Kakeru: Hey Natsumi, what are you doing?

Natsumi: I am writing to my new friend I met at myspace.

Kakeru: Myspace? What's that?

Haruka: It's an internet website, where you can meet new friends.

Natsumi: HEY! I just an instant messaging from my new friend: AlbinoMonkey2036!

Hakese: Hey kids! What is going on?

Haruka: Hi, Hakese. Natsumi made a new friend on the internet!

Hakese: OH!

Natsumi: And he wants to meet me today.

Hakese: Meet you?! Whoa Whoa! Natsumi. How much do you know about this friend?

Natsumi: Well, he's really into conquering the world, and always asking what I am plotting and thinking. Yea, and he knows a lot about computers, and uses one hand to type.

Hakese: Oh-oh.

A few minutes later.

Natsumi: AlbinoMonkey2036?

AlbinoMonkey2036 comes along with a hat and sunglasses and a coat.

AlbinoMonkey2036: That's right! And you must be Natsumi! Hmmm...you look older than 13.

Natsumi: Oh yea, cause I drink a lot. Anyway, take a seat, I am going to go and change my clothes. I will meet you in the hottub.

Natsumi took off and Chris Hansen comes around the corner with the cameraman.

Chris Hansen: Well hello there! I am Chris Hansen from Daylight MBC.

AlbinoMonkey2036: What are you doing here?

Chris Hansen: Are you AlbinoMonkey2036?

AlbinoMonkey2036: Uhh...That's a old fraternity name.

Chris Hansen: What fraternity?

AlbinoMonkey2036: I...felt a...thigh?

Chris Hansen: Did you sent Natsumi this picture?

A picture shows Specter showing off his bum.

AlbinoMonkey2036: Oh. Uhh...no...I mean that's me, but...hehehe...

FBI Agent 1: EVERYBODY GET DOWN!! GET HIM!

AlbinoMonkey2036: AHHHH!!

The two FBI agents got hold of AlbinoMonkey2036, and AlbinoMonkey2036 reveals to be Specter.

Haruka: It's Specter!

Specter: OH NO!

Kakeru: I always knew there was something strange about him.

Specter: Uhhh...I am a smoker. Yea, and Mr. BigSumoYellow3050 (Yellow Monkey) molested me. That's why I did it.

Hakese: I am sorry Specter, but we ain't buying it!

Natsumi: It looks like Specter's evil sexual predating plan is over!

Specter: ARGH! DAMM YOU MEDDLING KIDS! I WILL BE BACK! YOU FOILED MY ULTIMATE SUPER PLAN! AHHHHHHHH!!

Specter was sent into a FBI van and drove off.

Hakese: Don't worry, he won't be going to prison.

Haruka: Where?

Natsumi: Tokyo Mental Hospital.

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