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I own nothing but the plot! And some of the OC's!

Dared and dangerous!

Summery: Kiba dares Naruto to sing on the school roof… in front of everyone. His 'boyfriend' Gaara comes along to Naruto's new school where both boys find something they like… SasuNaru! NenjiGaara!

Let's begin!

"Kiba, I hate you." Naruto said for the seventh time, in the last five minutes.

"Just do it you sissy." Kiba's smirk just got bigger.

As much as he wanted to punch him, Naruto knew this wasn't the time. He manned up, and walked up onto the roof, everyone turned and looked at him.

"What song?" I asked Kiba. His smile grew tenfold. I cringed, hoping my haunch was wrong.

"Funky Town." Everyone could hear him, damn.

"I hate you." I could hear them all snicker at me, bastards.

"You said that like seven times." He said laughing, and at my pain, what a suck-ish friend.

"Do I have music?" he nodded and pressed play.

I knew the song by heart, after the intro I started to sing:

"Gotta make a move

to a town that's right for me."

Kiba stared at me, I don't think he ever heard me sing, I tapped my foot to the beat.

"Town to keep me movin'
Keep me groovin' with some energy

Well, I talk about it
Talk about it
Talk about it
Talk about it
Talk about, Talk about
Talk about movin

Gotta move on
Gotta move on
Gotta move on

Won't you take me to
Funkytown
Won't you take me to
Funkytown
Won't you take me to
Funkytown
Won't you take me to
Funkytown x2

Gotta make a move to a
Town that's right for me
Town to keep me movin'
Keep me groovin' with some energy

Well, I talk about it
Talk about it
Talk about it
Talk about it
Talk about, Talk about
Talk about movin

Gotta move on
Gotta move on
Gotta move on

Won't you take me to
Funkytown
Won't you take me to
Funkytown
Won't you take me to
Funkytown
Won't you take me to
Funkytown."

My voice was more feminine than most guys, so I sang the song with ease, sadly. I was already a laughing stock, and I just transferred!

Let me introduce myself, my name is Uzumaki Naruto, sophomore. I just transferred from Suna, to Konoha high. I used to live here, but circumstances made me move to Suna. More on that subject later.

I walked back to Kiba, who was gaping, patted him on the back and said: "Were gonna be late to first period." And walked away, acting like I didn't just sing in front of the school.

I was at my locker when he caught up to me.

"What was that?" the kids that weren't staring, turned and looked at us. I ignored them all.

"What? I did the dare, sang the song you chose?"

"You weren't supposed to sing well!" I laughed at him, me? Good? Ha!

"You're joking right? Me, sing well?" I laughed at him some more.

"Whatever dude, come on, were gonna be late."

He tried to argue, but the bell rang, so he was silenced.

We made our way to our homeroom; we had a guy named Kakashi-something.

The second we walked into the class, all was silent, I wonder why? The whispering started as soon as we took our seats. I looked around the class, there was, like 15 other students.

A guy that looked like he was sleeping,

A guy that kept eating,

A dude with round glasses and a high collar,

A dude with long brown hair and pair eyes,

A pair dude with a fake-ass smile,

A dude with a bowl hair-cut, huge smile and perfectly rounded eyes, not to mention the green spandex suit,

A girl with pale eyes, short hair, she's tapping her fingers together,

A girl with pink hair and green eyes,

A blond girl with pale blue eyes,

A girl with brown hair up in two buns,

A pale dude with black/blue hair with bangs and blue/onyx eyes, he had no expression.

There were more students, but I got bored with looking at them.

Five minutes later our teacher shows up. The pink haired girl screamed at him for being late, his reply: "I was making out with Iruka in the teachers lounge. She didn't say anything else.

"Hey, in Kakashi, you may call me sensei. Um… I will always be late, so have fun with that. Ah, we have a new student joining us this year, Naruto Uzamaki? Come forward please."

I walked to the front of the class room, all the while I felt the classes eyes on me.

"Please introduce yourself, and tell us more about you." He leaned against his desk.

"Hey, I'm Naruto Namikaze Uzamaki, I just transferred from Suna. My favorite color is orange, food is ramen, and animal is fox. Does anyone have any questions?" I honestly hoped not.

A few hands went up, sigh.

"Yeah, um… pink chick." She glared at me because of the name but continued none the less.

"Were you that guy singing on the room this morning?" Everybody leaned closer, wanting to know the answer. From the corner of my eye I could see Kiba smile, damn him.

"Yeah." They all gasped, while I nervously scratched the back of my head.

"Really? That was you?" Blond chick. I nodded, Kiba snickered. They were all gaping at me.

"What a youthful display! You sing very youthfully! And what a youthful spirit!" said the guy in the spandex suite.

I choked a little; just then Kiba fell off his chair laughing. I glared at him, "Kiba shut the fudge up! This is your entire fault you stupid bastard!" I didn't care that there was a class in front of me, Kiba needed to die.

"Naruto! No! You accepted the dare; it's not my fault you accepted before I told you what it was! Don't kill me please! We've been friends since kinder garden! Remember the good times!" At this point I was chasing him around the room.

In hope that I couldn't jump as high as he could, he jumped onto the desks and proceeded to run over them. I could jump higher, without pausing I was up and running behind him, my only thought punching him in the face.

"Naruto! What are you doing?" At the sound of this voice I stopped dead in my tracks. I looked at the familiar woman glaring at me from the door.

"Baa-chan!" I screamed happily and ducked, almost getting hit with a stapler.

"Shut up gaki, why are you on the desk? Making trouble on your first day?" Everyone was shocked to see how casually the principal spoke to me.

"You know me." I grinned a face splitting grin and hopped off the table. She smiled at me, fondly.

"Good to hear the years in prison didn't change you." I rolled my eyes.

"Just because the kind acted like criminals, doesn't meant it was a prison."

"About that, your boyfriend is pretty pissed, what you do?"

Shit, Gaara was pissed, that's definitely not good!