I don't own the Transformers or Santa Claus is Coming. I was bored, so I made a Decepticon version too. Merry Christmas!


Santa Claus is coming

Santa Claus is coming

He's not very far away

"It's Christmas!" yelled Skywarp, streaking into the rec room with a giant red and green banner.

Thundercracker looked up from his card game.

"I don't know what this Criss-mess you're talking about is, but-"

"Look it up!"

"Criss-mess. No results found."

Skywarp frowned and patiently delivered a lecture about Christmas, accompanied by random arm and leg movements.

Time to hang your stockings up

Tomorrow's Christmas Day

"Okay," Barricade cut him off. "So what has this to do with us?"

"We can have fun!"

Put a piece of pie or cake

On a pretty Christmas plate

"I am going to try and make energon cakes," announced Sunstorm, before accidently setting fire to it.

"Oh, never mind, Sunny. Screamer and I will make the cakes."

Both mentioned mechs screeched out loud at the nicknames, causing everyone around to wince.

Remember Rudolph's carrot

Oh we can hardly wait!

"There is no way I am making you any synthetic carrots," declared Knockout, gazing into the mirror.

Breakdown placed a green wreath on his friend's helm.

"Nevermind, nobody likes reindeer anyway."

Christmas tree is twinkling

Christmas pudding stirred

"I found a tree," declared Runabout.

"No, I found it!" protested Runamuck.

"Oh, shut up."

Presents are all wrapped and stacked

Cos everybody's heard

"Screamer!"

Starscream turned around.

"What, Skywarp?"

"Merry Christmas!" his youngest trinemate replied, dumping a giant parcel into his arms and skipping off.

Santa Claus is coming

Santa Claus is coming

He's not very far away

Soundwave placed a small halo over Ravage's head.

"I still get this feeling I should've dressed you as something else," he murmured to himself.

Time to hang your stockings up

Tomorrow's Christmas Day

"So you are saying the squishies hang these things called sockings up over a fireplace so this big fat hairy guy named Fanta can give them presents?" Thundercracker asked Skywarp.

"Yes. And his name is Santa…"

We love singing carols

And lighting candles too

Squawkbox's singing group had been working out just fine. He had found some song lyrics, and they were currently singing 'Hark the Herald Angels Sing'.

It had been working out just fine, until Starscream chose to join in.

But my favourite part of Christmas Eve

Is cuddling up to you

Ramjet, Dirge and Thrust were nowhere to be found. Frowning, Barricade looked around and eventually spotted them in their room, snuggling together on their berth.

Christmas tree is twinkling

Christmas pudding stirred

Shockwave's creation of energon pudding was going quite well, until Skywarp crashed into the table and made him spill it all over the tree.

"It is highly illogical to use pudding mix as a Christmas ornament," said Shockwave.

"At least the tree's sparkly now," replied Skywarp.

Presents are all wrapped and stacked

Cos everybody's heard

Knockout carefully opened the present he'd just been handed by Breakdown.

"A wrench?" he asked suspiciously.

"I thought you might want to get that Autobot medic back," his friend explained.

Knockout picked the wrench up and threw it at a passing Vehicon, knocking it out.

"You sure live up to your name sometimes," said Breakdown, as Knockout grinned slyly and retrieved his new weapon.

Santa Claus is coming

Santa Claus is coming

He's not very far away

"Ravage!" exclaimed Soundwave in his monotone voice, as his robo-dog bounded towards him.

"Wait…which one of you rustbuckets dressed him up as Santa?"

Time to hang your stockings up

Tomorrow's Christmas Day

"So basically, we're celebrating tonight for something happening tomorrow," frowned Thundercracker.

Skywarp, covered in pudding mix, shrugged. "I really have no idea."

Is it time for bed yet?

It must be really late

"If this is how they recharge every night…"

Barricade stared at the pile of Seeker that had somehow been formed in the middle of the rec room.

Everything is ready

And we can hardly wait

"What do you mean, we're getting ready for Christmas?" demanded Skyquake. "Isn't it already Christmas?"

"No idea," replied Dreadwing, biting into an energon cake.

Santa Claus is coming

Santa Claus is coming

Ramjet, Thrust and Dirge exited their quarters for a bit of cake. They glanced at each other, before diving into the pile of wings and limbs already sprawled on the floor.

"Your elbow articulator is digging into my lateral flexor," mumbled Starscream to nobody in particular.

Santa Claus is coming

Santa Claus is coming

"I'm bored," whined Breakdown.

"Get used to it," replied Knockout, who was busy practicing his wrench throwing skills on more Vehicons.

Santa Claus is coming

Santa Claus is coming He's not very far away

Barricade was searching up the meaning of Christmas.

"There's nothing here about overweight squishies in red suits delivering presents on reindeer with colds," he muttered to himself.

Time to hang your stockings up

Tomorrow's Christmas Day

"You actually tried it?" asked Airachnid.

"Yup!" replied Makeshift, studying his handiwork. "I spent the last twenty kliks trying to get this old sock of my grandmother's to stick, you know!"

Santa Claus is coming

Santa Claus is coming

He's not very far away

Skyquake yawned.

"Bedtime," he announced, dragging Dreadwing away to their quarters.

Time to hang your stockings up

Tomorrow's Christmas Day

"Can someone explain to me what is going on in here?!" demanded Megatron, marching into the rec room.

"Merry Christmas Lord Megs," murmured Skywarp, from the top of the Seeker pile.

Megatron frowned and retreated to his quarters. He could deal with this tomorrow.