An idea I had listening to this song in my car. Yes, basically this is all a ponyfied version of Avenged Sevenfold's "A Little Piece of Heaven." None of which I own the rights to. So don't sue me. My Little Pony Friendship is Magic is the property of Hasbro. "A Little Piece of Heaven" is owned by the band Avenged Sevenfold and their affiliates. This fanfic is for entertainment purposes only.
"A Little Piece Of Cupcakes"
Before the story begins, is it such a sin,
For me to take what's mine, until the end of time
We were more than friends Dashie, before the story ends,
And I will take what's mine, create what Celestia would never design
Our love had been so strong for far too long,
I was weak with fear that something would go wrong,
Before the possibilities came true,
I took all possibility from you
Almost laughed myself to tears,
(Ha hahahahaha)
Conjuring Rainbow Dash's deepest fears
(Come here you fucking bitch)
Must have stabbed Rainbow fifty fucking times,
I can't believe it,
Ripped her heart out right before her eyes,
Eyes over easy, eat it, eat it, eat it
Rain never tasted this good in bed even when she was sleeping
Now she's just so perfect I've never been eating quite so fucking many cupcakes
It goes on and on and on,
I can keep you looking young and preserved forever,
With a fountain spray on your youth whenever
'Cause I really always knew that my little crime
Would be cold that's why I got a oven for your thighs
And I know, I know it's not your time
But bye, bye
And a word to the wise when the fire dies
You think it's over but it's just begun
But Dashie don't cry
You had my heart, at least for the most part
'Cause everybody's gotta die sometime,
We fell apart, let's make a new start
'Cause everybody's gotta die sometime, yeah yeah
But Dashie don't cry
Now possibilities I'd never considered,
Are occurring the likes of which I'd never heard,
Now an angry soul comes back from beyond the grave,
To repossess a body with which I'd misbehaved
Smiling right from ear to ear
Almost laughed herself to tears
Rainbow Dash Must have stabbed Pinkie fifty fucking times
I can't believe it
Ripped her heart out right before her eyes
Eyes over easy, eat it, eat it, eat it
(Eat the shit out of it)
Now that it's done I realize the error of my ways
I must venture back to apologize from somewhere far beyond the grave
I gotta make up for what I've done
'Cause I was all up in a piece of cupcakes
While you burned in an oven, no peace forever
'Cause I really always knew that my little crime
Would be cold that's why I got an oven for your thighs
And I know, I know it's not your time
But bye, bye
And a word to the wise when the fire dies
You think it's over but it's just begun
But Dashie don't cry
You had my heart, at least for the most part
'Cause everybody's gotta die sometime,
We fell apart, let's make a new start
'Cause everybody's gotta die sometime, yeah yeah
But Dashie don't cry
I will suffer for so long
(Pinkie Pie What will you do, not long enough)
To make it up to you
(I pray toCelestia that you do)
I'll do whatever you want me to do
(Well then I'll grant you one chance)
And if it's not enough
(If it's not enough, If it's not enough)
If it's not enough
(Not enough)
Try again
(Try again)
And again
(And again)
Over and over again
We're coming back, coming back
We'll live forever, live forever
Let's make some cupcakes, make some cupcakes
Let's start the killing, start the killing
"Do you take Rainbow Dash in death for the rest of your unnatural life? "
"Yes, I do"
"Do you take Pinkie Pie in death for the rest of your unnatural life? "
"I do"
"I now pronounce you"
'Cause I really always knew that my little crime
Would be cold that's why I got an oven for your thighs
And I know, I know it's not your time
But bye, bye
And a word to the wise when the fire dies
You think it's over but it's just begun
But Dashie don't cry
You had my heart, at least for the most part
'Cause everybody's gotta die sometime,
We fell apart, let's make a new start
'Cause everybody's gotta die sometime, yeah yeah
But Dashie don't cry
