JJ- Just got back from a yu-gi-oh tournament.

Crimson- He lost.

JJ- Thanks Crimson.

Crimson- You're welcome.

JJ- Anyways, this story is a spoof version of Grand Theft Auto.  During a class, my friends and I were making up spoof games and this was one of them.

Crimson- You have strange friends.

JJ- I just ask one thing, please don't flame me about this story.  I know GTA is a great game, which I have played numerous times.  I just don't want diehard fans to think I'm insulting the game.

Crimson- It is a fun game.  Hey, a car.

JJ- Crimson, No!

Grand Theft Auto: Grade School

Little Jimmy had just moved to Carja City.  He didn't know anybody here, he lost his great set of wheels during the move, and worst of all, he didn't have any money.  He was 6 and a half and he showed it.  He used to have the fastest big wheel of them all.  He had so many dimes and quarters that getting candy was an easy task.  But now, he had nothing.  He told his parents he was going to meet the locals.  Jimmy needed money, and the only way to get money was to find work.

After reaching the end of the driveway, Jimmy realized something.  After the "car dodge ball incident", Jimmy's parents didn't want him going across the street alone.  He lost all his money because of that incident.  Deciding he didn't want to be grounded on his first day on new turf, he went to the neighbor's house.

The neighbors were the Rigatoni's.  Their son, Tony, was looking for a playmate and business partner.  He had an idea to open a lemonade or some kind of drink stand, but he needed a partner.  I mean he was only 6 years old.  It takes a lot of hard work to run this sort of thing, and one boy certainly can't do it alone.  What luck, when he saw Jimmy walk up his driveway.  "Hey kid, you new here?" asked Tony.  "Yeah, I'm looking for work.  Do you anybody who could use some help?" said Jimmy.  "Yeah, in fact, I could use some help.  I plan on opening a drink stand, but I need a partner.  There's so much demand and competition that I can't do it alone.  Tell ya what, I need to know if you're trustworthy.  Go around the block and eliminate any competition.  Business will be better if we're the only ones who are still in business".   "How much will I get?" asked Jimmy.

"A dollar".

Jimmy couldn't believe it.  A whole dollar.  He could buy one of those big jawbreakers he had heard of.  The size of those made any guys mouth water.

"Ok, it's a deal", said Jimmy as he and Tony shoke hands.  He might get to like this town.

JJ- Well?

Crimson- I thought the game was about fights, explosions, and joining the mafia.

JJ- This is a 6 and a half year old kid we're talking about.

Crimson- You come up with the worst ideas.

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JJ- Sorry about the above line.  I hit Crimson with my keyboard and that appeared.  Tell me what you think of the story.

Adios.