This morning, I interview Darth Vitiate, Emperor of the Sith Empire. (5113 BBY - 3640 BBY)
INTERVIEWER - Good morning, Emperor Vitiate. Can you spare a few minutes? I would like to ask a few questions.
DARTH VITIATE - Not really. I have an empire to run. However, you may have five questions.
INTERVIEWER - Thank you kindly, my lord. You are remembered as one of the last truly powerful dark lords.
if I may ask, what separates you from the sith of today?
DARTH VITIATE - Power is what separates us. The sith "pups" of today have none. They think that producing
lightning and dark tendrils and other magic tricks are true power. They do not know true power.
They are pathetic child's toys. I once drained ALL of the force-energy from an entire planet, including several
thousand sith lords. Ever heard of Nathema? It's a dead rock now. My teacher in the sith arts, Marka Ragnos,
once destroyed an entire star system, including it's four inhabited worlds. Today's generation of sith are
dark side wimps. You have four questions left.
INTERVIEWER - Of today's sith, who would be your favourite?
DARTH VITIATE - Darth Sidious best reminds me of myself. He's still lacking, however. He needs to focus more on
increasing his own power. Stop focusing on the pathetic rebels. Even a rebellion could be used to increase his power.
You now have three questions remaining.
INTERVIEWER - People want to get to know their Emperor better. Do you have any favourite foods?
DARTH VITIATE - I rarely eat. When I do, I prefer a mixture of fruits and vegetables, with a side dish of raw meat.
Two questions left.
INTERVIEWER - Do you ever travel for recreation?
DARTH VITIATE - As Emperor, I have traveled everywhere within the sith empire. Last question.
INTERVIEWER - As emperor, what is your greatest legacy? Something to inspire future generations of sith.
DARTH VITIATE - I am the most powerful dark lord in history. That is what future sith should inspire to be.
To have ultimate power should be the goal of every sith.
INTERVIEWER - Thank you for your time, Mr. Emperor.
