I realize that Baby Daddy is staring. AT ME.
HOLY FUCKNARDS.
MY LIFE HAS MEANING!
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4:36PM
"Not now, Mom. I have to get back to work."
HOLY CRUD.
"Alright. But be home for dinner, Sasu-chan!"
HOLY FUCKING CRUD.
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4:55PM
"NOW EVERYBODY WANTS SOME PRESTO MAGIC!"
I'm dancing in my favorite store. FOR REALS.
I love life.
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4:56PM
HOLY SHITSTICKS.
"Don't ask! Tell me how you want me! I can feel it in your heartbeat!"
ONE OF MY FAVORITE SONGS FROM ONE OF MY FAVORITE MOVIES WITH ONE OF MY FAVORITE ACTORS IN MY FAVORITE SCENE OF ALL TIME JUST CAME ON!
And yes. I do mean Jump (for my love) from Love Actually with Hugh Grant. IN THE AMAZING DANCING SCENE!
So, you'd imagine my need to dance. WHICH I DID.
Scratch that.
"JUMP IF YOU WANNA TASTE MY KISSES IN THE NIGHT, THEN JUMP! JUMP! FOR MY LOVE!"
I AM dancing. As in currently.
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4:58PM
Karin and Karin's mama are shopping in the next store over for Karin's papa's birthday. So I excused myself to my favorite music store IN EVER. To dance.
DUH.
I'm such a cool kid.
"SLAM A COW! NEON TREES IS ON! HOT JAM!"
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4:59PM
"IT'S A LONG WAY FOR HEARTBREAK! LET YOUR HEART WAIT AND BLEEEDDDDD!"
"Excuse me."
My dancing has been interupted.
WHAT.
THE.
FUCK.
Someone's going to die.
Sasuke is standing behind me. STARING.
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5:00PM
"Yeah? What's your problem?"
He just rolls his eyes, "you're being obnoxious. It's scaring the customers away."
"It's a music store. I'm listening to music. GO TO HELL."
A smirk has made itself home on his lips. I WANT TO KISS IT OFF.
WHAT.
NO!
I want to punch it off.
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5:02PM
"You first."
He's dead. DEAD, I TELL YOU.
"WHATEVER. I'm gunna keep singing. YOU CAN'T STOP ME!"
And then I proceeded to flail around and scream to Maroon 5.
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5:06PM
I HATE HIM.
He dragged me out of the store.
He's on my hit list. WHICH I NEED TO MAKE.
IMMEDIATELY.
TO DO:
Buy paper for Hit list
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5:10PM
So since Karin and Karin's mama are still getting a present for Karin's papa. I went to the paper store and bought some sparkly pens and a note pad.
HIT LIST TIME, WHAT!
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HIT LIST
Sasuke Uchiha
Ami Wantanabe
Lady Gaga
Ronald McDonald
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TUESDAY, MARCH 8TH
11:11AM
MAKE A FUCKING WISH!
I wish I didn't have detention with Kabuto-sensai today at lunch.
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12:10PM
I hate my life.
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12:12PM
No one ELSE has detention!
Even though Ami ALWAYS listens to her ipod during class! And that big scary kid who hangs with Suigetsu doesn't pay attention.
SAVE ME, GOD!
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12:17PM
Kabuto-sensai is sitting in front of me in his swivel chair, which I'm BEYOND jealous of.
And he's staring. And smirking.
AND ASLDGFIASMA;SDPASF.
Save me!
"Do you need something, Kabuto-sensai?" I'm such a goody-two-shoes in class.
I want to kill myself.
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12:18PM
"Yes, Sakura-chan. I do."
OH LORDY. WHAT TEACHER CALLS A STUDENT THAT?
I WANT OUT!
I take in a DEEP breath. "What do you need?"
If he says "you," I'M JUMPING OUT THE WINDOW!
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12:20PM
His mouth opens.
AND SO DOES THE DOOR.
I love someone.
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12:21PM
HOLY SHIT, IT'S SASUKE!
But at least Kabuto moved away.
His chair's more than a yard away now. My hand slams onto my desk with relief.
"Kabuto," His eyes search mine for a moment, before he glances at Kabuto. "The principal wants to speak with you."
Kabuto scowls, but nods. "Watch her while I'm gone, Sasuke."
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12:24PM
DAMN IT TO HELL!
There goes any attempt at escape.
Sasuke sits in the swivel chair and Kabuto leaves.
I glare at the floor, imagining it breaking in half and swallowing me whole.
"You again," Sasuke says and stares at me.
"Yeah, whatever." I lean back in my chair and almost fall over in the process.
Lunch ends at 1:00. I HATE LIFE.
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12:30PM
"What's your name?"
I blink, trying to figure out if he talked to ME. But then I remember that we're alone in the room. ROAR.
"Sakura."
"And you're a friend of Karins?"
"I thought you were in college. Shouldn't you be smart?"
His scowl makes me grin.
"How do you know my sister?"
"We're in the same grade, duh."
"Idiot. I meant how long have you known each other."
"Then phrase the question that way, ass-face."
AND HE KINDA IS AN ASS-FACE! Cause his hair looks like a chickens ass got stuck to the back of his head. FER SERIOUSLY.
He's pretty though. I WANT HIM.
Hooplah!
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12:36PM
I WANT LUNCH TO BE OVER ALREADY.
This is so BORING.
"What college do you go to?" I can't believe I'm talking to him. What. The. FUCK.
"Oto Uni."
"Why not Kohana?"
"I was offered more at Oto."
"Traitor."
"What?"
"Are you deaf? I said traitor! You should go to Kohana."
"Is that where you're going?"
"Possibly."
"Why?"
"I don't know. Tsunade teaches there."
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12:41PM
"Why Tsunade?"
"Why all the questions?"
"I'm bored. Just humor me."
"Tsunade is the best medical teacher there is. I want to be a doctor."
NO. IMA BE A NINJA.
A MEDICAL HEALING NINJA. WHAT!
"A doctor? Why?"
"What are you studying?" I avoided his question in honor of changing positions. I was SO NOT going to be the question-whore in this relationship. HE WOULD BE MY BITCH AND THAT WOULD BE THAT. God, was that so hard to understand? Because, God, Sasuke shouldn't be in college. You should change that. PLEASE.
That would make me laugh.
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12:43PM
Shouldn't Kabuto be back yet?
Maybe he's getting fired!
YES! PARTY TIME!
Sasuke smirked softly as he continued to watch me and I stuck out my tongue, "answer my question, douchebag."
"I'm studying to become an ANBU officer."
"HOLY SHIT!" I shouted, sitting up immediately and earning myself a rather odd look, "are you that brother who used to wanna be a secret agent?"
His eyes narrowed and then rolled, "yeah. That was when I was in elementary school though."
"LOSER. Get on my team! Ima be a secret agent."
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12:50PM
He was about to reply.
And say yes. Yes, he'd join me and we'd rule the world together.
But, the door opened. AGAIN.
This time they would be on my hit list.
It was Kabuto.
Fuck.
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12:51PM
"Don't leave me, Sasuke."
Sasuke stared at me oddly, before wrenching the door open and disappearing.
And that was how my savior deserted me.
Only ten minutes left, Sakura. YOU CAN DO IT!
Kabuto's smirk was wide which left me assuming he wasn't fired.
Damn.
"Hello again, Sakura-chan."
HOLY CRUD. I WANT OUT.
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12:53PM
"Hi."
GO TO HELL.
DIE.
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIIIIEEEEE!
I scrunched up my nose in distaste and glared at the floor.
"I'm sorry that took so long. Miss me?"
"No."
I'M SCARED.
"Oh?"
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12:59PM
HOLY SHIT WHEN WILL THE MINUTE PASS?
BELL RING. RING! RING!
Please, God. Make it ring.
He's so sketchy. I'll bet he has a sketch-mobile. Like Batman. But bad-guyish.
BATMAN IS SO SPIFF! He wins. But, SHIT! Tenten likes Spiderman better cause she's crazy. And Ino thinks Superman is a sexy beast.
BUT HOLY SHIT- UM. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN CHRISTIAN BALE? Yeah, Batman.
So, he wins. DUH.
And also cause The Dark Knight was so much better than Spiderman! Cause it was realistic. Mary Jane would've totally gotten with whatshisface and Peter would've been left hanging. But you don't see Bruce (awesome name too.) getting the girl. EVEN THOUGH HE SHOULD.
In my world, he makes panties drop.
Or... just mine, maybe.
And he's got no super powers! Spiderman is a spider and Superman is an alien. So they have an advantage! They're useless without powers. Batman DOESN'T HAVE THEM AND YET HE KICKS FUCKING ASS! WHAT!
Yeah. You heard me. He wins. HANDS DOWN.
You Batman haters? Go jump off a cliff.
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1:01PM
YESSSS!
I'm saved.
BY THE BELL.
Holy Crudd. That wins.
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5:07PM
I'm getting a tutor in Calculas.
Cause it's tricky.
And cause tutors are usually hot guys. DUH.
I hope I get Gaara. YUM.
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6:39PM
I didn't get Gaara.
Fuck my life.
I got Sasuke.
I didn't even know College students COULD be tutors!
WHAT?
He probably signed up just to annoy me.
AUDGHADFGAGSDFIOASFKJALSFAOSF.
I'm gunna go crawl under a rock now.
