Kakeru: Hey Natsumi, what are you doing?
Natsumi: I am writing to my new friend I met at myspace.
Kakeru: Myspace? What's that?
Haruka: It's an internet website, where you can meet new friends.
Natsumi: HEY! I just an instant messaging from my new friend: AlbinoMonkey2036!
Hakese: Hey kids! What is going on?
Haruka: Hi, Hakese. Natsumi made a new friend on the internet!
Hakese: OH!
Natsumi: And he wants to meet me today.
Hakese: Meet you?! Whoa Whoa! Natsumi. How much do you know about this friend?
Natsumi: Well, he's really into conquering the world, and always asking what I am plotting and thinking. Yea, and he knows a lot about computers, and uses one hand to type.
Hakese: Oh-oh.
A few minutes later.
Natsumi: AlbinoMonkey2036?
AlbinoMonkey2036 comes along with a hat and sunglasses and a coat.
AlbinoMonkey2036: That's right! And you must be Natsumi! Hmmm...you look older than 13.
Natsumi: Oh yea, cause I drink a lot. Anyway, take a seat, I am going to go and change my clothes. I will meet you in the hottub.
Natsumi took off and Chris Hansen comes around the corner with the cameraman.
Chris Hansen: Well hello there! I am Chris Hansen from Daylight MBC.
AlbinoMonkey2036: What are you doing here?
Chris Hansen: Are you AlbinoMonkey2036?
AlbinoMonkey2036: Uhh...That's a old fraternity name.
Chris Hansen: What fraternity?
AlbinoMonkey2036: I...felt a...thigh?
Chris Hansen: Did you sent Natsumi this picture?
A picture shows Specter showing off his bum.
AlbinoMonkey2036: Oh. Uhh...no...I mean that's me, but...hehehe...
FBI Agent 1: EVERYBODY GET DOWN!! GET HIM!
AlbinoMonkey2036: AHHHH!!
The two FBI agents got hold of AlbinoMonkey2036, and AlbinoMonkey2036 reveals to be Specter.
Haruka: It's Specter!
Specter: OH NO!
Kakeru: I always knew there was something strange about him.
Specter: Uhhh...I am a smoker. Yea, and Mr. BigSumoYellow3050 (Yellow Monkey) molested me. That's why I did it.
Hakese: I am sorry Specter, but we ain't buying it!
Natsumi: It looks like Specter's evil sexual predating plan is over!
Specter: ARGH! DAMM YOU MEDDLING KIDS! I WILL BE BACK! YOU FOILED MY ULTIMATE SUPER PLAN! AHHHHHHHH!!
Specter was sent into a FBI van and drove off.
Hakese: Don't worry, he won't be going to prison.
Haruka: Where?
Natsumi: Tokyo Mental Hospital.
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