Disclaimer: Don't own anything. So don't sue me!

Am just a poor person with a computer.

I wrote this when I was bored so if you find it

sick, stupid, retarded, short, and bad (which it is) blame it to me.

Just don't sue me!

PG-13 for Mario's Potty Mouth, (Sometimes Other People But Usually

Mario) Mario's Stupid Yelling, And Weird Stuff.

A/N: Yeah I know Mario is a plumber but pretend he has no job!

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Idiot Get a Job

= Mario and Peach's House =

Mario was flipping though the channels in his television

Mario: Powerpuff Girls? Boring.

Mario: Pokemon? New episode where Pikachu get attack by living dung?

Boring.

Mario: Yu-Gi-Oh? Weird friendship girl murder everyone in the show?

YAY! Um.. I means boring.

Television: I love you... You love me...

Mario: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! NOT BARNEY THE GAY PURPLE THING!!!!!

(Throw remote control at his television.

When the remote control hit his television. The television broke.)

Mario: Shit. Gotta ask Peach for a new TV. Speaking of Peach.

Where the hell is she?!?

(By the time Mario said that the front door flied open revealing

Peach.)

Peach: Phew! After working like that. I sure need well deserve rest.

Mario: Huh? Hey it Peach! Peach, where the hell you been!?!?!

Peach: Well duh I been in McDonald working as Manger!!!!!!

Didn't I say that 100,000 times already!?!?! Do you have short-term

memory!?!?

Mario: NO, DON'T HAVE SHORT-TERM MEMORY!!!!!! I REMEMER MY POTTY

TRAINING WHEN I WAS 5!!!!!!!!

Peach: OK! OK! Gee aren't you short-temper.

Mario: Meh. Whatever. Anyway I you want you to buy me a new TV.

Cause the last one broke.

Peach: *sigh* Don't tell me you broke it by throwing

your remote control when you saw the baby television

show "Barney and Friends"?

Mario: ...Yes.

Peach: Thought so. But this time am not going to buy it for you,

If you want it you going have to get a job.

Mario: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T WANNA GET A JOB!!!!!!

DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Peach: Well lazyass you're not going to get the television until

you get a job.

Mario: ALRIGHT FINE!!!! But where the hell am going to find a job?

Peach: Lucky you. A coworker of mine gave me copy of today newspaper

today.

Mario: Huh? What the hell a damn newspaper have to do

with jobs!?!?!

Peach: Retard. In a newspaper there a page of jobs offering for

people. Do you ever read a newspaper?

Mario: Nope.

Peach: -_-; Oh, whatever. I find a job for you.

(tried find a job in the newspaper) Oh yeah, this is a great job

for you!

Mario: What is it? It better not be a stupid job!

Peach: The job is a Food Tester for King Bowser Koopa's Café.

And it not a stupid job.

Mario: CRAP!!! I DON'T WANNA WORK IN THAT BITCH'S SHITHOLE!!!!!!!

GIVE ME A BETTER JOB!!!!!!!

Peach: Well too bad the other ones are more worse than that.

Mario: WELL TELL ME THE OTHER ONES! EVEN IF THERE ARE BADER!!!!

Peach: Well all right here the other jobs: Rearwiper (Asswiper),

Nosepicker, Telemarker, Sex Mate, and Toad Killer.

Mario: Man those jobs suck more than working for Bowser!

Peach: Told you.

Mario: Oh well.

Peach: Anyway tomorrow am going to call Bowser for your job interview.

= Tomorrow Morning =

Peach is talking in the phone to Bowser about Mario's Job Interview.

Peach: Ok. Yeah. Great! Thank you! Bye!

Peach: Wait until I tell Mario about the great news!

Peach go to Mario's room she see he asleep.

Mario is sleeping and dreaming about him eating a large papaya.

Mario: Ohhh Yummm *drool*

Peach: WAKE UP BITCH!!!!!

Mario: Huh? Wha? ...DAMN!!! WHY THE HELL YOU WAKE ME?!?! I WAS HAVING

A GREAT DREAM!!!!!

Peach: Sorry. I just want to tell you that Bowser want you in his café

in a hour for the job interview. If you don't go to the job interv-

iew he might not give you a second chance. That mean........ NO TV FOR

YOU!!!!!!!!!!

Mario: Oh... Ok.... WHAT!?!?! I BETTER GET HOPPING ON DRESSING UP AND

DRIVING TO THAT BASTARD'S PLACE OR ELSE NO TV FOR ME!!!!!!!

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Oh poor Mario he going to be soon be working for that windbag Bowser.

He wouldn't work for him if Peach would just give a new Television.

Oh well lazyness don't give you a new television...

I hope you like this chapter (most likely not). :p

What going to happen to Mario when he go to the job interview for

Bowser's job offering. Find out in the next stupid chapter.